The Crap We Missed – Monday 5.13.13

May 13th, 2013 // 302 Comments

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed which for some reason contains a healthy amount of social media contributions, starting with Rosie Jones up there who is both not Katy Perry and also just Google image-searched you out of a job, so sorry about that. We’ve also got invisible Terry Richardson‘s penis, James Deen just now remembering he left his wallet, keys, and hair brush in Farrah’s anus, and the happiest portraits of marriage and fatherhood I’ve ever seen.

Oh, and sportsmanship. That pic is all about the win and in no way indicates boner swords, so stop asking, Fish,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, INF, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Andy Milonakis Sick Holding Stomach Paint On Pants
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    Choose my fighter? Diabetes of course.

  2. Jared Leto NEW.MUSIC.LIVE.
    B&WMinstrel
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    According to Wikipedia hipsters should be boiled alive until the flesh falls off their bones… Lobsters! Sorry, lobsters

  3. Rihanna Side Boob No Bra Overalls Instagram
    BP
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    Jay Leno’s jealous……..

  4. Serena Williams Winning Mutua Madrid Open Holding Dog And Trophy
    emma watson's Vagina
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    Why is Tracy Morgan going to eat that dog?

  5. Andy Milonakis Sick Holding Stomach Paint On Pants
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    I used to laugh my ass off at that show

  6. Dee Snider Cast Of Motown The Musical
    BP
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    FREAK!

  7. Andy Milonakis Sick Holding Stomach Paint On Pants
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    Test marketing reveals the utter failure of bacon scented highlighter markers.

  8. Val Kilmer Neon Green Sneakers Ponytail
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    Skinny jeans…yes
    Skinny shirt…NO!

  9. David Beckham Hugging Teammate
    Vlad
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    Ecstasy or hunger?

  10. Serena Williams Winning Mutua Madrid Open Holding Dog And Trophy
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    The dog’s life is flashing before its eyes.

  11. Jared Leto NEW.MUSIC.LIVE.
    BP
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    From the thumb, I thought this was Courtney Cox!

  12. Justin Theroux Jennifer Aniston Erect Nipples
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    It looks like she’s wearing two tshirts and a bra, she must have some giant nipples if they’re showing through all that.

  13. Val Kilmer Neon Green Sneakers Ponytail
    icu
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    I amt he Lizard King, I will eat everything!

  14. James Gandolfini Miserable Holding Car Seat
    Vlad
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    I’ve cut it down to only 1 baby a day and look how fast the pounds have dropped!

  15. Gisele Bundchen Bikini Twitter
    BP
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    Nice yellow bong on the table…….

  16. Val Kilmer Neon Green Sneakers Ponytail
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    I don’t know why everyone is so critical. He still wears the same size pants he did in high school.

  17. Alec Baldwin Hilaria Baldwin Cleavage Pregant Belly Spandex Dress
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    Jesus Alec…..

    The whole point about marrying a piece of ass as your second wife, after you’ve already had kids, is to KEEP HER AS a piece of ass, not knock her up, dummy.

  18. Prince Harry Watching Cheerleaders US Air Force Training Academy
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    I see some wild blue yonder I’d like to go off into.

  19. Britney Spears 102.7 KIIS FMs Wango Tango
    BP
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    Starting to look matronly!

  20. Justin Theroux Jennifer Aniston Erect Nipples
    Vlad
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    Just proves my theory that if you squeeze her hand hard enough, her nipples will penetrate anything.

  21. Andy Milonakis Sick Holding Stomach Paint On Pants
    tlmck
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    I’d puke too if I looked like a feminine version of Rosie O’Donnell.

  22. Maria Sharapova Butt Pulling Up Shorts Mutua Madrid Open
    Vlad
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    In baseball, they have the spitball…in tennis, it’s the shitball

  23. Serena Williams Winning Mutua Madrid Open Holding Dog And Trophy
    Vlad
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    New designer dog handles…the dog is not liking this trend

  24. Alec Baldwin Hilaria Baldwin Cleavage Pregant Belly Spandex Dress
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    Honey, take Mr. Tiddlebottom’s leash – Daddy’s gotta go kick some ass.

