The Crap We Missed – Monday 4.7.14

April 7th, 2014 // 549 Comments

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Prince William throwing down the ultimate gauntlet to his dad in a photo op that brought me so much joy that when a doctor hands me my firstborn child freshly delivered, I’ll probably ask why there isn’t a British royal pointing at it and throw it in the trash. There’s also a ton of shots from some Country Music Awards, because of boobs, crooked-toothed boobs and wait, what the hell was Olivia Munn doing there? Oh right, boobs.

“Did someone say…BEWBS??!!” – Colin Farrell just now,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Paul McCartney OK Hand Symbol Clippers Game
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    “Circumference of the HammBone?”

  2. Kate Middleton Bare Ass Maori Warrior Ceremonial Government House Welcome
    Kee Wee
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    “… and when it’s erect it says ‘Haere atu kurī uwha mata koma toku motu’ “

  3. Brooke Shields Crazy Face How They Did It Women In Entertainment
    ThisWillHurt
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    “Is this an anti-depressant I see before me?”

  4. Arnold Schwarzenegger Talking To Young Girl
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    He’s just going to silently stare at her like that until she says yes.

  5. Lana Del Rey Bra Fat Gut Belly Wet T Shirt Music Video Set
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    She keeps her shirt on at the beach? I didn’t know she was Mexican!

  6. David Spade Knotted Scarf
    ThisWillHurt
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    “500? C’mon, one of you would surely do it for 500! OK, 600? Really? I was a big deal in the 90s!”

  7. Vanna White Wrinkles Old Face Safe Kids Day
    Mwaddams
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    Vanna White, denture wearer.

  8. Katherine Heigl Bitching At Husband Josh Kelley
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    “And after that we will be going to Mother’s for dinner. You’re going to need to change your shirt and for god’s sake, shave that beard. You know how Mother hates beards. Tomorrow we’ll pick up Mother at 6:00 to take her to the theater, remember to set the AC to 68 in the car, she likes it cool…….”

  9. Lana Del Rey Bra Fat Gut Belly Wet T Shirt Music Video Set
    Smapdi
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    Even hours in the ocean could not wash off the caustic ichor that sex with Marilyn Mason left on her . . . and nothing ever would.

  10. Ireland Baldwin Legs Daisy Dukes
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    I love those long legs.

  11. Alan Thicke Tanya Callou Cleavage 13th Annual Michael Jordan Celebrity Invitational Gala ARIA Resort & Casino
    Cock Dr
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    How did he get the wax museum to part with one of their finely crafted figures? Was it simply rented for the evening?

  12. Austin Mahone Hanging Out With Hot Bikini Chick
    ThisWillHurt
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    What’s this old photo of Justin Beiber smiling without tattoos doing here?

  13. Nick Cannon Pointing At Stupid Socks And Shoes Americas Got Talent Premiere
    Mwaddams
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    Looks like Mariah got Nick a pink sock.

  14. Kate Gosselin Legs Short Wedding Gown Geraldo Rivera Celebrity Apprentice
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    “No, I can’t afford new shoes, but thank you for asking”

  15. Michael Fassbender Kissing Trophy 11th IFTAS
    J. Bieber
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    Just the tip.

  16. Bella Thorne Cleavage Sexy Waitress Outfit Music Video Set
    Cock Dr
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    That is a FANTASTIC bitchface.

  17. Josh Duhamel Messy Hair Pumping Gas
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    “Her penis. It’s bigger than mine. *sobs*”

  18. Bella Thorne Cleavage Sexy Waitress Outfit Music Video Set
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    The jailbait is strong with this one.

  19. Bella Thorne Cleavage Sexy Waitress Outfit Music Video Set
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    She looks like a fun, charming young lady!

  20. Nick Cannon Pointing At Stupid Socks And Shoes Americas Got Talent Premiere
    ThisWillHurt
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    “These socks are the most comfortable I’ve ever worn. My wife bought them for me because they maintain there softness while I fetch Mariah her cosmetics, snacks, whatever she needs. She’s the best!”

  21. Rumer Willis Crazy Jawline Cleavage
    joe
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    The fuck is that thing in her bag? Largemouth bass?

  22. Vanna White Wrinkles Old Face Safe Kids Day
    Smapdi
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    Pat, I’d like to guess an O, an L, and a D.

  23. Jeremy Piven Smoking Cigar Taking Selfie At Restaurant
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    Definitely taking a selfie right here.

  24. Dwayne The Rock Johnson Hugging Hulk Hogan Wrestlemania 30
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    Precursor of the sex tape nobody’s looking forward to.

