Does Justin Bieber batting away women with his purse even need its own caption? No. No, it doesn’t.
Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed which fortunately Photo Boy tossed together before getting pulled away on another assignment that would make your head explode if I told you. So here’s Gerard Butler continuing to look clean and sober and not at all on cocaine again, giant breasts, Gerard Depardieu making sure he’s never late to the restroom again, more giant breasts (Appropriately colored, I might add.), a child molester, two more decent-sized breasts and a goddamn vampire.
You’ve outdone yourself, Photo Sir,
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I’m not even going to pretend I wouldn’t hit that.
A little Vick’s Vap-O-Rub should block the smell of piss. Good luck.
her ass and titts look very similar if you think about it :)
Only chance, in hell, to pop that (1 Play basketball (2 You’re BLACK (3 A dumb-fuck.
Hopefully, the firing squad is ready to go.
Oh… this is a movie set?
Ron Artest’s elbow is giving Gerard the urge for cocaine.
Pretty much everything does that at this point.
No, hon, you can’t bite through chicken bones.
(Man Hands Alert.)
Fergie doesn’t have to worry about him cheating anymore. At least cheating with a woman.
I think I saw this episode in which Captain Kirk and Spock barely escape from the Planet of Freddy Krueger shirt wearing Chewbaccas.
That’s sharp wit, dude. Someone should nominate you for the Mark f-ing Twain Award.
They’ve yet to cure his taste for high school vagina.
let all of us know when they find that cure. some of us just have better time managing the disease.
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Pretty much the last sentence I would associate with this picture is, “Yes, this guy bangs a really hot woman.”
It’s okay- nobody is going to say that.
When did Jessica Simpson give birth?
She didn’t. This photo was taken inside her.
no, its Tyrion Lannister, the imp
Aye, the black whores are starboard.
Where’s Ron Artest’s elbow when you need it?
A giant purse, pink headphones, pink shoes. Yep! Nothing hetero going on here.
Not to mention he’s wearing his jeans “thug” style. He needs to watch out before he trips, falls and cracks his fucking skull open.
Or fucks his open crack. Belt line below the ass means easy access.
If that’s a possibility, I’d rather he not watch out.
needs a pink Volkswagen Beetle with a flower vase on the dash to complete the look
No, no, those have been supplanted by mocha-colored Fiat 500s.
Whoa there folks. Since when did it start being “gay joke” time again. I thought we got over that. I admit, the photo is, well, stupid and all, but to pull out all the tasteless gay bashing jokes is just plain wrong.
Wonderful, so he learned how to photoshop himself into a picture. Next assignment: Remove all those purple spots from his girlfriend pics.
The kid doesn´t even try to be not gay
The last person to piss on her appears to have been very dehydrated. I don’t think it’s healthy to have that color pee.
on the plus side, you’re far less likely to contract any VD by pissing on her
Even in a suit, he manages to look incredibly homeless.
And completely deranged.
Down here in Australia, I beat women with my left hand.
I think we got a winner
The fun part is when I wash the blood off my hands, the water swirls around in the sink backwards!
We don’t need no stinkin’ Kardashians!
Isn’t he supposed to be sitting in the back?
She’s on the set of “Stand Up Guys,” no doubt.
Speed 3: Bruise Control
Hah! Well there you go. I thought “Grandpa” Al Lewis died a long time ago.
Is that the face he makes right before he blows a guy?
One of many, yeah.
Ummm….
Hey, you know the kid is very well nourished…and isn’t that the important thing to focus on here?
We’ll start bashing her for the baby weight next month. Because we’re understanding and respectful to new celebrity mothers on this site.
Haha! Cock Doc, you’re so funny! ;op
…. i can work with that amount of chunky
I think they filmed the movie The Prophecy too early because I seriously defy anyone to run into him and NOT think their time is up…
He’s about to go all gay ghetto on someone’s ass.
Gay Ghetto: (adj) see Chris Brown.
LOL!
(he pushed her)
I don’t understand the effects of cocaine. Lindsay’s mouth exploded, but Gerard’s appears to have IMploded.
Bjork just called to say, “What the fuck is up with that dress?”
its the faux Ostrich look she has going on
Look at those lips! Is she in the running for the AFLAC gig or something?
I think she’s preparing to blow her way into becoming Mayor of Glendale.
Is that rigor mortis of the nipples?
nice nipples shame about the facelift
Nipple mortis – and it’s spread to her face!
Looks cold!
Her jaw hurts? Must have been one hell of a job interview.
her pootie STANKS, I tell ya. What about my belt?
Uh Harr Harr Harr
“Ugggh I think I just bit into a piece of one of Sean Penn’s dentures…”
Well played, black microphone. Well played, indeed.
Oh snap. That bitch should not have stepped on his shoe.
Hillary Puff
I didn’t know baby weight vanished as soon as the baby was born. You must know some secret the rest of us women don’t. Her baby was born a month ago. Cut the girl some slack!
What’s Grigs from “The Last Starfighter” doing in LA?
Reaching wwaaaayyyy back for that reference . . .
It’s less interesting when most of its boobs are covered, and more interesting when it’s face is covered.
ACTIVEEEEEEAAAAA!
I seriously laughed for, like, 12 minutes.
“ACTIVIA”
Ugh. Already time to take the kid to soccer practice, mom?
Coming soon to a theater near you–Gerard Depardieu in “The Val Kilmer Story”
Wait a minute. Al Pacino is in this too. I didn’t think you could put that much batshit crazy in the same movie.
So Elektra has a sequel… looks promising…
You just know the crotch of those pants is piss-stained.
Gonna need a Jeep to get over those hills.
IIIIII’m to sexy for this shiiirt, too sexy for this shiiiiirt, so seexy it huuuuurts…
I’m supposed to post something here, but I’ve forgotten what that is now.
She has no memory either after all her wild fetish partying,