The Crap We Missed – Monday 5.13.13

May 13th, 2013 // 302 Comments

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed which for some reason contains a healthy amount of social media contributions, starting with Rosie Jones up there who is both not Katy Perry and also just Google image-searched you out of a job, so sorry about that. We’ve also got invisible Terry Richardson‘s penis, James Deen just now remembering he left his wallet, keys, and hair brush in Farrah’s anus, and the happiest portraits of marriage and fatherhood I’ve ever seen.

Oh, and sportsmanship. That pic is all about the win and in no way indicates boner swords, so stop asking, Fish,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, INF, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Julie Bowen Halle Berry Screaming 20th Annual EIF Revlon Run/Walk For Women
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    photoshop, you know what to do.

  2. Serena Williams Winning Mutua Madrid Open Holding Dog And Trophy
    Smapdi
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    “Excuse me, maybe I’ve been playing out in the sun too long, but did you just give me a midget dog wearing a damn tuxedo and a portable spiral staircase for Smurfs? Well, fuck you very much.”

  3. Julie Bowen Halle Berry Screaming 20th Annual EIF Revlon Run/Walk For Women
    John
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    give me the “Im taking a dick in my ass” face. LOL

  4. Dee Snider Cast Of Motown The Musical
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    Dee Snyder. Motown. Seems a perfect fit. Um…

  5. Andy Milonakis Sick Holding Stomach Paint On Pants
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Is it possible MTV fucked up someone’s life worse than Farrah Abraham?

    No.

  6. Kellie Pickler Butt Yoga Pants DWTS Practice
    John
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    I would never Pickle-her

  7. Pamela Anderson Nipples Bra See Through Shirt
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    Astonishing. How can she still look so good, without apparent makeup? I know — Satan!

    • NoWayJose

      Yep! All she needs to do is point her face at the ground, wear giant glasses, and cover the rest with her hand.

  8. Goldie Hawn Nipples Stomach See Through Shirt
    Eugene
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    Has she even worn a bra since her Laugh-In days?

  9. Jared Leto NEW.MUSIC.LIVE.
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    Not nearly as handsome when his eyes are closed and his face squished into a convincing jellyfish impression.

  10. Justin Theroux Jennifer Aniston Erect Nipples
    Frank Burns
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    “Aw mannn, just when I think I’m looking the hottest she does the nipple trick again! I’m gonna ask Casper Smart how he handles this at the next support group meeting.”

  11. Justin Theroux Jennifer Aniston Erect Nipples
    tom
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    Well poor Jennifer who only downgraded since Brad dumped her.

  12. Alec Baldwin Hilaria Baldwin Cleavage Pregant Belly Spandex Dress
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    Guess which one’s pregnant?

  13. Justin Theroux Jennifer Aniston Erect Nipples
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    I’m just thrilled by how happy Justin looks.

  14. Serena Williams Winning Mutua Madrid Open Holding Dog And Trophy
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    I think the dog is the trophy. The other one’s a vibrator.

  15. Rihanna Side Boob No Bra Overalls Instagram
    Rob
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    Dumb skank but I’d still tap that.

  16. James Gandolfini Miserable Holding Car Seat
    Kelly
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    The downside of the second wife.

  17. Kellie Pickler Butt Yoga Pants DWTS Practice
    Kelly
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    Stumpy legs. Do not want.

  18. James Deen Laughing Smoking Cigarette
    Nonnie Moose
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    This is a guy who gets paid a lot of money to perform every kind of raunchy sex act you can imagine with hot women. Those things you fantasize about and would give your left nut if your girlfriend/wife would just do once? He gets to do that every week to chicks a lot hotter than your girlfriend/wife AND gets paid for doing it.

    So yeah, this guy basically gets paid to live your dreams. Somehow I doubt he really gives much of a fuck what you think of him.

  19. Dee Snider Cast Of Motown The Musical
    NoWayJose
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    Maybe the guy playing Michael Jackson peels off the makeup halfway through and it turns out he’s white.

  20. Val Kilmer Neon Green Sneakers Ponytail
    Nonnie Moose
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    Yes, I’ve still got it. I am still Iceman! Be cool, they’re all staring. Act like you don’t notice. Be the Iceman, Val.

  21. Prince Harry Watching Cheerleaders US Air Force Training Academy
    ThisWillHurt
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    “Yes, she’ll do for the squad.”
    “Your highness, why does the Air Force need a cheer-leading squad?”
    “Because I have a lot of money and a penis. Next candidate, please!”

  22. Rihanna Side Boob No Bra Overalls Instagram
    ThisWillHurt
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    “Don’t mind me, just arbitrarily holding this jacket against a store window. Nothing to see here . . . Hurry up and take the picture!”

