The Crap We Missed – Monday 4.21.14

April 21st, 2014 // 384 Comments

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed where I’ll be straight with you guys, and just tell you half of this thing is more Coachella. Because if there’s one thing rich cockholes need its TWO full weekends of acting high in VIP areas and finding inventive new ways to display your ass wares to the masses. Away from fake music festivals, we’ve got Sarah Jessica Parker taking Selena Gomez under her hoof wing, and Denise Richards looking about ten pounds away from Karen Carpentering herself, which honestly would still leave her more qualified to parent than Charlie Sheen.

What? I listen to that Christmas album every year, I’m allowed to make that joke,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Maggie Grace Legs Minidress Tribeca Film Festival
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    Best legs in Hollyweird!!!!

  2. Victoria Justice Cleavage Sister Madison Coachella
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    Yes, I’ll take them both to go please.

  3. Kendall Jenner Butt Spandex Pants Coachella
    Ronaldo
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    Hate to admit it….but she looks good in this photo.

    • Mike

      Don’t get your hopes up. Eventually that bitch Kris will fuck up her more than decent looks.

      Aside from that, Kendall has a nice tummy. I’d lick it all night.

  4. Selena Gomez Butt Tight Jeans Petting Horse
    JimBB
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    Guess which one has the higher IQ.

  5. Heidi Klum Bra See Through Shirt
    Hugh G. Rection
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    Call me crude, but I like her better topless.

  6. Gwen Stefani Bra Open Denim Jumpsuit
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    I seriously love this woman.

  7. Antonio Banderas Holy Week Procession Seville Spain
    JimBB
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    No god, PLEASE no more sex stories about you and Melanie Griffith–I BEG YOU, HAVE MERCY DURING HOLY WEEK!!

  8. Tommy Lee Cracked Out Coachella
    Pickle Nose
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    Looks like the Hep C has been good for him.

  9. Kate Walsh Legs Daisy Dukes
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    Isn’t she about 20 years too old to wear these kinds of shorts?

  10. Tommy Lee Cracked Out Coachella
    alan Alda's Nutsack
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    Holy fuck old man! Grow the hell up!

  11. Alice Cooper Super Duper Alice Cooper Premiere Tribeca Film Festival
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    Looks like he drives a cab.

  12. Kim Kardashian Huge Fat Ass
    Hugh G. Rection
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    In the old days, you could park cars a lot closer together.

  13. Victoria Justice Cleavage Sister Madison Coachella
    JimBB
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    Unless justice is not only blind but also unaware that I’m not really Brad Pitt, I don’t stand a chance.

  14. Jaden Smith Floppy Hat Kylie Jenner Legs Daisy Dukes Coachella
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    Is there a king douche at Coachella because if there is I assume this little turd was crowned it.

    • CK

      I’m more amazed at the fact that, despite all the rampant drug and alcohol consumption there, little shitheads like this one don’t get their asses kicked “when no-one’s looking” or “while everyone’s looking”.

  15. Kendall Jenner Butt Spandex Pants Coachella
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    The only one worth possible sparing.

  16. Coco Huge Ass Tight Skirt
    Hugh G. Rection
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    Bigger than Kim, but somehow I don’t mind when it’s Coco.

  17. Rory Culkin Crazy Eyes Long Hair Gabrial Premiere Tribeca Film Festival
    JimBB
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    Sadly, he’s the most well-adjusted member of his family.

  18. Alice Cooper Super Duper Alice Cooper Premiere Tribeca Film Festival
    JimBB
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    Welcome to his nightmare.

  19. Tommy Lee Cracked Out Coachella
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    Fucker is too old to be at that festival.

  20. Daniel Radcliffe Sarah Greene The Cripple of Inishmaan Opening Night After Party
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    Wishing he had an invisibility spell to get away from that icky girl.

  21. Bella Thorne Buttcheeks Daisy Dukes Tristan Klier Coachella
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    The scent of sluttiness is strong with this one. She might the most epic Disney slut to come yet.

  22. Kim Kardashian Huge Fat Ass
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    So she really does need one car to carry her and another one to carry her ass in.

  23. Daniel Radcliffe Sarah Greene The Cripple of Inishmaan Opening Night After Party
    JimBB
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    “Is it really true that you’ve been up for 2 weeks straight on meth?”

