The Crap We Missed – Monday 5.12.14

May 12th, 2014 // 413 Comments

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed: Minderaser Edition, where not only did that pic just kick you in the brain, but it’s followed closely by something called Mr Papers about to wipe out the inside of Lil Kim‘s throat with its tongue right in front of gay Jason Bateman. This is the world we live in now. A world where Shakira covers her butt in jeans for performances and Shia LaBeouf still gets away with this type of thing without anyone causing him what would be completely justifiable head trauma.

Holy Christ, is this little shitbag for real? I give up, I’m done,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Shia LaBeouf Neon Green Workout Clothes
    Smapdi
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    Sorry, Shia, pastels do not douchebag camouflage make.

  2. Crystal Hefner Bikini Headphone Cord In Mouth Rehab Bikini Invitational Round 1
    joe
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    She’s practicing pulling plugs.

  3. Ricky Gervais Russell Crowe Drunk Twitter
    Bonky
    Commented on this photo:

    “Hey, you girls, yeah you. Do you know who we are ? We’re famous.
    Famous movie stars… me and him. You wanna go out on a date.
    You two and us… both of us ? You can tell your friends you dated a
    couple of Hollywood hunks….. Oh, never mind, they’re leaving.”

  4. Shakira Butt Tight Jeans 102.7 KIIS FMs 2014 Wango Tango
    Bonky
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    That ultra-violet light really tells the story, don’t it ?

  5. Brandy Norwood Butt Yoga Pants Crazy Face 21st Annual EIF Revlon Run Walk For Women
    joe
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    Glad she’s running rather than driving.

  6. Kim Kardashian Huge Fat Ass Tight White Dress
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    MOO

  7. Joanna Krupa Butt See Through Skirt Rehab Bikini Invitational Round 1
    Commented on this photo:

    dis how chicken look when she wants her butthole licked?…

  8. Cheska Hull Nipples Side Boob No Bra Godzilla Premiere London
    joe
    Commented on this photo:

    More like “Chesta Hull.”

    (Remember: low-hanging fruit is the sweetest fruit.)

  9. Bruce Jenner Eating Banana At Church Ponytail
    bonky
    Commented on this photo:

    “Gotta practice, practice. Gotta get rid of that gag reflex if I’m
    gonna go through with this change thing.”

  10. Hayley Hasselhoff Tight Dress Second Pulp Fashion Week Runway Paris
    joe
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    Hayley 325 heavy, you are cleared for approach, Runway 36 left.

  11. Richard Marx Rick Springfield Hollywood Walk Of Fame Star Ceremony
    Cock Dr
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    So much hair to style and so little time to do it. We can’t imagine what it must be like to live under their heavy burden of fame.

  12. Wendy Williams Derpface How You Doin? Tour
    Ralph
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    What a clown (not meant in a good way).

  13. Kim Kardashian Huge Fat Ass Tight White Dress
    Commented on this photo:

    The irony is that it took a whole cow to make that dress.

  14. Justin Bieber Floral Print Oversized Shorts
    Tiggles
    Commented on this photo:

    “Hmm, maybe everyone is right, and I am a tedious punk? Nahh, if that was true, my nana wouldn’t have made me these cool shorts from her drawing room pillowcases! Now, if I could just find my hat . . .”

  15. Kim Kardashian Huge Fat Ass Tight White Dress
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    I sometimes carry a knapsack, and if I lower it behind my butt, its not as big as Kim.

  16. Mr Papers French Kissing Lil Kim Huge Pregnant Belly David Tutera
    Bonky
    Commented on this photo:

    “It’s not love. We are merely exchanging long protein strings. If you
    can think of a simpler way, I’d like to hear it. “

  17. Kim Kardashian Huge Fat Ass Tight White Dress
    Ralph
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    The wider she gets, the shorter she looks. Pretty soon her “people” will just have to roll her from place to place.

  18. Prince William Hands On Cheeks Royal Navy Submarine Museum
    Commented on this photo:

    Did Kate leave him home alone?

  19. Christina Milian Side Boob Romper
    Hannah D
    Commented on this photo:

    she’s pretty but always dresses like a hood rat ghetto chick

  20. Hayley Hasselhoff Tight Dress Second Pulp Fashion Week Runway Paris
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    She might be able to eventually lose the weight but Hasselhoffness is 4ever.

  21. Ricky Gervais Russell Crowe Drunk Twitter
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    He’s not a looker, but I love me some RG.

  22. Ricky Gervais Russell Crowe Drunk Twitter
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    Ricky looks like Stephen Fry got a gastric bypass…

  23. Peter Dinklage Holding USPS Envelope
    Commented on this photo:

    If it fits, it ships….

  24. Ariana Grande Panty Flash 102.7 KIIS FMs 2014 Wango Tango
    Bonky
    Commented on this photo:

    Relax, I know its hard to believe, but she will be 21 next month.
    So please go back to your afternoon of fapping.