  25. Andy Cohen Working Out With Shirtless Man On Beach
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    Non Ambiguously Gay Duo

  26. Prince William Bare Ass Maori Warrior Ceremonial Government House Welcome
    JimBB
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    I would make an “Obama visits with the Prince” joke here, but I’m pretty sure that would make me a racist–which would really hurt my chances of ever nailing Halle Berry. So, no.

  27. Johnny Depp Being Held Back By Bodyguard
    ThisWillHurt
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    “No, don’t sign the Willy Wonka remake photo, Mr. Depp. He’s mocking you.”

  28. Arnold Schwarzenegger Talking To Young Girl
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    That woman is undoubtedly pregnant right now.

  29. Nick Cannon Pointing At Stupid Socks And Shoes Americas Got Talent Premiere
    Smapdi
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    Nick Cannon, inventor of the tie-sock a single garment worn on the foot then up the body and around the neck. The innovation was inspired by his wife Mariah Carey, who if she isn’t stepping on your toes, is slowly choking you.

  30. Kate Middleton Bare Ass Maori Warrior Ceremonial Government House Welcome
    coljack
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    “Your majesty, we’d like to introduce you to the most revered member of the Maori community, Johngo Hammana.”

  31. Chris Pine Scruffy Beard
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    Since he got caught drinking and driving, he’s been forced to get shitfaced while in other forms of transportation.

  32. Paul McCartney OK Hand Symbol Clippers Game
    Juch
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    “And this is how much money that peg-legged bitch left me after the divorce.”

  33. Kate Middleton Bare Ass Maori Warrior Ceremonial Government House Welcome
    JimBB
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    “What a delightful native spear you have. Would you like to see my knickers?”

  34. Chris Pine Scruffy Beard
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    *As George Takei* “Oh my.”

  35. Ireland Baldwin Legs Daisy Dukes
    ThisWillHurt
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    “Maybe I should Instagram her butt-hole instead.”

  36. Josh Duhamel Messy Hair Pumping Gas
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    That’s the face and hair of a man that just got fucked in the ass by his wife.

  37. Jeremy Piven Smoking Cigar Taking Selfie At Restaurant
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    “Broke up a marriage this weekend… what the fuck did you do!?”

  38. John Travolta Weird Goatee Silver Springs International Film Festival
    JimBB
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    Is it still “Staying Alive” if you don’t technically have a pulse?

  39. Kendra Wilkinson Bent Over Huge Pregnant Cleavage Sons Soccer Game
    Juch
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    “Here Comes Whorey Boo-Boo”

  40. John Travolta Weird Goatee Silver Springs International Film Festival
    coljack
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    “I don’t call it a ‘soul patch.’ I call it ‘masseur pubes.’”

  41. Faith Hill Cleavage Tim McGraw Licking Lips 49th Annual Academy Of Country Music Awards
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    Bitchface and Gayface. Sounds like two Batman villains.

  42. Prince William Bare Ass Maori Warrior Ceremonial Government House Welcome
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    I have that very same loincloth at home. It’s super-comfortable after a long day wearing jeans and a t-shirt in the office.

  43. Jennifer Aniston Nipples No Bra No Makeup Cake Set
    JimBB
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    She looks like someone Joan Cusak would have played in the 80′s.

  44. Eiza Gonzalez Nipple No Bra See Through Dress Chateau Marmont
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    Houston, we have nipple.

  45. Guy Fieri Licking Greasy Spatulas Guy Fieris Vegas Kitchen & Bar Announcement The Quad Resort & Casino
    JimBB
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    That’s the least disgusting thing that tongue has touched all day.

  46. Lana Del Rey Bra Fat Gut Belly Wet T Shirt Music Video Set
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    You know why I like her in this picture? Because I can’t hear her.

  47. Rumer Willis Crazy Jawline Cleavage
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    Her friends and relatives always buy her bags that could fit a human head, even one with as massive a chin as hers. She just never gets the hint.

  48. Prince William Bare Ass Maori Warrior Ceremonial Government House Welcome
    Hugh G. Rection
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    I wanted to use a cheap Kim Kardashian joke here, but it’s not coming to me. I’ll just go with “Two assholes squatting”

  49. Olivia Munn Cleavage Legs Slit Dress 49th Annual Academy Of Country Music Awards
    JimBB
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    I don’t actually sing or anything, I just go wherever the cameras are.

  50. Andy Cohen Working Out With Shirtless Man On Beach
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    “C’MON! We’ve already reach 75% gay-factor here! We get gay it up! LET’S DO THIS!!!!”

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