The Crap We Missed – Monday 4.6.15
Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed which is post-Easter and three-day-weekend, so you know it’s going to be stuffed full of partially and/or fully naked chicks wearing rabbit ears, a pic of Pope Francis (who looks like he’s farting, tee hee! — I’m 12.), and Antonio Banderas humping his new, young girlfriend on the same balcony where he used to hump his old, ex-wife during Holy Week in Spain. If none of that reminds you of the time God’s only son was whipped, stabbed, and crucified to death to encapsulate the persecution of Christians which thousands of years later would provide historical precedent that the state could site to protect you against being sued for not wanting to cater a gay white trash pizza party wedding, then you should probably revisit the scripture.
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