The Crap We Missed – Monday 5.12.14

May 12th, 2014 // 413 Comments

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed: Minderaser Edition, where not only did that pic just kick you in the brain, but it’s followed closely by something called Mr Papers about to wipe out the inside of Lil Kim‘s throat with its tongue right in front of gay Jason Bateman. This is the world we live in now. A world where Shakira covers her butt in jeans for performances and Shia LaBeouf still gets away with this type of thing without anyone causing him what would be completely justifiable head trauma.

Holy Christ, is this little shitbag for real? I give up, I’m done,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Richard Marx Rick Springfield Hollywood Walk Of Fame Star Ceremony
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    Forgettable dicks

  2. Mila Kunis Pregnant Belly Hoodie Walking Dogs
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    Well I can see now why she never did topless

  3. Melanie Griffith Mother Tippi Hedren Chateau Marmont
    JohnnyP!
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    Tippi: ‘Are those birds coming at us?!?’
    Melanie: ‘Relax, Mom. They’re just the vultures that have been circling over my acting career for the past 20 years.
    So! Martinis or wine tonight?’

  4. John Mayer Wearing Bathrobe In Airport
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    Last time I showed up at the airport in a robe the fucking TSA tazed and cuffed me. ‘course, I wasn’t wearing anything under it so….

  5. Prince William Hands On Cheeks Royal Navy Submarine Museum
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    “Oh no—I forgot to get a job!”

  6. Bruce Jenner Eating Banana At Church Ponytail
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    Oh that Bruce. He IS still going by Bruce, right?

  7. Aaron Taylor Johnson Wife Sam Taylor Wood Godzilla Premiere London
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    I don’t advocate divorce…except in this case. Gee Whiz!

  8. Melanie Griffith Mother Tippi Hedren Chateau Marmont
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    Tippi wins.

  9. Aaron Taylor Johnson Wife Sam Taylor Wood Godzilla Premiere London
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    So are they brother and sister??

  10. Hayley Hasselhoff Tight Dress Second Pulp Fashion Week Runway Paris
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    Hadn’t heard of “Plump Fiction Fashion Week”. Interesting concept.

  11. Justin Bieber Floral Print Oversized Shorts
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    JAMS are really making a comeback in Canada

  12. Macaulay Culkin Wearing Ryan Gosling T Shirt Twitter
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    And don’t forget the drawing of Chrissie Hynde on the mug.

  13. Macaulay Culkin Wearing Ryan Gosling T Shirt Twitter
    Grace
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    He looks healthier. I’m glad.

  14. Bruce Jenner Eating Banana At Church Ponytail
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    “YES! Now that that damned Adam’s Apple is gone, I can finally swallow a whole banana!”

  15. Bebe Rexha Leg Up On Andy Dick Grossed Out Face 102.7 KIIS FMs 2014 Wango Tango
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    He’s looking away so it doesn’t mess up the phrase he keeps repeating in his head: “Pretend it’s a boy. Pretend it’s a boy.”

  16. Prince William Hands On Cheeks Royal Navy Submarine Museum
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    “Whispy.”

  17. Aaron Taylor Johnson Wife Sam Taylor Wood Godzilla Premiere London
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    “Guess which one of us spent more time on their hair this morning.”

  18. Hugh Jackman Bandage Over Skin Cancer Removal X Men Days Of Future Past Premiere
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    Looks like he got a job at Subway and they make him put a band-aid® on to cover his nose ring.

  19. Shia LaBeouf Neon Green Workout Clothes
    alex
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    He’s not crying out for attention at all. Not at all.

  20. Richard Marx Rick Springfield Hollywood Walk Of Fame Star Ceremony
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    Confirming the theory that all former rock stars turn into old women.

  21. Bruce Jenner Eating Banana At Church Ponytail
    Judd
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    Great form Bruce! He’s definitely warming up for what comes next…in the confession booth.

  22. Larry Flynt Woman Caressing Chin
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    Flynt’s got so much money he can hire Alicia Silverstone to feed him lunch.