  23. Eveyln Lozada Bikini Twitter
    ThisWillHurt
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    Hello, random Internet boobs. Welcome to Twitter!

  24. Val Kilmer Neon Green Sneakers Ponytail
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    Jonah Hillmer

  25. Justin Theroux Jennifer Aniston Erect Nipples
    Humpin Frog
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    She’s beginning to look like Barbara Streisand in this photo, circa 1970′s, and we all know what a knockout she turned into. He’s a lucky, lucky man. This is a marriage that will last solely on her residual checks and lots of side ass. Trust.

  26. Goldie Hawn Nipples Stomach See Through Shirt
    ThisWillHurt
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    Two Pam Anderson posts in one TCWM post? Does she really deserve it?

  27. Andy Milonakis Sick Holding Stomach Paint On Pants
    Nonnie Moose
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    Goonies never say die! Come on, do the Truffle Shuffle! Do it!

  28. James Deen Laughing Smoking Cigarette
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    He’s just smiling to himself, thinking about the time he stubbed cigarettes out in Farrah’s anus.

  29. Andy Milonakis Sick Holding Stomach Paint On Pants
    ThisWillHurt
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    “Andy?” This is called “Andy?” I’m supposed to believe this is a male? I don’t think Photo Boy is laying down on the job. Now who is this chick?

  30. Britney Spears 102.7 KIIS FMs Wango Tango
    Nonnie Moose
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    Uuuummmm. The sekrit word is “Fernch fries”. Right? I got it this time, didn’t I?

  31. David Beckham Hugging Teammate
    CK
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    5 Years.
    Within 5 years, he WILL come out.

  32. Eveyln Lozada Bikini Twitter
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    My eyes kind of slid down her body, then ran headlong into her waistline where I realized she has a HUGE ass.

  33. James Gandolfini Miserable Holding Car Seat
    Nonnie Moose
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    The hopeless look of a man hoping he’ll be shot in the back of the head while sitting at an Italian diner.

  34. Val Kilmer Neon Green Sneakers Ponytail
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    It’s like someone with a cruel sense of humor photoshopped Val Kilmer’s face onto Gerard Depardu’s body, and Justin Biebers legs.

  35. James Deen Laughing Smoking Cigarette
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    Somebody’s been to Men’s Wearhouse. I guarantee it.

  36. Alec Baldwin Hilaria Baldwin Cleavage Pregant Belly Spandex Dress
    Nonnie Moose
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    She pooped on your shoe again, Alec.

  37. Andy Milonakis Sick Holding Stomach Paint On Pants
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    I have to admit I had to google him to find out who he is. The odd thing is after googling, I still don’t know who he is.

  38. Justin Theroux Jennifer Aniston Erect Nipples
    The Pope
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    This seems like too harsh of a punishment for him, just for writing “Iron Man 2″.

  39. Dee Snider Cast Of Motown The Musical
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    Looks like they have spared no expense on the costumes. The little guy’s hat looks like something straight outta the Party City birthday section.

  40. Maria Sharapova Butt Pulling Up Shorts Mutua Madrid Open
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    I don’t normally get this aroused when an athlete is scratching balls.

  41. Jared Leto NEW.MUSIC.LIVE.
    Copycat from the last photo
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    Now give them the getting banged in the butt look….

  42. Julie Bowen Halle Berry Screaming 20th Annual EIF Revlon Run/Walk For Women
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    I want to spray water into their mouths until a balloon pops above their heads and I win a Van Halen mirror.

  43. Serena Williams Winning Mutua Madrid Open Holding Dog And Trophy
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    One of those things is going in her vagina. The other one is an ugly trophy.

  44. Rosie Jones Bikini Twitter Katy Perry
    cc
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    More of this, a lot of Katy. Please.

  45. Hiroyuki Amano Armie Hammer Airi Taira The Lone Ranger Press Conference Tokyo
    cc
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    I thought this was the Japanese version of El Hormiguero.

  46. Alec Baldwin Hilaria Baldwin Cleavage Pregant Belly Spandex Dress
    Cock Dr
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    She makes him walk in the gutter….I like it.

  47. Serena Williams Winning Mutua Madrid Open Holding Dog And Trophy
    ThisWillHurt
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    “Wahs mah teeph? Put om mah storehs!”

  48. James Gandolfini Miserable Holding Car Seat
    bewbs
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    I don’t think a carseat is necessary for a food baby.

  49. Eva Longoria Bra See Through Shirt
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    After a sizzling career of cat food commercials and potato chip openings, she must be there for a photoshoot for her new gig as the face of Kleenex.

  50. Andy Milonakis Sick Holding Stomach Paint On Pants
    Jason
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    Rosie O’Donnell really let herself go…

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