The Crap We Missed – Monday 5.14.12

May 14th, 2012 // 683 Comments

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed which is bursting at the seams from a weekend full of hidden paparazzi gems. Gems like Goldie Hawn‘s timeless beauty, which applies to Brooke Shields as well. Big black microphones start to look small in Serena Williams‘ hands, Ryan Phillipe‘s dick becomes a divining rod, Simon Cowell gives side boob a shot, and Jeremy Renner hits up the Lakers game with Travolta‘s masseuse.

Remember when James Franco played James Dean? Because James Franco really wants you to remember when he played James Dean,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Deena Cortese Butt Legs Tight Minidress
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    She’s looking pretty goddamn good after she, uh…no, that’s a fucking lie. She still looks like a shit-filled orange fritter.

    Ya try to be a nice guy but sometimes it just doesn’t work…

  2. Nicki Minaj Butt Underwear See Through Skirt
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    What the fuck kind of zoo is this…???

  3. Jada Pinkett Smith Tramp Stamp Backless Dress MIBIII
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    Isn’t that Ted Bundy she’s talking to? So apparently he wasn’t REALLY executed like they said…

  4. Kendra Wilkinson Bikini
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    Kendra, darling, you are very special and incredibly hot…UNTIL YOU OPEN THAT FUCKING PIE HOLE!

    S.T.F.U. already!

  5. Maria Menounos Bruises Legs Minidress
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    Maria, I believe those contusions need some medical attention. Call me any time. I’m Dr. Vitobonespur, always at your cervix.

  6. Snooki Baby Bump Legs Short Shorts
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    Sometimes little fat girls like Snooki have obsessive oral fixations on food. And sometimes that can carry over to incredible blowjobs. Just saying…

  7. Victoria Silvstedt Bikini Cleavage
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    Not a really good-looking ass. Probably works fine and dandy for shitting out of, but other than that, not great.

  8. Ryan Phillipe
    mbcl
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    It’s hammer time !!!!

  9. Rita Ora Panty Flash Upskirt
    Phukit
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    Where can I get one of those iPad covers?

  10. Jeremy Renner Penny Marshall
    WhatWhat
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    Is this like when skinny girls bring fat girls to parties to make themselves seem more attractive?

  11. Big Sean Sagging Pants Crotch Grab
    Phukit
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    Can hardly even see the shit stains from this angle.

  12. Nicki Minaj Butt Underwear See Through Skirt
    HITLER
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    homo dancer in a wife beater

    ps i love kids

  13. Nicki Minaj Butt Underwear See Through Skirt
    Phukit
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    There really needed to be a tactical nuclear strike aimed at this Wango Tango thing.

  14. Jada Pinkett Smith Tramp Stamp Backless Dress MIBIII
    DusktillDawn
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    “If your daughter is going to assault our ears with her singing one more time, I SWEAR I’m going to sock you in the jaw!”

  15. Christina Hendricks Cleavage
    lily
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    pretty face. love her on mad men but she has ZERO fashion sense.

  16. Dominique Storelli Bikini
    lily
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    nice ass and body the face is kinda cute

  17. Holly Henderson Cleavage
    lily
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    neon orange skin. hideous.

  18. Jaime Pressly Legs Short Shorts Son Dezi
    lily
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    wow isnt she like 40? she looks so fit and good!

  19. Jennifer Love Hewitt Cellulite Legs
    lily
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    bad cellulite

  20. Aubrey O'Day Cleavage
    lily
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    still rockin the little mermaid tranny chic look

  21. Katherine Heigl Midriff Sports Bra Yoga Pants
    lily
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    would be a total babe if she hit the gym and toned up

  22. Deena Cortese Butt Legs Tight Minidress
    lily
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    fat ugly jersey trash

  23. Mariah Carey Cleavage
    lily
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    i have to say….she looks really pretty here

  24. Kendra Wilkinson Bikini
    lily
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    cute swimsuit

  25. Snooki Baby Bump Legs Short Shorts
    Ash
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    You’d think she could pay a stylist…

  26. Ryan Phillipe
    Patch
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    I’ll very casually let out this fart and no one will notice

  27. Big Sean Sagging Pants Crotch Grab
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    Somewhere right now, the disembodied spirits of Malcolm X and Rev. Martin Luther King Jr. are exchanging a sad, disappointed look…

  28. Maria Menounos Bruises Legs Minidress
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    I’d say this is trashy, but my boner begs to disagree… or enthusiastically agree. It’s not entirely clear sometimes.

  29. Snooki Baby Bump Legs Short Shorts
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    It takes a very specific set of physycal mishaps for trashy high-heeled platforms to make you legs look even shorter.

  30. Anthony Kiedis Everly Bear Scooter
    Quijibo
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    Everly Bear?

  31. Aubrey O'Day Cleavage
    Quijibo
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    I can almost smell this through my computer screen, and it’s not pleasant.

  32. Goldie Hawn Nipples No Bra Yoga Pants
    EricLr
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    Everything’s going south on her but Kurt.

  33. Deena Cortese Butt Legs Tight Minidress
    EricLr
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    Yeah, check out my big ass!!…and legs…and stomach…and, well, pretty much everything.

  34. Deena Cortese Butt Legs Tight Minidress
    YoMamma
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    Anybody notice she’s at the Wango Tango concert? That spray tan is really gonna run off when he gets done pissing on her.

  35. Nicki Minaj Butt Underwear See Through Skirt
    YoMamma
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    Not pictured at Wango Tango: Talent

  36. Jada Pinkett Smith Tramp Stamp Backless Dress MIBIII
    YoMamma
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    If you say so.

  37. Mariah Carey Cleavage
    YoMamma
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    Is her hand glued to her fucking extensions? I’ve never seen her posed any other way – with the crazy ass smile

  38. Ryan Phillipe
    chump
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    That there is a chump. I know chumps.

  39. Pauly D
    pauly-d
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    Have I-tunes, can d.j.

  40. Aubrey O'Day Cleavage
    snooki
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    Now that is a natural beauty!

  41. Brooke Shields
    mimi
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    No Wire hangers! NO WIRE HANGERS!!!!

  42. Deena Cortese Butt Legs Tight Minidress
    mimi
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    kill it “till it dies. then set it on fire

  43. Sienna Miller Pregnant Tight Dress
    mimi
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    fatty fatty 2 by 4.

  44. Kendra Wilkinson Bikini
    the troof
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    stupid high school cheerleader type

  45. Jaime Pressly Legs Short Shorts Son Dezi
    Crissy
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    Hey Jaime, manna plan a play date this weekend? Just find a good sitter cause we gonna be playing hard!!!

  46. Christina Hendricks Cleavage
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    Yummm!!! Bodacious!!!

  47. Pauly D
    Crissy
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    “Yo I said i wanted a black mike, black mike… What part of that didnt you get?”

  48. Eva Longoria Butt Ass Jeans
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    Desperate for a role?

  49. Simon Cowell Chest Hair Man Boobs Open Shirt
    Crispy Anus
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    Jesus Christ. That is a huge head.

  50. Dominique Storelli Bikini
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    Now that’s how this pose is supposed to be done.

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