Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed where one picture portrays that at any given moment there’s an unlimited number of Australian transsexuals just waiting to replace Fergie, as well as David Beckham getting a yellow card for cock-blocking and Hilary Duff still wearing those maternity clothes. I mean it’s been what, two weeks already? (Please send all hate mail to producer@www.thesuperficial.com/you-obviously-dont-know-where-you-are-right-now)
Isn’t being a sickly child torture enough without this and/or this happening to you? For shame, Russia,
- Photo Boy
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I didn’t know “Spring Breakers” was a remake of “The Spy Who Loved Me.”
“Mother, your left leg is exposed.”
When I think of engaging the next generation of leaders at college campuses, the first thing to come to mind is ‘yeaaauhhh, OK, usha, usha, usha’
Hahahaha, seriously. That was hilarious.
I’d still pound that ass into powder
i was always more of a joyce dewitt fan.
she had a cuter tush
At her age, all you would have to do is touch it.
Why does have Bieber’s dick in his hands?
D to the O to the uche
I didn’t know kicking the ball was a valid move…
“Ill have two shots of your skin pigment with my coffee please”
Isn’t it bad enough that little girl is sick, do they have to send this diseased walking corpse in to make things worse ?
“You know what? Cancel the skirt steak sandwich, I’ll just have a salad.”
Senator Barbara Boxer for the photobomb win.
“Huh … I can see through to the other side … “
This is Fergie in front of the HD camera. (30 Rock)
This is just cruel, dressing up a side of beef in a blonde wig and pink dress and bringing it to a children’s hospital.
So his nose is straight. It’s everything else that’s off by miles.
Hip, trendy,…dead.
‘Don’t you worry, Mr. O’Brien – your Bell’s Palsy is our secret.’
What’s the weight capacity of a Yamaha piano… more or less than your average elevator?
(bites neck)
“GIVE ME YOUTH!!!! “
The guy in the back is also wondering if that’s a man or a woman.
Damn right. I’d like to see everyone in Hollywood do six months National Service.
No thank you ma’am, I already have a housekeeper.
“Would you hand me my bag?…Thank you, Thing.”
Is that Joe Pesci’s car?
You’re fuckin’ out!
Next up, twins. It’s a blue ticket, number Thirty Three!
Cankle convention.
Tabitha Takes Over Odintsovo Children’s Hospital
That ref doesn’t seem happy. Is it a yellow card to stare at an opposing player’s balls?
I’m going to ignore that P.U. next to her ass.
The eyes are the windows to the soul.
Like sister, like brother.
Keep-it-together-Keep-it-together-Keep-it-together-Keep-it-together…..
Can I wear the Scream mask? The mask from Scream… when I do you from behind…
I thought Bloomberg had a plan to herd the bums off the streets.
that was giuliani. bloomberg just wants to take everybody’s money with parking tickets.
I’ll let someone else make the “Magic Mountains” joke here. I’m better than that.
“The reports of my death are quite understandable”
this is money as fuck.
Brilliant
Wait… Antonio Banderas is in a picture with a woman and he’s not groping her?
To be fair, I’m not really sure that’s a woman.
Then again, the same could be said about Melanie Griffith.
Let’s play guess the disease…
- what disease is causing him to be so cold in moderate temps in NY?
- what disease is causing the rest of his body to shrink while his nose remains the same?
Oh, so Jewish is a disease now, Shitler?
Oh, so Jewish is a disease now, Shitler?
What’s really cool is that for Halloween he simply looks sideways and he’s a Pontiac!
Is that your knee or are you happy to see shim
Well, they know the girl wasn’t originally in the hospital for herpes.
Yes, I do know where the vagina is.
No, I don’t want yours.
I’m sure it would have been cheaper to just let Kid Rock play himself in this movie
Behold the death star to my self esteem.
This has really got my donger donging at me.
Time to have the assistant help pull on and fasten the pants, get the hell out of the house away from the screaming infant and hit the stores.
I think this will be ok as long as she keeps the shades on and doesn’t come any closer.
DO NOT ZOOM ON THE KNEES.
Trying to see the shoes, eh Doc?
Is she really missing BOTH her lower canines?
oh, and….. Pippa?!?
Hey, Topher! Now that the beard grew in, you can finally star in the Sam Ronson biopic.
I thought for sure Photo Boy would use the cupcake licking photo.
It seems made for this site.
http://www.people.com/people/package/gallery/0,,20267558_20583652,00.html?stitched#21141499
She has the hands of a 90 year old woman.
Holy shit, did her face move?