The Crap We Missed – Monday 5.13.13

May 13th, 2013 // 302 Comments

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed which for some reason contains a healthy amount of social media contributions, starting with Rosie Jones up there who is both not Katy Perry and also just Google image-searched you out of a job, so sorry about that. We’ve also got invisible Terry Richardson‘s penis, James Deen just now remembering he left his wallet, keys, and hair brush in Farrah’s anus, and the happiest portraits of marriage and fatherhood I’ve ever seen.

Oh, and sportsmanship. That pic is all about the win and in no way indicates boner swords, so stop asking, Fish,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, INF, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. David Beckham Hugging Teammate
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    He just likes to make out with someone softer and curvier than his wife from time to time.

  2. Justin Theroux Jennifer Aniston Erect Nipples
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    He’s sulking because he can’t get his hand out of the death clutch.

  3. James Deen Laughing Smoking Cigarette
    Jenn
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    Yeah, not even Ajax can wash off Eau de Teen Mom, can it?

  4. Rihanna Side Boob No Bra Overalls Instagram
    Jenn
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    I know she does a few different drugs, but.. That’s a jacket, not curtains.

  5. Dee Snider Cast Of Motown The Musical
    Jenn
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    Something tells me, the guy in the middle was adopted.

  6. Val Kilmer Neon Green Sneakers Ponytail
    Jenn
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    I’m pretty sure those are the same pants he wore in Real Genius, now he’s just got em under the old toolshed.

  7. Serena Williams Winning Mutua Madrid Open Holding Dog And Trophy
    Jenn
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    The newly crowned Queen accepts the Scepter of Doom, and also a light snack.

  8. Rosie Jones Bikini Twitter Katy Perry
    Katy Perry
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    I’d hit that.

  9. Rihanna Side Boob No Bra Overalls Instagram
    anonymous
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    Someone fell off the denim tree and hit every branch.

  10. James Deen Laughing Smoking Cigarette
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    “Omigod, peeing in one’s pants feels so nice and warm at first…”

  11. Goldie Hawn Nipples Stomach See Through Shirt
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    Isn’t it time for her to, like, go into seclusion or something?

  12. Jared Leto NEW.MUSIC.LIVE.
    bigalkie
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    The World’s Most Hateable Man.

  13. Alec Baldwin Hilaria Baldwin Cleavage Pregant Belly Spandex Dress
    bigalkie
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    What a sucker!

  14. Val Kilmer Neon Green Sneakers Ponytail
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    wow he lost a lot of weight

  15. Julie Bowen Halle Berry Screaming 20th Annual EIF Revlon Run/Walk For Women
    jj
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    nice plastic surgery ear scar

  16. Andy Milonakis Sick Holding Stomach Paint On Pants
    SMB
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    …i think he swallowed his sippy cup.

  17. Rosie Jones Bikini Twitter Katy Perry
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    Skanky.

  18. Justin Theroux Jennifer Aniston Erect Nipples
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    That is not a good look for her. And she needs to get rid of that hairdo she’s had since the 90′s.

  19. Joe Jonas Shoving Food Into Mouth
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    Is he putting that IN his mouth or taking it OUT?

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