The Crap We Missed – Monday 4.7.14

April 7th, 2014 // 549 Comments

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Prince William throwing down the ultimate gauntlet to his dad in a photo op that brought me so much joy that when a doctor hands me my firstborn child freshly delivered, I’ll probably ask why there isn’t a British royal pointing at it and throw it in the trash. There’s also a ton of shots from some Country Music Awards, because of boobs, crooked-toothed boobs and wait, what the hell was Olivia Munn doing there? Oh right, boobs.

“Did someone say…BEWBS??!!” – Colin Farrell just now,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Arnold Schwarzenegger Talking To Young Girl
    rican
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    “Ahh yoo ah mehid”

  2. Dwayne The Rock Johnson Hugging Hulk Hogan Wrestlemania 30
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    “I told you I wouldn’t fuck up in the movies like you did.”

  3. Bobby Brown Eating Frozen Yogurt Talking On Cellphone
    rican
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    “Yo! watchu put on my shirt? People calling me a jerk!”

  4. Colin Farrell Moustache Crazy Eyes 11th IFTAS
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    I have a bad feeling there’s a Smokey and the Bandit remake in the works.

  5. Rumer Willis Crazy Jawline Cleavage
    rican
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    “No, no, not by the hair on my chinny chin chin!”

  6. Bella Thorne Cleavage Sexy Waitress Outfit Music Video Set
    Swearin
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    Are you sure this isn’t Angie Everhart circa 1985?

  7. Lana Del Rey Bra Fat Gut Belly Wet T Shirt Music Video Set
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    “It’s not even summer, why does the DJ keep on playing ‘Summertime Sadness’?”

  8. Austin Mahone Hanging Out With Hot Bikini Chick
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    Stop making stupid people famous.

  9. Faith Hill Cleavage Tim McGraw Licking Lips 49th Annual Academy Of Country Music Awards
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    “Rayna! Over here, Rayna!”

  10. Kellie Pickler Cleavage 49th Annual Academy Of Country Music Awards
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    I’d totally do her, if I didn’t have to converse with her in any way, shape or form.

  11. Shakira Butt Tight Dress 49th Annual Academy Of Country Music Awards
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    I propose a fun new game: Which two women in TCWM would you pay a dollar to watch make out? For me today? Shakira and Eiza Gonzalez, although it was a close call between Eiza and Taylor Swift.

  12. Andy Cohen Working Out With Shirtless Man On Beach
    CK
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    Gayest high-5 ever,

  13. Brooke Shields Crazy Face How They Did It Women In Entertainment
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    “BRING SNOW WHITE’S STILL BEATING HEART TO ME!!”

  14. Kellie Pickler Cleavage 49th Annual Academy Of Country Music Awards
    CK
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    Nice to not see tattoos all over the place, though much of her is still hidden.

  15. Jeremy Piven Smoking Cigar Taking Selfie At Restaurant
    PtC
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    Dis how cock is smoked.

    Am I doing it right?

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    I thought it was Topanga from Boy Meets World.

  17. Colin Farrell Moustache Crazy Eyes 11th IFTAS
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    “Yeeeeeeeees?”

  18. Andy Cohen Working Out With Shirtless Man On Beach
    coljack
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    “Hey check this out. I call it downward facing douche.”

  19. Nick Cannon Pointing At Stupid Socks And Shoes Americas Got Talent Premiere
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    “If I get home late, Mariah’s foot will be this far up my ass.”

  20. Rumer Willis Crazy Jawline Cleavage
    MRF
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    Why such a long face? Oh, wait … sorry.

  21. Johnny Depp Being Held Back By Bodyguard
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    Fat guy: “I loved you in Iron Man”
    Johnny: “I’ll kill you!”

  22. Ireland Baldwin Legs Daisy Dukes
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    “I’m walking!…Why am I not putting this on Instagram?”

  23. Josh Duhamel Messy Hair Pumping Gas
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    “You kids wanna see a dead body?”

  24. Arnold Schwarzenegger Talking To Young Girl
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    “Your clothes…give them to me!”

