The Crap We Missed – Monday 4.7.14

April 7th, 2014 // 549 Comments

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Prince William throwing down the ultimate gauntlet to his dad in a photo op that brought me so much joy that when a doctor hands me my firstborn child freshly delivered, I’ll probably ask why there isn’t a British royal pointing at it and throw it in the trash. There’s also a ton of shots from some Country Music Awards, because of boobs, crooked-toothed boobs and wait, what the hell was Olivia Munn doing there? Oh right, boobs.

“Did someone say…BEWBS??!!” – Colin Farrell just now,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Jennifer Aniston Nipples No Bra No Makeup Cake Set
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    Martha Stewart is looking decidedly sexy these days!

  2. Nick Cannon Pointing At Stupid Socks And Shoes Americas Got Talent Premiere
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    Dis how man-servant look!

  3. Andy Cohen Working Out With Shirtless Man On Beach
    JungleRed
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    I don’t think it counts as synchronized swimming unless you’re in the water.

  4. Alan Thicke Tanya Callou Cleavage 13th Annual Michael Jordan Celebrity Invitational Gala ARIA Resort & Casino
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    Looks like Robin learned it from dear ol’ dad…

  5. Guy Fieri Licking Greasy Spatulas Guy Fieris Vegas Kitchen & Bar Announcement The Quad Resort & Casino
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    His idea of edible doesn’t inspire confidence

  6. Bobby Brown Eating Frozen Yogurt Talking On Cellphone
    PassingTrue
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    No sir, we make fun of *you*. This is not a game where you make fun of yourself.

  7. John Travolta Weird Goatee Silver Springs International Film Festival
    meeps!
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    Wooly Willy wore it better.

  8. Jennifer Aniston Nipples No Bra No Makeup Cake Set
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    Pokies, the movie

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    Not bad. It could be a lot worse.

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    I definitely laughed at “Wiener Hofburg” before I even saw the “HAHA WEINER” in the caption.

  11. Paul McCartney OK Hand Symbol Clippers Game
    Bob
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    Are you sure this isn’t Angela Lansbury with a McCartney wig on?

  12. Arnold Schwarzenegger Talking To Young Girl
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    Uhmmm listen Mr…. I know you’re famous and all but I thought we were here about selling my couch. I don’t clean houses.

  13. Jennifer Aniston Nipples No Bra No Makeup Cake Set
    meeps!
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    I thought Chaz Bono had a beard…?

  14. Chris Pine Scruffy Beard
    PassingTrue
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    Shatner would *not* walk through an airport asleep.

  15. Olivia Munn Cleavage Legs Slit Dress 49th Annual Academy Of Country Music Awards
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    There are a lot of Olivia Munn haters out there but I am definitely not one of them. She’s smokin’ hot.

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    Weird science becomes weird boner

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    IT’S ALIVE!!! ALIVE!!

  18. Colin Farrell Moustache Crazy Eyes 11th IFTAS
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    “Now, we’re going to make a new rule. When you come in here and you hear me typing, or whether you DON’T hear me typing, or whatever the FUCK you hear me doing, when I’m in here, it means that I am working. THAT means don’t come in. Now, do you think you can handle that?

  19. Kendra Wilkinson Bent Over Huge Pregnant Cleavage Sons Soccer Game
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    Is… Is she trying to replace her husband on the team???

  20. Kendra Wilkinson Bent Over Huge Pregnant Cleavage Sons Soccer Game
    joe
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    Keep looking, honey. Mommy’s dignity is down there somewhere.

  21. Paul McCartney OK Hand Symbol Clippers Game
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    “How many fucks do you give, Mr McCartney?”

  22. John Travolta Weird Goatee Silver Springs International Film Festival
    Smapdi
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    Ocala, Florida, or as John Travolta knows its, Olivia Ferzguson.

  23. Ireland Baldwin Legs Daisy Dukes
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    Why is there a broom stick with a show attached to it on the right?

  24. Taylor Swift Looking Hot Midriff Legs Slit Dress 49th Annual Academy Of Country Music Awards
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    No. You don’t stick your dick in crazy.

