The Crap We Missed – Monday 5.12.14

May 12th, 2014 // 413 Comments

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed: Minderaser Edition, where not only did that pic just kick you in the brain, but it’s followed closely by something called Mr Papers about to wipe out the inside of Lil Kim‘s throat with its tongue right in front of gay Jason Bateman. This is the world we live in now. A world where Shakira covers her butt in jeans for performances and Shia LaBeouf still gets away with this type of thing without anyone causing him what would be completely justifiable head trauma.

Holy Christ, is this little shitbag for real? I give up, I’m done,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Mr Papers French Kissing Lil Kim Huge Pregnant Belly David Tutera
    JBJJ
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    Is Little Kim a Bad Wax Figure now? Good lord is she hideous…

  2. Joanna Krupa Butt See Through Skirt Rehab Bikini Invitational Round 1
    YadaYada
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    Hot as f*ck

  3. Larry Flynt Woman Caressing Chin
    Bonky
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    “If you come home with me, I’ll let you change my diaper.”

  4. Justin Bieber Floral Print Oversized Shorts
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    Is he wearing a sushi restaurant’s curtains?

  5. Justin Bieber Floral Print Oversized Shorts
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    He tugs on his hair to activate the super-douche mode…

  6. Wendy Williams Derpface How You Doin? Tour
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    “Urrraaauugghhgg-nuuur-graaaaaafrooook.”
    “So an iced tea then?”

  7. Michelle Rodriguez Midriff DJ Booth An Evening With Women Benefiting LA Gay & Lesbian Center
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    Where are the said “women”?
    Oh too far??
    Try and convince me that chain doesn’t lead to a cock ring.
    I DARE YOU!!

  8. Mila Kunis Pregnant Belly Hoodie Walking Dogs
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    Just think guys. Any one of the frumpy, average chicks you see out dog-poo scooping could be a potential ‘hottest woman alive’ in lack-of-money disguise.

  9. Tara Reid Boyfriend Erez Eisen Eating Her Face
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    She’s like the less successful Lindsay Lohan. I’m gonna let that marinate for a bit…

    • Nah, she’s knows she’s a horrible actress so she just embraces her career in escorting (which is apparently working for her). LiLo is a delusional asshole who still thinks she can get acting jobs, thus delaying her inevitable descent into solely escorting, and the longer she delays her descent, the more money she loses (with how rapidly she’s aging, she doesn’t have much time left in her to get the big bucks). Tara is by far more grounded and savvy.

  10. Mr Papers French Kissing Lil Kim Huge Pregnant Belly David Tutera
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    Yeah, this baby shower looks like it has class written all over it…

  11. Richard Marx Rick Springfield Hollywood Walk Of Fame Star Ceremony
    fred
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    Richard Marx and Rick Springfield introducing Just For Men-Shitty 80′s Soft Rock Edition.

  12. Richard Marx Rick Springfield Hollywood Walk Of Fame Star Ceremony
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    Looks more like Harry Hamlin and a time-traveling Eric Roberts…

  13. Mila Kunis Pregnant Belly Hoodie Walking Dogs
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    Mila,
    You are dead to us.

    -The Internet

  14. Hayley Hasselhoff Tight Dress Second Pulp Fashion Week Runway Paris
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    So I just realised that I never consciously noticed that Hayley Hasselhoff and Meghan Mccain are two different people …

  15. Hayley Hasselhoff Tight Dress Second Pulp Fashion Week Runway Paris
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    Is… Is she hoarding her dad’s inheritance? Is that it?

  16. Larry Flynt Woman Caressing Chin
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    So is George Zimmerman working as Larry Flint’s man-servant now?

  17. Ricky Gervais Russell Crowe Drunk Twitter
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    “We’re both from island countries right?”
    “Right.”
    “Good. My country made your country from our criminals, right?”
    “Uh…I suppose.”
    “Good. So it only makes sense that you go over to there and steal the hubcaps off of Larry Flynt’s wheel chair.”

  18. Richard Marx Rick Springfield Hollywood Walk Of Fame Star Ceremony
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    I wish them both the best for their impending marriage, especially for pre-op Kevin Sorbo.

  19. Bruce Jenner Eating Banana At Church Ponytail
    fred
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    Did she put a condom on that banana?

  20. Crystal Hefner Bikini Headphone Cord In Mouth Rehab Bikini Invitational Round 1
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    Figure like a cereal box. Ugh.

  21. Rumer Willis Mom Butt Tight Pants
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    Even her back end looks like it’s been vertically sheared on one side.

