The Crap We Missed – Monday 5.12.14

May 12th, 2014 // 413 Comments

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed: Minderaser Edition, where not only did that pic just kick you in the brain, but it’s followed closely by something called Mr Papers about to wipe out the inside of Lil Kim‘s throat with its tongue right in front of gay Jason Bateman. This is the world we live in now. A world where Shakira covers her butt in jeans for performances and Shia LaBeouf still gets away with this type of thing without anyone causing him what would be completely justifiable head trauma.

Holy Christ, is this little shitbag for real? I give up, I’m done,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Zack Snyder Batmobile Twitter
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    It kind of looks like an exact 50/50 mix of Tim Burton’s batmobile, and Chris Nolans.

    But I’m certain they wouldn’t do something as unoriginal and formulaic as that…oh no, THIS is going to be a GREAT movie.

    (that was sarcasm)

  2. Christina Aguilera Huge Pregnant Belly Cleavage
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    Jesus, how much fatter is she going to get?

  3. Wendy Williams Derpface How You Doin? Tour
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    I know for sure that’s a man.

  4. Bebe Rexha Leg Up On Andy Dick Grossed Out Face 102.7 KIIS FMs 2014 Wango Tango
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    well, she’s got AIDS now.

  5. Bruce Jenner Eating Banana At Church Ponytail
    Vlad
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    I’m a chick with a banana and I’ve come to say, if you want to change your gender there’s an easy way…

  6. John Mayer Wearing Bathrobe In Airport
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    What kind of fucking douche wears a snuggie backwards?

  7. Justin Bieber Floral Print Oversized Shorts
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    “Damn…Seth said that?”

  8. Hayley Hasselhoff Tight Dress Second Pulp Fashion Week Runway Paris
    glam
    Commented on this photo:

    How’s her face so disproportionally thin? Tape or just the occasional lipo of the under face gut?

  9. Michelle Rodriguez Midriff DJ Booth An Evening With Women Benefiting LA Gay & Lesbian Center
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    Closest thing to a smile I’ve ever seen on her. Someone must have queefed.

  10. Mr Papers French Kissing Lil Kim Huge Pregnant Belly David Tutera
    Vlad
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    David was not prepared to witness the demonstration of the alien conception ritual

  11. Hugh Jackman Bandage Over Skin Cancer Removal X Men Days Of Future Past Premiere
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    Did he fall for the zipline again?

  12. Christina Milian Side Boob Romper
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    Yes. She’s gorgeous. I’d definitely Dip It Low on this beauty.

  13. Larry Flynt Woman Caressing Chin
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    “closer…come….closer…show…me…your…beaver”

  14. Aaron Taylor Johnson Wife Sam Taylor Wood Godzilla Premiere London
    tlmck
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    The new CBS show, “How I married my mother”.

  15. Mila Kunis Pregnant Belly Hoodie Walking Dogs
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    You are dead to me.

  16. Peter Dinklage Holding USPS Envelope
    Vlad
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    Sorry the package is late. Took me forever to walk across town.

  17. Cheska Hull Nipples Side Boob No Bra Godzilla Premiere London
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    Ok, my attention is peaked. oh wait, thats my penis.

  18. Iggy Azalea Butt 102.7 KIIS FMs 2014 Wango Tango
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    That outfit violates the basic rules of both chess and checkers, but jives perfectly with a game I call “roofies in the crawlspace”

  19. Joanna Krupa Butt See Through Skirt Rehab Bikini Invitational Round 1
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    Fucking yes. So beautiful.

  20. Ariana Grande Panty Flash 102.7 KIIS FMs 2014 Wango Tango
    tlmck
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    I knew she would wind up as one of the hottest. Just had to get rid of that baby fat first.

  21. Hugh Jackman Bandage Over Skin Cancer Removal X Men Days Of Future Past Premiere
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    Hammbone strikes again.

  22. Joely Fisher Cleavage An Evening With Women Benefiting LA Gay & Lesbian Center
    Vlad
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    So she’ll be her sister’s body double in the metal bikini scenes for Episode VII?

