The Crap We Missed – Monday 4.21.14

April 21st, 2014 // 384 Comments

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed where I’ll be straight with you guys, and just tell you half of this thing is more Coachella. Because if there’s one thing rich cockholes need its TWO full weekends of acting high in VIP areas and finding inventive new ways to display your ass wares to the masses. Away from fake music festivals, we’ve got Sarah Jessica Parker taking Selena Gomez under her hoof wing, and Denise Richards looking about ten pounds away from Karen Carpentering herself, which honestly would still leave her more qualified to parent than Charlie Sheen.

What? I listen to that Christmas album every year, I’m allowed to make that joke,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Mel B Butt Picking Wedgie
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    Classy.

  2. Victoria Justice Cleavage Sister Madison Coachella
    Frank Burns
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    0_0 Yes please!

  3. Lauren Stoner Butt Thong Bikini
    Frank Burns
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    Got it. I ‘rolled’ with laughter. Kinda.

  4. Kim Kardashian Huge Fat Ass
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    Quite an achievement – fitting that ass between the two cars.

  5. Rihanna Cleavage Pot Leaf Nipple Pasties Instagram
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    Do I look weird without bruises? #chrisbrownlove

  6. Aubrey ODay Cleavage Labia Lingerie Instagram
    buzz
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    Her asshole must be a black hole because that counter is warping toward it.

  7. Bruce Jenner Ponytail Pulled Through Hat Womens Flare Leg Jeans
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    Because tucking in a tee shirt is always a great look for a guy….girl…whatever.

  8. Kim Kardashian Huge Fat Ass
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    You’re gonna need a wider lens!

  9. Shia LaBeouf Dirty Clothes Skinny Pants Tucked Into Combat Boots
    cajunhawk
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    Method acting for douchebags…

  10. Paris Hilton Leather Underwear See Through Cover Coachella
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    Mortdouchea

  11. Shia LaBeouf Dirty Clothes Skinny Pants Tucked Into Combat Boots
    Me too
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    That is the exact face I made trying to figure out what’s going on with his penis.

  12. Shia LaBeouf Dirty Clothes Skinny Pants Tucked Into Combat Boots
    Eric
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    Che the Beef

  13. Bella Thorne Buttcheeks Daisy Dukes Tristan Klier Coachella
    cajunhawk
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    Disney has another tasty piece they will have to keep under control…

  14. Coco Huge Ass Tight Skirt
    cajunhawk
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    Built like a midget…

  15. Prince William Kate Middleton Feeding Carrot To Giraffe Taronga Zoo
    George P. Burdell
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    Kate is supervising William’s tongue lessons.

  16. Prince William Kate Middleton Feeding Carrot To Giraffe Taronga Zoo
    yourmom
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    “I hope you’re taking notes, Your Highness…”

  17. Denise Richards Skinny Cleavage Down Blouse
    George P. Burdell
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    She is skin and bones since Charlie cut of the alimony.

  18. Mel B Butt Picking Wedgie
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    Skidmark Spice?

  19. Selena Gomez Butt Tight Jeans Petting Horse
    George P. Burdell
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    Trumping the Kardashian’s and cheating on Beiber, Selena is having a very good day.

  20. Larry King Driving Wife Shawn King Birdshit On Windshield
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    “GNNYYAHH! Sunlight!”

  21. Mel B Butt Picking Wedgie
    George P. Burdell
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    I found the car keys!

  22. Rory Culkin Crazy Eyes Long Hair Gabrial Premiere Tribeca Film Festival
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    He grew up to be a fine, strapping Jared Leto.

  23. Alice Cooper Super Duper Alice Cooper Premiere Tribeca Film Festival
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    Looks more like “Super Pooper Alice Cooper”.

  24. Paris Hilton Leather Underwear See Through Cover Coachella
    YadaYada
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    Even her barely-there leather ensemble puts horny men to sleep. She is … the most boring person in the world.