    “Yes, horrible green monster with a talking anus, it is.”

  24. Maggie Grace Legs Minidress Tribeca Film Festival
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    Thought this was Ireland Baldwin, still think it might be.

  25. Melonie Diaz Bra See Through Blouse X/Y Premiere Tribeca Film Festival
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    This Selena Gomez doppelganger looks so sad

  26. Tommy Lee Cracked Out Coachella
    JimBB
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    No seriously, I really need someone to kickstart my heart, NOW!

  27. Prince William Kate Middleton Feeding Carrot To Giraffe Taronga Zoo
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    The handler is smiling because she knows what the giraffe can do.

  28. Melonie Diaz Bra See Through Blouse X/Y Premiere Tribeca Film Festival
    JimBB
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    Justin Bieber rebound pussy candidate #1.

  29. Bruce Jenner Ponytail Pulled Through Hat Womens Flare Leg Jeans
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    Mom jeans…
    Just another step towards his transition to womanhood …

  30. Vanessa Hudgens Midriff Ripped Abs Legs Daisy Dukes Glowsticks Coachella
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    She with the DEA now? What up with all the wires on her stomach?

  31. Vanessa Hudgens Midriff Ripped Abs Legs Daisy Dukes Glowsticks Coachella
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    Yes yes yes I would do her over and over and over again, nice tight everything.

  32. Aubrey ODay Cleavage Labia Lingerie Instagram
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    My photo shop is willing to have sex with her photo shop, as for real life her and me not so much.

  33. Kiefer Sutherland Leaning On Fan
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    Whiskey, someone said there would be whiskey….

  34. Larry King Driving Wife Shawn King Birdshit On Windshield
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    CNN has nonstop coverage of the hunt for the birds that shit on Larry King’s car.

  35. Victoria Justice Cleavage Sister Madison Coachella
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    double that giggity…

  36. Prince William Kate Middleton Feeding Carrot To Giraffe Taronga Zoo
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    “See Kate, a little bit of this every so often and then you wouldn’t have to worry about getting pregnant and gaining five pounds.”

  37. Prince William Kate Middleton Feeding Carrot To Giraffe Taronga Zoo
    Flatliner
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    I can just see the price of peanut butter skyrocketing once Kate puts it on her shopping list.

  38. Anastasia Ashley Butt Bikini Instagram
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    Her best angle….

  39. Rory Culkin Crazy Eyes Long Hair Gabrial Premiere Tribeca Film Festival
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    Wait so is he playing Gabriel…

  40. Heidi Klum Bra See Through Shirt
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    Sorry you set the bar Hedi now you want to put clothes back on….

  41. Paris Hilton Leather Underwear See Through Cover Coachella
    kravdan
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    Surrounded by all her fans I see…

  42. Rihanna Cleavage Pot Leaf Nipple Pasties Instagram
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    Titties, Canada!

  43. Bruce Jenner Ponytail Pulled Through Hat Womens Flare Leg Jeans
    Flatliner
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    There must be a farmer somewhere in Iowa wearing nothing but boxers.

  44. Bruce Jenner Ponytail Pulled Through Hat Womens Flare Leg Jeans
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    Just for the record, they do not sell high-waisted jeans in the men’s section.

  45. Victoria Justice Cleavage Sister Madison Coachella
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    New beat off material. Are they legal yet?

  46. Mel B Butt Picking Wedgie
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    Well, I know what I don’t “really really want”.

  47. Maggie Grace Legs Minidress Tribeca Film Festival
    kravdan
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    Careful internet, Liam Neeson is watching you and has a particular set of skills…

  48. Irina Shayk Bikini Bunny Ears Instagram
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    Dude, what’s in his hand?? A frozen burrito?

  49. Rihanna Cleavage Pot Leaf Nipple Pasties Instagram
    Frank Burns
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    O Canada!
    Our boobs and native land!
    True boobs love in all thy boobs boobs boobs.

  50. Shia LaBeouf Dirty Clothes Skinny Pants Tucked Into Combat Boots
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    I’m not joking, is that a frozen burrito?

    • Smapdi

      On zoom it looks like a plastic tray of three-bean salad. No doubt bought at an elite deli for $25 per ounce, but its the earthy “people’s food” that keeps Shia grounded.

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