  23. Wendy Williams Derpface How You Doin? Tour
    tlmck
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    Are we sure that’s not Brad Garrett?

  24. Richard Marx Rick Springfield Hollywood Walk Of Fame Star Ceremony
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    When did Rick Springfield turn into an old lady?

  25. Hayley Hasselhoff Tight Dress Second Pulp Fashion Week Runway Paris
    Vlad
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    Paint me purple and call me Grimace.

  26. Justin Bieber Floral Print Oversized Shorts
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    “Damn it feels good to be a gangster…”

  27. Brandy Norwood Butt Yoga Pants Crazy Face 21st Annual EIF Revlon Run Walk For Women
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    She still pretty hot. I would.

  28. Aaron Taylor Johnson Wife Sam Taylor Wood Godzilla Premiere London
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    Sam…..-uel?

  29. Wendy Williams Derpface How You Doin? Tour
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    Released another still from the new Godzilla flick opening this week?

  30. Joely Fisher Cleavage An Evening With Women Benefiting LA Gay & Lesbian Center
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    Doing a hell of a lot better than Carrie.

  31. Mila Kunis Pregnant Belly Hoodie Walking Dogs
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    I’ve never seen a happier pregnant woman.

  32. Ricky Gervais Russell Crowe Drunk Twitter
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    The most obnoxious man in the world next to one of the world’s most violent hotheads? And they’re both drunk? What do you know – sometimes two wrongs do make a right.

  33. Rumer Willis Mom Butt Tight Pants
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    From behind is definitely best.

  34. Aaron Taylor Johnson Wife Sam Taylor Wood Godzilla Premiere London
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    “No. This is not my mother.”

  35. Bruce Jenner Eating Banana At Church Ponytail
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    *sniff* “I miss you, Bi-Curious George.”

  36. Joanna Krupa Butt See Through Skirt Rehab Bikini Invitational Round 1
    Lou Braccant
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    Yeah yeah, dis how chicken blah blah…I’d like to know what the hell a “Rehab Bikini Invitational Round 1″ is!

  37. Shia LaBeouf Neon Green Workout Clothes
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    “This robin-egg colored getup shouldn’t create any attention.”

  38. Peter Dinklage Holding USPS Envelope
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    “Sorry guys, I’m a little late.”

  39. Hayley Hasselhoff Tight Dress Second Pulp Fashion Week Runway Paris
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    No. Just no. That’s too big.

  40. Crystal Hefner Bikini Headphone Cord In Mouth Rehab Bikini Invitational Round 1
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    Sadly, Crustal died just two weeks after this photo when she chewed through the power cord of her sybian.

  41. Shia LaBeouf Neon Green Workout Clothes
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    “Out of my way! I’ve got a fuck date with a smurf.”

  42. Michelle Rodriguez Midriff DJ Booth An Evening With Women Benefiting LA Gay & Lesbian Center
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    I’d do her. You know, in ten years when she goes back to men.

  43. Iggy Azalea Butt 102.7 KIIS FMs 2014 Wango Tango
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    “Thank you, Los Angeles! Also, there wouldn’t be a tour without my wonderful sponsors. Thank you, Purina!”

  44. Justin Bieber Floral Print Oversized Shorts
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    Nice cullottes, thug.

  45. Iggy Azalea Butt 102.7 KIIS FMs 2014 Wango Tango
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    Her ass looks great, as usual.

  46. Richard Marx Rick Springfield Hollywood Walk Of Fame Star Ceremony
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    Unfortunately Billy Vera and Rockwell had other plans and weren’t able to attend.

  47. Mila Kunis Pregnant Belly Hoodie Walking Dogs
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    You know it’s ruined, right?

  48. Hayley Hasselhoff Tight Dress Second Pulp Fashion Week Runway Paris
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    This only thing this outfit needs is a red light that races back and forth across her chest. KITT, I’m talking about KITT.

  49. Michelle Rodriguez Midriff DJ Booth An Evening With Women Benefiting LA Gay & Lesbian Center
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    She’s gay?!?

  50. Larry Flynt Woman Caressing Chin
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    “Where’s the money Lebowski?”

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