  25. Olivia Munn Cleavage Legs Slit Dress 49th Annual Academy Of Country Music Awards
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    Totally would

  26. Josh Duhamel Messy Hair Pumping Gas
    gumbypokey
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    How is it that he looks like a 19 year old at 41?

  27. Alan Thicke Tanya Callou Cleavage 13th Annual Michael Jordan Celebrity Invitational Gala ARIA Resort & Casino
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    100% Certified Motorboatable

  28. Kate Middleton Bare Ass Maori Warrior Ceremonial Government House Welcome
    cc
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    Oh my goodness, it does say ‘Adidas’ now!

  29. Guy Fieri Licking Greasy Spatulas Guy Fieris Vegas Kitchen & Bar Announcement The Quad Resort & Casino
    cc
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    Has there ever been a celebrity chef (since the Galloping Gourmet) who hasn’t overextended himself?

  30. toopier
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    Please! That’s enough WrestleMania pics!

  31. Katherine Heigl Bitching At Husband Josh Kelley
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    I bet that bitch sounds like Charlie Brown’s teacher.

  32. Bella Thorne Cleavage Sexy Waitress Outfit Music Video Set
    martian leader
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    ‘i said i wanted whipped cream on my ketchup bottle, not my napkin dispenser! take this back, Employee of the Month!!!’

  33. Arnold Schwarzenegger Talking To Young Girl
    martian leader
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    (barely audible) ‘…terminate me.’

  34. Rumer Willis Crazy Jawline Cleavage
    toopier
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    The face on her purse is the most realistic face in the picture.
    She comes in 3rd behind the sturgeon in her tote bag.

  35. Prince William Bare Ass Maori Warrior Ceremonial Government House Welcome
    Vlad
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    I say, I believe you dropped something.

  36. Andy Cohen Working Out With Shirtless Man On Beach
    Vlad
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    Even doing the reverse scissor, you still get sand in your crack.

  37. Rumer Willis Crazy Jawline Cleavage
    GIn&Tonic
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    Cases like this are why god invented doggy-style

  38. Jewel Cleavage Crooked Teeth 49th Annual Academy Of Country Music Awards
    Vlad
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    Her make-up artist used to shade in Photoshop.

  39. Paul McCartney OK Hand Symbol Clippers Game
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    Is he trying to sell pot?

  40. Eiza Gonzalez Nipple No Bra See Through Dress Chateau Marmont
    oldfool
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    I see she has the Chateau Marmont Edition coke bindle.

  41. Bobby Brown Eating Frozen Yogurt Talking On Cellphone
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    I think the proper term is ” albatross”.

  42. Rumer Willis Crazy Jawline Cleavage
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    She is like a live action Dick Tracy villain…Toe Face.

  43. Kendra Wilkinson Bent Over Huge Pregnant Cleavage Sons Soccer Game
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    “Come on Hank! Momma can’t bend like this for long before the fat cuts off my air supply. Is that a Tootsie Roll or a cat turd!…Screw it! I’m eating it anyway!”

  44. Katherine Heigl Bitching At Husband Josh Kelley
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    “When we get home, I’ll do that thing you like with my mouth.”
    “Keep it shut?”

  45. Prince William Bare Ass Maori Warrior Ceremonial Government House Welcome
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    I wonder if he can hear the ocean.

  46. Rumer Willis Crazy Jawline Cleavage
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    You kids at home: Don’t brush your teeth with botox.

  47. Lana Del Rey Bra Fat Gut Belly Wet T Shirt Music Video Set
    The Captain
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    Gutsy.

  48. Rumer Willis Crazy Jawline Cleavage
    Where's Dildo
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    “Rumer” has it, she’s Jay Leno’s daughter

  49. Kendra Wilkinson Bent Over Huge Pregnant Cleavage Sons Soccer Game
    The Captain
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    I don’t know but I’ve been told, a big-legged woman ain’t got no soul.

  50. John Travolta Weird Goatee Silver Springs International Film Festival
    frank
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    butt ugly, just butt ugly

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