The Crap We Missed – Monday 4.23.12

April 23rd, 2012 // 733 Comments

Does Justin Bieber batting away women with his purse even need its own caption? No. No, it doesn’t.

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed which fortunately Photo Boy tossed together before getting pulled away on another assignment that would make your head explode if I told you. So here’s Gerard Butler continuing to look clean and sober and not at all on cocaine again, giant breasts, Gerard Depardieu making sure he’s never late to the restroom again, more giant breasts (Appropriately colored, I might add.), a child molester, two more decent-sized breasts and a goddamn vampire.

You’ve outdone yourself, Photo Sir,

- The Superficial

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Photos: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Gerard Depardieu Scooter
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    He should wear a helmet. Can you imagine what would happen to his career if he damaged that face?

  2. Gerard Butler Lakers Game
    Deacon Jones
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    Now that. That’s the face of a man craving a Diet Pepsi if I ever saw one.

  3. Christopher Walken Stand Up Guys
    BarB
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    This is what you get when Clint Eastwood, David Lynch, and Jack Nicholson’s Joker have a baby and incubate it in a septic tank

  4. Scarlett Johansson Glasses
    kimmykimkim
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    Chicken wang!!

  5. Pauly D Puffy Face
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    Dude…seriously…what’s up with the Simpsons hair?

  6. Bethenny Frankel Nipple
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    Because Bethenny Frankel is the first person that comes to mind when I think of literacy.

  7. Imogen Thomas Cleavage
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    Great cleavage. Just super.

  8. Wilmer Valderrama
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    Why don’t you have a seat over there Mr. Wilderamma. I’m Chris Hanson….

  9. Bethenny Frankel Nipple
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    She Jewish?

  10. Christopher Walken Stand Up Guys
    Deacon Jones
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    Getting a blowjob while doing a key bump, now that’s talent!

  11. Jonas Grumby

    The best revelation from today is that ‘celebrities’ on a daily basis eat the same crap I do – Chili’s, Chick-Fil-A, chicken wings.

  12. Pippa Middleton Butt Ass Tight Jeans
    joe
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    Nassatol.

  13. Scarlett Johansson Glasses
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    You know, when you give too many blowjobs and your jaw gets sore? I hate when that happens.

  14. Cindy Margolis Cleavage
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    Uhmmm this is what happened to the most popular woman on the internet?

  15. Josh Duhamel Formal Mowhawk
    kimmykimkim
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    He looks like the Down’s version of that dude on that TV show, Raising Hope. You know that guy whose name nobody knows?

  16. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Tight Dress
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    I suspect she might be a decent toss in the hay if you could get her to shut the fuck up.

  17. Pippa Middleton Butt Ass Tight Jeans
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    “Pippa! Pippa! Can you comment on “de-flating” gas prices?
    What are your thoughts on the sagging economy?”

  18. Tobey Maguire
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    This is what happens when he thinks of his Spider Man pay checks.

  19. Heidi Klum Braless
    Jonas Grumby
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    “I need wurst up my lederhosen, yah?”

  20. Pippa Middleton Butt Ass Tight Jeans
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Who beat her ass?

    (Somewhere in Australia, Chris Brown is saying “It wasn’t me… that ass was like that when I first met her.”

  21. Bethenny Frankel Nipple
    BlackAndWhite.Minstrel
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    When you put her next to a newspaper and a book she doesn’t look that dead after all

  22. Ali Larter Cleavage Minidress GLAAD Media Awards
    Jonas Grumby
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    milfy!

  23. Justin Bieber Louis Vuitton Bag Red Sneakers
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    Even clowns don’t look THAT silly.

  24. Ian Somerhalder Bowler Hat V Neck
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    Clockwork Orange remake?

  25. Joshua Jackson Stuble GLAAD Media Awards
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    That’s the “I-go-home-to-Dian-Kruger-And-I-Don’t-Care” face…

  26. Anne Heche Cleavage Legs Minidress
    kimmykimkim
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    I fear that ScarJo may attack this raw chicken and slather it in wing sauce.

  27. Chris Brown Rides Bus Australia Twitter
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    “Motherfuckers make me ride in the back of the bus here, too.”

  28. Hilary Duff
    Brought It
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    Girlfriend be thick. Her hips done spread.

  29. Scarlett Johansson Glasses
    sprub
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    That must have been one hell of a sneeze for the snot to hit the windshield like that!

  30. Gerard Depardieu Scooter
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    Run little scooter. Run like your life depends on it!

  31. Hugh Grant Pirate Doll
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    Bangs a black hooker off Hollywood Blvd but is afraid of pirate figures?

  32. Khloe Kardashian Bindie
    Deacon Jones
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    You’re on the wrong coast for Coachella, you fat pig!

  33. Lisa Vanderpump Cleavage Nipples
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    So would…

  34. Hilary Duff
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    Hopefully she’ll eventually get back to her beautiful self. In the meanwhile…look at them fuckin’ milk duds!

  35. Jennifer Coolidge Cleavage Legs
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    This my full MILF look. What do you think?

  36. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Tight Dress
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    Clearly hoping that a Jeep full of basketball players will find their way to her.

  37. Ian Somerhalder Bowler Hat V Neck
    Deacon Jones
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    Don’t tell me the hipster movement has progressed to having fake conversations with yourself, because I’ll hit the fucking launch button right now.

  38. Ian Somerhalder Bowler Hat V Neck
    kimmykimkim
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    Dude, the hat. Fucking lose it. Now.

  39. Scarlett Johansson Glasses
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    It’s like she ripped the arm off of a male mannequin and has her people bring it along to scratch her. That hand cannot be attached. It can’t be.

  40. Bethenny Frankel Nipple
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    You know you’re looking busted when hard nipples aren’t going to save you.

  41. Scarlett Johansson Glasses
    Jonas Grumby
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    Tooting out those chicken wing hot sauce farts are brutal, eh Scarlett?

  42. Chris Brown Rides Bus Australia Twitter
    guttboy
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    Really brave to ride the Bus with your entourage of 300 Lbers….

  43. Jason Segel
    BlackAndWhite.Minstrel
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    Three deadbeats to the bar!

  44. Anne Heche Cleavage Legs Minidress
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    I’ve lost track, is she still a lesbian or not?

  45. Jerry Ferrara Lakers Game
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    Jerry’s going to get some prison sex tonight, baby!

  46. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Tight Dress
    FDrBn
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    Well, s&*% I spoke too soon. Lo and behold the ho has surfaced!

  47. Al Pacino Stand Up Guys
    catapostrophe
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    The proportions are all off, and his hand is inordinately dark.

  48. Jamie Lee Curtis
    kimmykimkim
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    The microphone is not THAT large. Settle down, slut!

  49. Al Pacino Stand Up Guys
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    Gee, Al, you look…er…nice since you…ummmm…spruced up a bit. Yeah, that’s it!

  50. Lisa Vanderpump Cleavage Nipples
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    Pump…. nipples…. .too easy, right?

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