  25. David Beckham Hugging Teammate
    tlmck
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    “Sob… My wife just does not understand me…”

  26. Justin Theroux Jennifer Aniston Erect Nipples
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    Well, so long as one of you is looking up, I guess there shouldn’t be too much trouble with signposts.

  27. James Gandolfini Miserable Holding Car Seat
    tlmck
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    A new way to carry the horse head around.

  28. Justin Theroux Jennifer Aniston Erect Nipples
    tlmck
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    “Will no longer be famous if I dump her. Will no longer be famous if I dump her…”

  29. Maria Sharapova Butt Pulling Up Shorts Mutua Madrid Open
    tlmck
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    That was hot when Anna K used to do it.

  30. Goldie Hawn Nipples Stomach See Through Shirt
    jim
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    Years or plastic surgeries?

  31. James Deen Laughing Smoking Cigarette
    Cock Dr
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    He was once a nice Jewish boy and then the porn industry got their meat hooks into him. We’ve all now seen just what the man has to do on a daily basis for his mortagage money; being a Sanitation Services Engineer or a Mortuary Sciences tech seems a lot more appealing.

  32. Eva Longoria Bra See Through Shirt
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    Does she act much, these days, or does she just attend events like this?

    • Trek Girl

      She makes commercials for Lays potato chips and Fancy Feast cat food… or Shiba cat food. The point is, I can’t be bothered to look at IMDb, but you may want to.

  33. Andy Milonakis Sick Holding Stomach Paint On Pants
    Dirk Diggler
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    Dude has some major health problems. I feel bad for him

  34. James Deen Laughing Smoking Cigarette
    Don Draper's Dad
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    It won’t stop!: … Dick in my ass, Dick in my ass, Dick in my ass…

  35. Rosie Jones Bikini Twitter Katy Perry
    The Pope
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    Can I just pretend that it really is Katy for oh…another minute and a half?

  36. Andy Milonakis Sick Holding Stomach Paint On Pants
    BbyBluThghHghs
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    This picture just makes me uncomfortable.

  37. Hiroyuki Amano Armie Hammer Airi Taira The Lone Ranger Press Conference Tokyo
    Buddy The Elf
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    Whaa – the Japanese Hamburgler??
    Does he steal sushi rolls?

  38. Dee Snider Cast Of Motown The Musical
    Smapdi
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    One of these things is not like the others,
    One of these things just doesn’t belong,
    Can you tell which thing is not like the others
    By the time I finish my song?

  39. Val Kilmer Neon Green Sneakers Ponytail
    bernard
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    The flap that hangs over is call the “panis”

  40. Andy Milonakis Sick Holding Stomach Paint On Pants
    Buddy The Elf
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    OK, I admit it.
    I had to Google him.
    Then Google images him to see is he was a he.

  41. Julie Bowen Halle Berry Screaming 20th Annual EIF Revlon Run/Walk For Women
    Buddy The Elf
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    Mastering the Hollywood ‘Courtesy Laugh’ to get roles.

  42. David Beckham Hugging Teammate
    Buddy The Elf
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    Knew it.

  43. Val Kilmer Neon Green Sneakers Ponytail
    Smapdi
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    “I bet these sweet yellow kicks will get me a better tip when I deliver this lunch to the hair salon!”

  44. Kellie Pickler Butt Yoga Pants DWTS Practice
    Buddy The Elf
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    Never heard of her – but she is rocking that outfit very nicely.

  45. Justin Theroux Jennifer Aniston Erect Nipples
    Buddy The Elf
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    Aww, someone stole his black jacket and shirt?

  46. Rosie Jones Bikini Twitter Katy Perry
    John
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    LOVE ROSIE, HATE KATY

  47. James Deen Laughing Smoking Cigarette
    The Pope
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    Having read McFeely Smackup’s review, I know that that is literally a shit-eating grin.

  48. Britney Spears 102.7 KIIS FMs Wango Tango
    Smapdi
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    “Woo-hoo y’all! Hillbilly Tech finally perfected this here bracelet made of Chiclets! You just know the pork rinds necklace can’t be far behind!”

  49. Rosie Jones Bikini Twitter Katy Perry
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Oh, but when I do it people just make fun of me.

    - D. Beckham

  50. Rihanna Side Boob No Bra Overalls Instagram
    dontkillthemessenger
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    I know she’s been hit in the head a few times, but she does know how a jacket works, right?

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