  25. Shakira Butt Tight Jeans 102.7 KIIS FMs 2014 Wango Tango
    Commented on this photo:

    Unless that’s horse semen from two seconds earlier, you’re not going to be able to out-’shine’ The Cyrus.

  26. Bruce Jenner Eating Banana At Church Ponytail
    Commented on this photo:

    Banana and attending church?? I guess he did learn a lot from the Kardashians and their fame-whoring…

  27. Mr Papers French Kissing Lil Kim Huge Pregnant Belly David Tutera
    Commented on this photo:

    Is Mr Papers a title? As in he needs some sort of immigration status?

  28. Prince William Hands On Cheeks Royal Navy Submarine Museum
    Commented on this photo:

    Now all we need is Prince William wearing a shirt of Macaulay Culkin wearing a t-shirt of Ryan Gosling wearing a t-shirt of Macaulay Culkin and wormhole to engulf the world…

  29. Bruce Jenner Eating Banana At Church Ponytail
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    It’s pretty much a given that once you become famous, bananas and lollis will press-fuck you over ’til the end.

  30. Zack Snyder Batmobile Twitter
    Commented on this photo:

    Admit it, Fish: You fapped to this…

  31. Aaron Taylor Johnson Wife Sam Taylor Wood Godzilla Premiere London
    Commented on this photo:

    Why are they both hyphenated Taylors? What kind of name fuckery is this?

    • in an all out blinding display of asshattery, he took HER last name. Helga the 70 year old witch there.

      • dennis

        Doesn’t explain anything since her last name is Taylor-Wood and he is using Taylor-Johnson.

        Unless her last name is Taylor and each of them adds which synonym for dick they prefer.

  32. Peter Dinklage Holding USPS Envelope
    Bonky
    Commented on this photo:

    Its always uncomfortable for Peter when he goes to the Post Office.
    “Why cant they make mail boxes for short people ?”.

  33. Tara Reid Boyfriend Erez Eisen Eating Her Face
    Commented on this photo:

    “You also *taste* like beef jerky in face powder!”

  34. Shia LaBeouf Neon Green Workout Clothes
    Commented on this photo:

    My niece is on the same AYSO soccer team. Go Teal Seals!

  35. Peter Dinklage Holding USPS Envelope
    Commented on this photo:

    He looks a little uncomfortable.

    Ba dum tsh!

  36. Macaulay Culkin Wearing Ryan Gosling T Shirt Twitter
    Commented on this photo:

    No drugs were harmed in the making of this picture…

  37. Ariana Grande Panty Flash 102.7 KIIS FMs 2014 Wango Tango
    Commented on this photo:

    I just formed an Ariana Grande in my pants.

  38. Tara Reid Boyfriend Erez Eisen Eating Her Face
    Commented on this photo:

    Whatever happened to her “husband”?

  39. Macaulay Culkin Wearing Ryan Gosling T Shirt Twitter
    Commented on this photo:

    He looks like a trailer kid, but T-shirt recursion gets him a one-time overlook.

  40. Wendy Williams Derpface How You Doin? Tour
    Commented on this photo:

    Can someone please reach under and just confirm what the rest of us already know????

  41. Richard Marx Rick Springfield Hollywood Walk Of Fame Star Ceremony
    Commented on this photo:

    god damn I feel old

  42. Justin Bieber Floral Print Oversized Shorts
    Bonky
    Commented on this photo:

    Thug !

    LOL, just kidding.

  43. Aaron Taylor Johnson Wife Sam Taylor Wood Godzilla Premiere London
    JBJJ
    Commented on this photo:

    Ditch that old Grandma, jeezuz christ. You really want to be shagging that when you’re 40? She’ll be 64……..

  44. John Mayer Wearing Bathrobe In Airport
    Commented on this photo:

    LARPING Convention huh? Yeah Katy, he’s a real keeper…

  45. Bebe Rexha Leg Up On Andy Dick Grossed Out Face 102.7 KIIS FMs 2014 Wango Tango
    Commented on this photo:

    He’s using his penis to search her cavity for drugs.

  46. Ricky Gervais Russell Crowe Drunk Twitter
    Commented on this photo:

    It’s a wonder why ridiculously rich men do not get shit-faced all the damn time. This photo should the norm, not the exception.

  47. Melanie Griffith Mother Tippi Hedren Chateau Marmont
    Commented on this photo:

    Is Melanie the mom?

  48. John Mayer Wearing Bathrobe In Airport
    Commented on this photo:

    “I’m sorry, but your blanky will count as a second carry on item.”

  49. Justin Bieber Floral Print Oversized Shorts
    Commented on this photo:

    Check the XL shirt section of any vintage clothing store. Just .. just trust me on this.

  50. Kim Kardashian Huge Fat Ass Tight White Dress
    Commented on this photo:

    Isn’t she supposed to have a red signal flag and a sign that says “OVERSIZE LOAD” when she’s in public?

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