  25. Josh Duhamel Messy Hair Pumping Gas
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    “What do you mean, ‘Does the gas nozzle make me think of Fergie’?”

  26. Josh Duhamel Messy Hair Pumping Gas
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    Flock of Seagulls called….they would like their hair back.

  27. Kate Gosselin Legs Short Wedding Gown Geraldo Rivera Celebrity Apprentice
    joe
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    I’m usually fine with movie updates, but the Bride of Frankenstein must have the white streaks on her head.

  28. Jeremy Piven Smoking Cigar Taking Selfie At Restaurant
    meeps!
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    He’s not on the set but he’s thinking about Adrian Grenier right now…

  29. Faith Hill Cleavage Tim McGraw Licking Lips 49th Annual Academy Of Country Music Awards
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    Faith Hill is looking pretty Merle Haggard. At least momma tried.

  30. Austin Mahone Hanging Out With Hot Bikini Chick
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    I just got a Mahone in my pants. It’s an erection. I have an erection.

  31. Jennifer Aniston Nipples No Bra No Makeup Cake Set
    Harry Balzak
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    Time marches on…her face. Looking a little doughy.

  32. Paul McCartney OK Hand Symbol Clippers Game
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    Bruce Jenner is looking decidedly sexy these days….

  33. Lana Del Rey Bra Fat Gut Belly Wet T Shirt Music Video Set
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    Lose the bra next time. It’ll be the first interesting thing she ever does.

  34. Colin Farrell Moustache Crazy Eyes 11th IFTAS
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    “Wayne Newton? Never heard of him.”

  35. Kate Middleton Bare Ass Maori Warrior Ceremonial Government House Welcome
    joe
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    Now, you show me yours.

  36. Leonardo DiCaprio Beverly Hills Farmers Market
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    “The best smell to keep fat assholes away from you, sir? Uh, well, I supposed I would recommend our new Roasted Vegetable Garden scent.”

  37. Olivia Munn Cleavage Legs Slit Dress 49th Annual Academy Of Country Music Awards
    Juch
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    “Because when you think country music, you think Olivia Munn. Right?’

  38. Austin Mahone Hanging Out With Hot Bikini Chick
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    He’s on the path to Beiberhood.

  39. Nick Cannon Pointing At Stupid Socks And Shoes Americas Got Talent Premiere
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    “Mariah’s dick be down to here, sometimes it hang outta her pants!”

  40. Michael Fassbender Kissing Trophy 11th IFTAS
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    Love this guy.

  41. Andy Cohen Working Out With Shirtless Man On Beach
    Smapdi
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    I don’t know much about gay sex, but I don’t think it works that way.

  42. Bobby Brown Eating Frozen Yogurt Talking On Cellphone
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    Well, he *was* born a poor black child.

  43. Alan Thicke Tanya Callou Cleavage 13th Annual Michael Jordan Celebrity Invitational Gala ARIA Resort & Casino
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    I used to work with Alan Thicke. The odds that he banged that woman are 100%.

  44. Colin Farrell Moustache Crazy Eyes 11th IFTAS
    meeps!
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    So Burt Reynolds and Dom Deluise actually DID have a child together…?

  45. Vanna White Wrinkles Old Face Safe Kids Day
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    Keep the makeup on at all times. You don’t want to see her without it.

  46. Eiza Gonzalez Nipple No Bra See Through Dress Chateau Marmont
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    I see two foxes and a puppy.

  47. Jeremy Piven Smoking Cigar Taking Selfie At Restaurant
    ThisWillHurt
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    “I wonder what non-arrogant people who actually work for a living are doing right now?”

  48. Frank Burns
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    Looks like she’s got the clap.

  49. Faith Hill Cleavage Tim McGraw Licking Lips 49th Annual Academy Of Country Music Awards
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    They make plastic cowboy hats now? Where’d he get it? At the Piggely Wiggley?

  50. Kate Gosselin Legs Short Wedding Gown Geraldo Rivera Celebrity Apprentice
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    Ewwww??

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