The Crap We Missed – Monday 5.11.15
Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed which I lead with Amy Schumer for two reasons. 1. I like her show, even though the “Amy isn’t traditionally hot by TV standards” undercurrent to every sketch is getting old. Which leads me to #2. I love how butthurt dudes get whenever she’s mentioned because apparently she forgot to blow each of them before being allowed to tell jokes on television. *leans back, laces fingers together behind head, nudges Burt Reynolds* You believe these pussies? Scared of a little female empowerme– Burt? BURT?! *checks pulse* You know what? Fuck it. I’m still enjoying this.
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