Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed which is bursting at the seams from a weekend full of hidden paparazzi gems. Gems like Goldie Hawn‘s timeless beauty, which applies to Brooke Shields as well. Big black microphones start to look small in Serena Williams‘ hands, Ryan Phillipe‘s dick becomes a divining rod, Simon Cowell gives side boob a shot, and Jeremy Renner hits up the Lakers game with Travolta‘s masseuse.
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She’s looking pretty goddamn good after she, uh…no, that’s a fucking lie. She still looks like a shit-filled orange fritter.
Ya try to be a nice guy but sometimes it just doesn’t work…
What the fuck kind of zoo is this…???
Isn’t that Ted Bundy she’s talking to? So apparently he wasn’t REALLY executed like they said…
Kendra, darling, you are very special and incredibly hot…UNTIL YOU OPEN THAT FUCKING PIE HOLE!
S.T.F.U. already!
Maria, I believe those contusions need some medical attention. Call me any time. I’m Dr. Vitobonespur, always at your cervix.
Sometimes little fat girls like Snooki have obsessive oral fixations on food. And sometimes that can carry over to incredible blowjobs. Just saying…
Not a really good-looking ass. Probably works fine and dandy for shitting out of, but other than that, not great.
It’s hammer time !!!!
Where can I get one of those iPad covers?
Is this like when skinny girls bring fat girls to parties to make themselves seem more attractive?
Can hardly even see the shit stains from this angle.
homo dancer in a wife beater
ps i love kids
There really needed to be a tactical nuclear strike aimed at this Wango Tango thing.
“If your daughter is going to assault our ears with her singing one more time, I SWEAR I’m going to sock you in the jaw!”
pretty face. love her on mad men but she has ZERO fashion sense.
nice ass and body the face is kinda cute
neon orange skin. hideous.
wow isnt she like 40? she looks so fit and good!
bad cellulite
still rockin the little mermaid tranny chic look
would be a total babe if she hit the gym and toned up
fat ugly jersey trash
i have to say….she looks really pretty here
cute swimsuit
You’d think she could pay a stylist…
I’ll very casually let out this fart and no one will notice
Somewhere right now, the disembodied spirits of Malcolm X and Rev. Martin Luther King Jr. are exchanging a sad, disappointed look…
I’d say this is trashy, but my boner begs to disagree… or enthusiastically agree. It’s not entirely clear sometimes.
It takes a very specific set of physycal mishaps for trashy high-heeled platforms to make you legs look even shorter.
Everly Bear?
I can almost smell this through my computer screen, and it’s not pleasant.
Everything’s going south on her but Kurt.
Yeah, check out my big ass!!…and legs…and stomach…and, well, pretty much everything.
Anybody notice she’s at the Wango Tango concert? That spray tan is really gonna run off when he gets done pissing on her.
Not pictured at Wango Tango: Talent
If you say so.
Is her hand glued to her fucking extensions? I’ve never seen her posed any other way – with the crazy ass smile
That there is a chump. I know chumps.
Have I-tunes, can d.j.
Now that is a natural beauty!
No Wire hangers! NO WIRE HANGERS!!!!
kill it “till it dies. then set it on fire
fatty fatty 2 by 4.
stupid high school cheerleader type
Hey Jaime, manna plan a play date this weekend? Just find a good sitter cause we gonna be playing hard!!!
Yummm!!! Bodacious!!!
“Yo I said i wanted a black mike, black mike… What part of that didnt you get?”
Desperate for a role?
Jesus Christ. That is a huge head.
Now that’s how this pose is supposed to be done.