Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed which is bursting at the seams from a weekend full of hidden paparazzi gems. Gems like Goldie Hawn‘s timeless beauty, which applies to Brooke Shields as well. Big black microphones start to look small in Serena Williams‘ hands, Ryan Phillipe‘s dick becomes a divining rod, Simon Cowell gives side boob a shot, and Jeremy Renner hits up the Lakers game with Travolta‘s masseuse.
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Rebel, without a clue.
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Oh he’s a rebel alright. He doesn’t play by societies rules. Laws be dammed!
I wonder if she’ll have any trouble getting a cab.
I wonder what would happen if I walked around like that. Like it was the fucking 70s with my shirt unbuttoned to my navel. I’ll tell you what…lot’s of pussy!
Haha, I was thinking the same thing. He’s just missing a few chains around his neck. Smoking KOOLS? Definitely 70′s.
Now I’m imagining the pubes. Sweet. Thanks a lot, dicks! :o)
“H to the izz-O, V to the fake pregnancy! Oops, y’all didn’t hear that, okay?”
Did she win the Most Unlikely Dildo Award?
His boyfriend is even making the BJ sign with his mouth. Way to keep it in the closet Jeremy!
Hang on their sweetie, I got to get my smokes.
I think I know where the second purple thermos disappeared to.
At a certain point, why even bother with the pretension of clothing?
Looks more lice Taco Beach to me
Best typo ever.
“Mommy, how come daddy keeps calling me Oedipus Junior?”
Stop laughing at me, mom!
This is the answer for erectile disfunction. No need for pills.
That kid is gonna have a lot of friends.
she is soo hot !
I’m pretty sure that any food from a guy with that haircut is going to have a roofie in it.
If I was a Kardashian, you wouldn’t see this mic.
What?
So you’re saying to be a DJ, I have to put these headphones around my neck all askew and press this play button?
Relax chahi its really not that easy…
Please let that paint be his actual blood he used in a coke binge…
I see London, I see France, I see Rita’s underpants!
Black microphone and this statue? You call this a challenge?!?!?!? BUWAHAHAHAHAHAHA
So you’re saying to be a rapper, I just have to put my brand new hat on backwards and pull my pants down while holding my penis?
That’s all the talent they have.
“Haters gonna hate, lovers gonna love, I don’t even want none of the above…”
…I wanna piss on youuu. Yes I do, I’ll pee on you, I’ll piss on youuuuu…
I miss Dave Chapelle…
It’s the British Lindsay. She’s only going to do 6 episodes a season instead of 20, will have a much smaller budget, and will probably feature a bunch of BBC regulars.
And even more unnatural looking blond hair.
That is a straight up challenge to Kanye…
I don’t think there’s anything straight about that.
YES! What a bloated fucking freak he is! And his hair is like hay. Just sticking out in all directions. Awesome!
And you were embarrassed by YOUR dad.
Is he waiting for Beckham to show up?
Ribbed for her pleasure.
Haha man that’s nasty.
He’s keeping on his toes in case someone offers him a movie role.
Hmmm. Wonder what I’ll wear today…
Oh I know. This stupid fucking hat and v neck tee that I wear every fucking other day.
“HAHAHA! A white microphone! It’s funny because it’s true”.
Big Sean is performing R. Kelly covers, now?
I see what you did there….
Now is the time on Sprockettes when we sit.
Just imagine the sound a screech owl makes while looking at this picture.
Imagine when he tells his kindergarten class “My mommy plays white trash for a living.”
most kids have a white trash mom.
Somewhere in these pics there’s always a black guy saying it with his eyes and a big black microphone … wait .. sorry – mixed memes for a second
Reached behind his seat and snatched a Kool from the pack.
If he really cared he would have chewed it first.
For anyone feeling a little oversexed right now….a little hot n bothered with no relief in sight, just take a peek down the shirt. You’ll cool right down.
Reporter: “Brooke, who are you wearing?”
Brooke: “Depends.”
depends on what?
her ass
She’s probably just bouncing along and whistling a happy little tune. Such a happy gal.
What a boob. (Take that as you will.)
So round, so firm, so fully packed, so quick and easy on the draw.
Upon seeing those man boobs I initially thought this was another shot of Val Kilmer…
i honestly thought that was Kristen Dunst. but the tits are obviously not hers. i won’t even be that mean.
Uh, idn’t there supposed to be an audience?
Oh god.
Invisible Shetland pony.
Invisible bar stool?
I have not yet begun to defile myself.
Actually looks like he’s been defyling himself since he left Tombstone.
His next role is Charles Manson: The Emo…
Just act natural…no one knows about the guy locked in the basement.
If that doesn’t scratch the itch nothing will.