  23. Crystal Hefner Bikini Headphone Cord In Mouth Rehab Bikini Invitational Round 1
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    “Um…Crystal…You’ve got one of Hef’s pubes caught in your teeth.”

  24. Rumer Willis Mom Butt Tight Pants
    alex
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    How much do you think she paid for that car?

  25. Melanie Griffith Mother Tippi Hedren Chateau Marmont
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    Is it possible for someone to actually catch up to someone else in age?

  26. Sophia Bush Butt Yoga Pants
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    Betty White is everywhere.

  27. Cheska Hull Nipples Side Boob No Bra Godzilla Premiere London
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    It’s about time they finally hired a female Godzilla.

  28. Larry Flynt Woman Caressing Chin
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    Dude took bullets so you perverts could wack-off everyday. He should be on Mount Rushmore.

  29. Shia LaBeouf Neon Green Workout Clothes
    Judd
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    Even in the 80′s only a few flaming gay men dressed that way

  30. Hayley Hasselhoff Tight Dress Second Pulp Fashion Week Runway Paris
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    I didn’t know they did “Cattle Calls” for models too.

  31. Justin Bieber Floral Print Oversized Shorts
    Beltliner
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    He’s late for his tea date with Blanche, Rose, and Sophia on the lanai.

  32. John Mayer Wearing Bathrobe In Airport
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    you already missed the train to Hogwarts.

  33. Kim Kardashian Huge Fat Ass Tight White Dress
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    Well, in Whoreville they say,
    Kim’s bovine ass grew three sizes that day.

  34. John Mayer Wearing Bathrobe In Airport
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    As much as I hate to admit it, I truly and honestly wish I was at a level in my life where I could seriously give absolutely no fucks and go through airport security in a house coat.

    Awwww, who am I kidding? That guy just looks like a Grade “A” douche.

  35. Joanna Krupa Butt See Through Skirt Rehab Bikini Invitational Round 1
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    I got nothin’.

    Fapped anyway.

  36. Brandy Norwood Butt Yoga Pants Crazy Face 21st Annual EIF Revlon Run Walk For Women
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    You know, for someone who murdered someone, she looks pretty damn fine.

  37. Richard Marx Rick Springfield Hollywood Walk Of Fame Star Ceremony
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    these guys have seen more trim than a barbershop floor.

  38. Rumer Willis Mom Butt Tight Pants
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    Rumour has it that even her ass is long and weird looking.

  39. Larry Flynt Woman Caressing Chin
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    Tell me what Russell Brand said to you!

  40. Aaron Taylor Johnson Wife Sam Taylor Wood Godzilla Premiere London
    oldfool
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    There’s something about…Sam.

  41. Melanie Griffith Mother Tippi Hedren Chateau Marmont
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    Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuucccckkkk.

  42. Macaulay Culkin Wearing Ryan Gosling T Shirt Twitter
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    Looks Like he has Gotten Over Mila Kun Ass

  43. Justin Bieber Floral Print Oversized Shorts
    oldfool
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    Can’t find his camo Lambo.

  44. Richard Marx Rick Springfield Hollywood Walk Of Fame Star Ceremony
    oldfool
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    Is the star next to Max Headrooms?

  45. Larry Flynt Woman Caressing Chin
    oldfool
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    “I played your wife in the movie. Got a cigarette?”

  46. Mila Kunis Pregnant Belly Hoodie Walking Dogs
    oldfool
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    Jackie is STILL with Kelso—-BUURRRN!!

  47. Hugh Jackman Bandage Over Skin Cancer Removal X Men Days Of Future Past Premiere
    Heywood Jablomie
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    I’m a little rapscallion, yes I am

  48. Richard Marx Rick Springfield Hollywood Walk Of Fame Star Ceremony
    Heywood Jablomie
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    old sad Keanu on the right?

  49. Michelle Rodriguez Midriff DJ Booth An Evening With Women Benefiting LA Gay & Lesbian Center
    dontkillthemessenger
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    They don’t invite Johnny Depp anymore.

  50. Mila Kunis Pregnant Belly Hoodie Walking Dogs
    david(guest)
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    im kinda glad she waited to get with Kutcher before turning into the angel of death. you just know he’s regretting this already

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