The Crap We Missed – Monday 4.23.12

April 23rd, 2012 // 733 Comments

Does Justin Bieber batting away women with his purse even need its own caption? No. No, it doesn’t.

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed which fortunately Photo Boy tossed together before getting pulled away on another assignment that would make your head explode if I told you. So here’s Gerard Butler continuing to look clean and sober and not at all on cocaine again, giant breasts, Gerard Depardieu making sure he’s never late to the restroom again, more giant breasts (Appropriately colored, I might add.), a child molester, two more decent-sized breasts and a goddamn vampire.

You’ve outdone yourself, Photo Sir,

- The Superficial

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Photos: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Tight Dress
    dontkillthemessenger
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    I’m not even going to pretend I wouldn’t hit that.

  2. Al Pacino Stand Up Guys
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Hopefully, the firing squad is ready to go.

    Oh… this is a movie set?

  3. Gerard Butler Lakers Game
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Ron Artest’s elbow is giving Gerard the urge for cocaine.

    Pretty much everything does that at this point.

  4. Scarlett Johansson Glasses
    dontkillthemessenger
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    No, hon, you can’t bite through chicken bones.

    (Man Hands Alert.)

  5. Josh Duhamel Formal Mowhawk
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Fergie doesn’t have to worry about him cheating anymore. At least cheating with a woman.

  6. Khloe Kardashian Bindie
    dontkillthemessenger
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    I think I saw this episode in which Captain Kirk and Spock barely escape from the Planet of Freddy Krueger shirt wearing Chewbaccas.

  7. Wilmer Valderrama
    dontkillthemessenger
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    They’ve yet to cure his taste for high school vagina.

  8. Stephen Moyer Skateboard Dog
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Pretty much the last sentence I would associate with this picture is, “Yes, this guy bangs a really hot woman.”

  9. Verne Troyer
    dontkillthemessenger
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    When did Jessica Simpson give birth?

  10. Hugh Grant Pirate Doll
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Aye, the black whores are starboard.

  11. Ashton Kutcher Sandals Legs Crossed Lakers Game
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Where’s Ron Artest’s elbow when you need it?

  12. Justin Bieber Louis Vuitton Bag Red Sneakers
    kimmykimkim
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    A giant purse, pink headphones, pink shoes. Yep! Nothing hetero going on here.

  13. Chris Brown Rides Bus Australia Twitter
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    Wonderful, so he learned how to photoshop himself into a picture. Next assignment: Remove all those purple spots from his girlfriend pics.

  14. Justin Bieber Louis Vuitton Bag Red Sneakers
    Eddy
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    The kid doesn´t even try to be not gay

  15. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Tight Dress
    kimmykimkim
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    The last person to piss on her appears to have been very dehydrated. I don’t think it’s healthy to have that color pee.

  16. Al Pacino Stand Up Guys
    Colin
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    Even in a suit, he manages to look incredibly homeless.

  17. Chris Brown Rides Bus Australia Twitter
    Ibis
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    Down here in Australia, I beat women with my left hand.

  18. Jamie Lee Curtis
    KungFu Panda
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    We don’t need no stinkin’ Kardashians!

  19. Chris Brown Rides Bus Australia Twitter
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    Isn’t he supposed to be sitting in the back?

  20. Scarlett Johansson Glasses
    Fred
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    She’s on the set of “Stand Up Guys,” no doubt.

  21. Chris Brown Rides Bus Australia Twitter
    swalton
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    Speed 3: Bruise Control

  22. Christopher Walken Stand Up Guys
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    Hah! Well there you go. I thought “Grandpa” Al Lewis died a long time ago.

  23. Chris Brown Rides Bus Australia Twitter
    Deacon Jones
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    Is that the face he makes right before he blows a guy?

  24. Hilary Duff
    kimmykimkim
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    Ummm….

    • Cock Dr

      Hey, you know the kid is very well nourished…and isn’t that the important thing to focus on here?
      We’ll start bashing her for the baby weight next month. Because we’re understanding and respectful to new celebrity mothers on this site.

    • dooood

      …. i can work with that amount of chunky

  25. Christopher Walken Stand Up Guys
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    I think they filmed the movie The Prophecy too early because I seriously defy anyone to run into him and NOT think their time is up…

  26. Justin Bieber Louis Vuitton Bag Red Sneakers
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    He’s about to go all gay ghetto on someone’s ass.

  27. Christopher Walken Stand Up Guys
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    LOL!

    (he pushed her)

  28. Gerard Butler Lakers Game
    Colin
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    I don’t understand the effects of cocaine. Lindsay’s mouth exploded, but Gerard’s appears to have IMploded.

  29. Anne Heche Cleavage Legs Minidress
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    Bjork just called to say, “What the fuck is up with that dress?”

  30. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Tight Dress
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    Look at those lips! Is she in the running for the AFLAC gig or something?

  31. Bethenny Frankel Nipple
    Ibis
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    Is that rigor mortis of the nipples?

  32. Scarlett Johansson Glasses
    Colin
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    Her jaw hurts? Must have been one hell of a job interview.

  33. Christopher Walken Stand Up Guys
    papastryfe
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    her pootie STANKS, I tell ya. What about my belt?

  34. Tobey Maguire
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    Uh Harr Harr Harr

  35. Scarlett Johansson Glasses
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    “Ugggh I think I just bit into a piece of one of Sean Penn’s dentures…”

  36. Jamie Lee Curtis
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    Well played, black microphone. Well played, indeed.

  37. Chris Brown Rides Bus Australia Twitter
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    Oh snap. That bitch should not have stepped on his shoe.

  38. Hilary Duff
    rican
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    Hillary Puff

    • TheLilYellowOne

      I didn’t know baby weight vanished as soon as the baby was born. You must know some secret the rest of us women don’t. Her baby was born a month ago. Cut the girl some slack!

  39. Al Pacino Stand Up Guys
    Deacon Jones
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    What’s Grigs from “The Last Starfighter” doing in LA?

  40. Imogen Thomas Cleavage
    kimmykimkim
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    It’s less interesting when most of its boobs are covered, and more interesting when it’s face is covered.

  41. Jamie Lee Curtis
    stanley
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    ACTIVEEEEEEAAAAA!

  42. Jamie Lee Curtis
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    “ACTIVIA”

  43. Hilary Duff
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    Ugh. Already time to take the kid to soccer practice, mom?

  44. Gerard Depardieu Scooter
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    Coming soon to a theater near you–Gerard Depardieu in “The Val Kilmer Story”

  45. Christopher Walken Stand Up Guys
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    Wait a minute. Al Pacino is in this too. I didn’t think you could put that much batshit crazy in the same movie.

  46. Khloe Kardashian Bindie
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    So Elektra has a sequel… looks promising…

  47. Al Pacino Stand Up Guys
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    You just know the crotch of those pants is piss-stained.

  48. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Tight Dress
    joe
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    Gonna need a Jeep to get over those hills.

  49. Ian Somerhalder Bowler Hat V Neck
    Colin
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    IIIIII’m to sexy for this shiiirt, too sexy for this shiiiiirt, so seexy it huuuuurts…

  50. Pippa Middleton Butt Ass Tight Jeans
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    I’m supposed to post something here, but I’ve forgotten what that is now.

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