The Crap We Missed – Monday 4.23.12

April 23rd, 2012 // 733 Comments

Does Justin Bieber batting away women with his purse even need its own caption? No. No, it doesn’t.

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed which fortunately Photo Boy tossed together before getting pulled away on another assignment that would make your head explode if I told you. So here’s Gerard Butler continuing to look clean and sober and not at all on cocaine again, giant breasts, Gerard Depardieu making sure he’s never late to the restroom again, more giant breasts (Appropriately colored, I might add.), a child molester, two more decent-sized breasts and a goddamn vampire.

You’ve outdone yourself, Photo Sir,

- The Superficial

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Photos: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Christopher Walken Stand Up Guys
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    “Reporting live for Grumpy Old Fart News, I’m Christopher Walken.”

  2. Christopher Walken Stand Up Guys
    Cock Dr
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    The pants need to be higher.

  3. Ashton Kutcher Sandals Legs Crossed Lakers Game
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    Nice of him to bring Roman Polanski to the game.

  4. Chris Brown Rides Bus Australia Twitter
    Jonas Grumby
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    Its the first bus he’s been on that isn’t a short, square, school bus.

  5. Jamie Lee Curtis
    Deacon Jones
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    “So Arnold and I are on the set of “True Lies” one day and I told him I was a hermaphrodite, and he just got on his knees and went like this —”

  6. Josh Duhamel Formal Mowhawk
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    Josh Douche-amel

  7. Gerard Butler Lakers Game
    Anthony
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    I just jizzed…. in…. my pants

  8. Khloe Kardashian Bindie
    catapostrophe
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    She could easily kick my ass.

  9. Anne Heche Cleavage Legs Minidress
    Jonas Grumby
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    Its the latest fashion, “Subdued Bisexual Crazy Woman Haute Couture”

  10. Chris Brown Rides Bus Australia Twitter
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    I’m assuming the Aussie version of “Epic Beard Man” had this day off.

  11. Wilmer Valderrama
    Deacon Jones
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    (…now where are those sick kids at?)

  12. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Tight Dress
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    It’s a scrotum!

  13. Gerard Depardieu Scooter
    Anthony
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    This is probably gonna be the funniest thing I see today.

  14. Khloe Kardashian Bindie
    Jonas Grumby
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    A tip for you Khloe, don’t wear any accessories that draw attention to your face.

  15. Imogen Thomas Cleavage
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    Imogen, the black bra and the brown dress don’t work in Spring. Remove them both, immediately!

  16. Verne Troyer
    BlackAndWhite.Minstrel
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    Hell is other people’s knees

  17. Chris Brown Rides Bus Australia Twitter
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    Is that the Double Dutch bus?

  18. Gerard Depardieu Scooter
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    A hog on a hog.

  19. Hilary Duff
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    Moooo

  20. Cindy Margolis Cleavage
    Deacon Jones
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    Yeeesh…..
    I think I just went from “Man, I’m getting old” to “I’m old”.

  21. Gerard Depardieu Scooter
    catapostrophe
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    Snot rocket?

  22. Khloe Kardashian Bindie
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    Is that a uniboob?

  23. Pippa Middleton Butt Ass Tight Jeans
    Deacon Jones
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    This ass had officially jumped the shark

  24. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Tight Dress
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    The Million Dollar Fleshlight.

  25. Jennifer Coolidge Cleavage Legs
    Cock Dr
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    She looks as if she could eat three men alive every day before brunch.

  26. Cindy Margolis Cleavage
    Jonas Grumby
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    Must have fallen on hard times, if she’s stealing clothes from Care Bears now.

  27. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Tight Dress
    Star Droppings
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    “Kim, turn around so we can see Jeep’s payload capacity!”

  28. Stephen Moyer Skateboard Dog
    BlackAndWhite.Minstrel
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    I wonder how many miles per dog he’s getting

  29. Christopher Walken Stand Up Guys
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    It’s the Freezemizer!

  30. Joshua Jackson Stuble GLAAD Media Awards
    Deacon Jones
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    Is anyone else a Fringe fan, because boy did Fox try everything in its power to fuck this show over this year.

    • kimmykimkim

      I tried watching that shit when it first came out but it was just too funny.

    • When you watch it on Hulu, the summaries of each show have shrunk to the point where they just write, “Pivotal events unfold” and “surprising events unfold”. It’s too convoluted to summarize.

    • I used to watch it until about the middle of last season when I decided that even my crush on Anna Torv wasn’t worth using up all that extra brain power trying to follow it.

    • I fucking LOVE Fringe. One of the best shows on tv. Anna Torv is fucking sexy. Joshua Jackson is always awesome (has been since Dawson’s Creek). John Noble is a classic. Just an A+ all around.

  31. Pippa Middleton Butt Ass Tight Jeans
    catapostrophe
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    What’s more off-putting–her butt deficiency or her short arms?

  32. Gerard Butler Lakers Game
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    He’s trying to take Larry the Cable Guy’s job!

  33. Verne Troyer
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    How cute! He’s in his little high chair!

  34. Joshua Jackson Stuble GLAAD Media Awards
    catapostrophe
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    Joshua Jackson is listening.

  35. Pauly D Puffy Face
    Cock Dr
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    Are those little individual shrubs he has sculptured into his hair?
    It’s like a miniature Christmas tree farm up there.

  36. Anne Heche Cleavage Legs Minidress
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    Is she lesbian or straight in this picture?

  37. Stephen Moyer Skateboard Dog
    catapostrophe
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    “Let me guess. I look stupid–right?”

  38. Ali Larter Cleavage Minidress GLAAD Media Awards
    Anthony
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    Itty bitty titty committee

  39. Hilary Duff
    Star Droppings
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    “These heels aren’t going to crush themselves.”

  40. Bethenny Frankel Nipple
    catapostrophe
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    She look like Grinch.

  41. Verne Troyer
    catapostrophe
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    There’s no way he has real feelings.

  42. Khloe Kardashian Bindie
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    It’s a trifecta? What, you couldn’t fit the whole fucking worthless family in this version of the shit we want to miss?

  43. Justin Bieber Louis Vuitton Bag Red Sneakers
    Blech
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    He’s more feminine than I am, and I’m the one with the vagina.

  44. Pauly D Puffy Face
    Deacon Jones
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    Outside, he’s smiling.
    But inside, he’s…he’s dying of AIDS.

  45. Bethenny Frankel Nipple
    CK
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    looks like someone traced around the mouth a few too many times.

  46. Khloe Kardashian Bindie
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    By the way, is she out of Dallas yet?

  47. Chris Brown Rides Bus Australia Twitter
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    Wow. How black of him.

  48. Khloe Kardashian Bindie
    Crissy
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    As if she needed to call more attention to her face… Geesh! They said try to distract AWAY from the face!

  49. Anne Heche Cleavage Legs Minidress
    LJ
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    All dressed up like a 17 year old and no place to go.

  50. Jennifer Coolidge Cleavage Legs
    BlackAndWhite.Minstrel
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    “I’m with the bride’s dad… you on your own?”

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