  22. Macaulay Culkin Wearing Ryan Gosling T Shirt Twitter
    Bonky
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    “You know, life is weird. One day you are America’s most beloved
    child actor and then next day you are a recovering heroin
    addict who makes a living singing songs about pizza.”

  23. John Mayer Wearing Bathrobe In Airport
    fred
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    “Shit. They finally make me dungeon master and I am late to the first game.”

  24. Prince William Hands On Cheeks Royal Navy Submarine Museum
    fred
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    The exact moment he realized that he has turned into his father.

  25. Prince William Hands On Cheeks Royal Navy Submarine Museum
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    “Long, thin, full of seamen … how I did I not get that?”

  26. Khloe Kardashian Cleavage Spandex Bodysuit LAX
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    I always thought the Millennium Falcon had gate privileges with United. Huh.

  27. Peter Dinklage Holding USPS Envelope
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    ALL THE AWARDS!!!

  28. Iggy Azalea Butt 102.7 KIIS FMs 2014 Wango Tango
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    “Must touch harlequin ass,” the transfixed crowd murmured.

  29. Aaron Taylor Johnson Wife Sam Taylor Wood Godzilla Premiere London
    Storm
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    So does that mean their kid’s surname will be Wood-Johnson?

  30. Joanna Krupa Butt See Through Skirt Rehab Bikini Invitational Round 1
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    I bet dis chicken taste good.

  31. Bruce Jenner Eating Banana At Church Ponytail
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    From the look of that peel, that was one BIG fucking banana.

  32. Hugh Jackman Bandage Over Skin Cancer Removal X Men Days Of Future Past Premiere
    fred
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    Ruh roh. The first outbreak of Kaposi’s sarcoma. Not good.

  33. Christina Aguilera Huge Pregnant Belly Cleavage
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    Hello, fattie.

  34. Mila Kunis Pregnant Belly Hoodie Walking Dogs
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    If she’s walking her dogs, where’s Ashton?

  35. John Mayer Wearing Bathrobe In Airport
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    He’s a hybrid class, level 25 Douchecaster.

  36. Melanie Griffith Mother Tippi Hedren Chateau Marmont
    Dr. JFever
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    Mom, is that a seagull?

  37. Richard Marx Rick Springfield Hollywood Walk Of Fame Star Ceremony
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    I kinda wish Ric Ocasek was in that picture too. But then again, I’m high on meth and PCP, and that would probably just freak me right the fuck out.

  38. Shia LaBeouf Neon Green Workout Clothes
    Pickle Nose
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    I have to say, I’d rather see him in this than the stupid tight jeans and combat boot combo he’s been wearing for th past year.

  39. Cheska Hull Nipples Side Boob No Bra Godzilla Premiere London
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    They should remake Jurassic Park just to put her in Laura Dern’s role.

    And titties.

  40. Hayley Hasselhoff Tight Dress Second Pulp Fashion Week Runway Paris
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    On a mission to rid the world of Cheeseburgers to save her dad.

  41. Ariana Grande Panty Flash 102.7 KIIS FMs 2014 Wango Tango
    cajunhawk
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    She is well behind on flashing anything…normal Nick/Disney stars have full beaver shots by 18.

  42. Zack Snyder Batmobile Twitter
    cajunhawk
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    This is gonna be what the new Batman drives to the Casino to get hammered on free booze and count cards…ya know…like normal billionaires.

  43. Ricky Gervais Russell Crowe Drunk Twitter
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    Awesome

  44. Shakira Butt Tight Jeans 102.7 KIIS FMs 2014 Wango Tango
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    So much more awesome

  45. Bruce Jenner Eating Banana At Church Ponytail
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    so wrong

  46. Justin Bieber Floral Print Oversized Shorts
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    You know there is someone in his life that thinks to him/herself, “there is no way, NO WAY he can top that shit yesterday” and will be shaking their head in utter speechlessness shortly thereafter. That person has not committed murder. How?

  47. Shia LaBeouf Neon Green Workout Clothes
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    Wait he has other clothes?

  48. Richard Marx Rick Springfield Hollywood Walk Of Fame Star Ceremony
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    Rick looks exactly like his character on The Simpsons.

  49. Joanna Krupa Butt See Through Skirt Rehab Bikini Invitational Round 1
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    The molestation that poor poultry would endure…

  50. Bruce Jenner Eating Banana At Church Ponytail
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    Don’t bite, bitch! I mean, dude…. whatever.

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