  25. Shia LaBeouf Dirty Clothes Skinny Pants Tucked Into Combat Boots
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    I want to call him a douche, but really he gets points for not being at Coachella.

  26. Shia LaBeouf Dirty Clothes Skinny Pants Tucked Into Combat Boots
    Eric
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    Hey douche-bag, if Che was in power you wouldn’t be getting paid millions of dollars for your movies and he would put your bourgeoisie ass in front of a firing squad because of you we now have the term “Shia Labeoufing” in the English language.

  27. Daniel Radcliffe Sarah Greene The Cripple of Inishmaan Opening Night After Party
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    “God DAMN, your face is tiny! FUCK!”

  28. Aubrey ODay Cleavage Labia Lingerie Instagram
    YadaYada
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    She looks like a high dollar prostitute here — and I say that in the most flattering way possible. But she still looks like a prostitute.

  29. Larry King Driving Wife Shawn King Birdshit On Windshield
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    I loved her in Batman.

  30. Heidi Klum Bra See Through Shirt
    George P. Burdell
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    Who gave her her clothes back?

  31. Irina Shayk Bikini Bunny Ears Instagram
    muah
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    Why the cheap bra?

  32. Paris Hilton Leather Underwear See Through Cover Coachella
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    Dripping with fringe.
    And chlamydia.

  33. Kiefer Sutherland Leaning On Fan
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    Not content with giving his fans a simple photobombed selfie they’ll never forget, Kiefer likes to go the extra distance by setting them on fire afterwards.

  34. Selena Gomez Butt Tight Jeans Petting Horse
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    “Our sex tape is going to be bigger than Kim Kardashian’s”

  35. Prince William Kate Middleton Feeding Carrot To Giraffe Taronga Zoo
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    What an absurd creature. Giraffe is weird too.

  36. Dita Von Teese Cleavage Coachella
    Mememem
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    Keeping it classy…love her!

  37. Daniel Radcliffe Sarah Greene The Cripple of Inishmaan Opening Night After Party
    George P. Burdell
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    I’ll show you some 70′s bush for 50 quid.

  38. Phoebe Price Cleavage Coachella
    j/k
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    With 90% of her face covered she doesn’t look half bad.

  39. Prince William Kate Middleton Feeding Carrot To Giraffe Taronga Zoo
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    Pssshhhh… My stepmother can do better….

  40. Alessandra Ambrosio Bikini Coachella
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    Hippy for a day hot.

  41. Coco Huge Ass Tight Skirt
    bustadimes
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    That’s just comical.

  42. Vanessa Hudgens Midriff Ripped Abs Legs Daisy Dukes Glowsticks Coachella
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    “Look at me, look at me dude, I’m a hippy, dammit look at me!”

  43. Mel B Butt Picking Wedgie
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    You can take the ho out of the ghetto…

  44. Bruce Jenner Ponytail Pulled Through Hat Womens Flare Leg Jeans
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    Talking shit about Bruce is slowly evolving towards a hate crime.

  45. Rory Culkin Crazy Eyes Long Hair Gabrial Premiere Tribeca Film Festival
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    Mr and Mrs Justice needs to produce more for man-kinds sake,,,,,,this bunch,,,not so much.

  46. Aubrey ODay Cleavage Labia Lingerie Instagram
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    She’s morphing into Shauna Sand… And that is not a good thing…

  47. Victoria Justice Cleavage Sister Madison Coachella
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    Giggity…

  48. Rihanna Cleavage Pot Leaf Nipple Pasties Instagram
    Hugh G. Rection
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    She’s pretty hot when her tattoos aren’t in the picture.

  49. Shia LaBeouf Dirty Clothes Skinny Pants Tucked Into Combat Boots
    Ronaldo
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    Are those the only pair of pants he owns?? He is always wearing them.

  50. Mel B Butt Picking Wedgie
    Hugh G. Rection
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    Let me help you with that.

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