The Crap We Missed – Monday 4.25.16
Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed, which features another great moment from Ben Affleck’s pre-suicide divorce saga, because 2016 is the year every celebrity dies. Not you too, Billy Paul!* We’ve also got Chrissy Teigen, who took ten minutes to shed all of her baby weight, Billie Joe Armstrong looking fantastic, and Amy Schumer in a swimsuit and parodying Dr. Strangelove, so cue the eight million think pieces on women’s bodies, comedy, equal pay, and whatever other bullshit this doesn’t infer, because the whole “process” behind high end photo shoots is cocaine. She has her tits out on a rocket because cocaine.
*That was an admittedly shitty dig. Billy Paul was a Grammy-winning soul singer who did absolutely nothing to have his name dragged onto this turd pond of a website. Apologies.
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