The Crap We Missed – Monday 4.2.12

April 2nd, 2012 // 524 Comments

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed where one picture portrays that at any given moment there’s an unlimited number of Australian transsexuals just waiting to replace Fergie, as well as David Beckham getting a yellow card for cock-blocking and Hilary Duff still wearing those maternity clothes. I mean it’s been what, two weeks already? (Please send all hate mail to producer@www.thesuperficial.com/you-obviously-dont-know-where-you-are-right-now)

Isn’t being a sickly child torture enough without this and/or this happening to you? For shame, Russia,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. James Franco Cornrows Grill Spring Breakers
    Commented on this photo:

    I didn’t know “Spring Breakers” was a remake of “The Spy Who Loved Me.”

  2. Maria Shriver Christina Schwarzenegger Bikini
    Deacon Jones
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    “Mother, your left leg is exposed.”

  3. Usher
    Richard McBeef
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    When I think of engaging the next generation of leaders at college campuses, the first thing to come to mind is ‘yeaaauhhh, OK, usha, usha, usha’

  4. Suzanne Somers Cleavage Laying On Piano
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    I’d still pound that ass into powder

  5. Usher
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    Why does have Bieber’s dick in his hands?

  6. James Franco Cornrows Grill Spring Breakers
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    D to the O to the uche

  7. Venus Williams High Kick Short Shorts
    Colin
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    I didn’t know kicking the ball was a valid move…

  8. Conan O'Brien
    Deacon Jones
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    “Ill have two shots of your skin pigment with my coffee please”

  9. Brigitte Neilsen Hugging Child In Russian Childrens Hospital
    Bonky
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    Isn’t it bad enough that little girl is sick, do they have to send this diseased walking corpse in to make things worse ?

  10. Conan O'Brien
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    “You know what? Cancel the skirt steak sandwich, I’ll just have a salad.”

  11. Chris Rock
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    Senator Barbara Boxer for the photobomb win.

  12. Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban
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    “Huh … I can see through to the other side … “

  13. Will.i.am Bow Up Doll
    dontkillthemessenger
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    This is Fergie in front of the HD camera. (30 Rock)

  14. Brigitte Neilsen Hugging Child In Russian Childrens Hospital
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    This is just cruel, dressing up a side of beef in a blonde wig and pink dress and bringing it to a children’s hospital.

  15. Liam Neeson
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    So his nose is straight. It’s everything else that’s off by miles.

  16. Tara Reid No Bra Nipple Sweatshirt Hat
    Deacon Jones
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    Hip, trendy,…dead.

  17. Conan O'Brien
    Senor Trout
    Commented on this photo:

    ‘Don’t you worry, Mr. O’Brien – your Bell’s Palsy is our secret.’

  18. Suzanne Somers Cleavage Laying On Piano
    dontkillthemessenger
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    What’s the weight capacity of a Yamaha piano… more or less than your average elevator?

  19. Brigitte Neilsen Hugging Child In Russian Childrens Hospital
    Deacon Jones
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    (bites neck)

    “GIVE ME YOUTH!!!! “

  20. Famke Janssen
    dontkillthemessenger
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    The guy in the back is also wondering if that’s a man or a woman.

  21. Antonio Banderas
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    Damn right. I’d like to see everyone in Hollywood do six months National Service.

  22. Conan O'Brien
    DeucePickle
    Commented on this photo:

    No thank you ma’am, I already have a housekeeper.

  23. Maria Menounos Butt Yoga Pants DWTS
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    “Would you hand me my bag?…Thank you, Thing.”

  24. Maria Menounos Butt Yoga Pants DWTS
    Deacon Jones
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    Is that Joe Pesci’s car?

  25. James Franco Cornrows Grill Spring Breakers
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    You’re fuckin’ out!

  26. Carmen Electra Russain Children's Hospital
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
    Commented on this photo:

    Next up, twins. It’s a blue ticket, number Thirty Three!

  27. Maria Shriver Christina Schwarzenegger Bikini
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Cankle convention.

  28. Brigitte Neilsen Hugging Child In Russian Childrens Hospital
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    Tabitha Takes Over Odintsovo Children’s Hospital

  29. David Beckham LA Galaxy
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    That ref doesn’t seem happy. Is it a yellow card to stare at an opposing player’s balls?

  30. Katrina Bowden Butt Minidress
    dontkillthemessenger
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    I’m going to ignore that P.U. next to her ass.

  31. Tara Reid No Bra Nipple Sweatshirt Hat
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    The eyes are the windows to the soul.

  32. Topher Grace Beard
    dontkillthemessenger
    Commented on this photo:

    Like sister, like brother.

  33. Eddie Murphy White Track Suit
    I'm A Jerk
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    Keep-it-together-Keep-it-together-Keep-it-together-Keep-it-together…..

  34. James Franco Cornrows Grill Spring Breakers
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    Can I wear the Scream mask? The mask from Scream… when I do you from behind…

  35. Tara Reid No Bra Nipple Sweatshirt Hat
    dontkillthemessenger
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    I thought Bloomberg had a plan to herd the bums off the streets.

  36. Salma Hayek Cleavage
    DeucePickle
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    I’ll let someone else make the “Magic Mountains” joke here. I’m better than that.

  37. Val Kilmer Mark Twain Make Up
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    “The reports of my death are quite understandable”

  38. Antonio Banderas
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Wait… Antonio Banderas is in a picture with a woman and he’s not groping her?

    To be fair, I’m not really sure that’s a woman.

    Then again, the same could be said about Melanie Griffith.

  39. Jeff Goldblum Emilie Livingston Parkas
    dontkillthemessenger
    Commented on this photo:

    Let’s play guess the disease…

    - what disease is causing him to be so cold in moderate temps in NY?
    - what disease is causing the rest of his body to shrink while his nose remains the same?

  40. Eddie Murphy White Track Suit
    slippinx12
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    Is that your knee or are you happy to see shim

  41. Brigitte Neilsen Hugging Child In Russian Childrens Hospital
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Well, they know the girl wasn’t originally in the hospital for herpes.

  42. Venus Williams High Kick Short Shorts
    dontkillthemessenger
    Commented on this photo:

    Yes, I do know where the vagina is.
    No, I don’t want yours.

  43. James Franco Cornrows Grill Spring Breakers
    slippinx12
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    I’m sure it would have been cheaper to just let Kid Rock play himself in this movie

  44. Heidi Klum Tight Dress Boots
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    Behold the death star to my self esteem.

  45. Maria Menounos Butt Yoga Pants DWTS
    DeucePickle
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    This has really got my donger donging at me.

  46. Hilary Duff Post Baby Weight Tights Sweatshirt Hat
    Cock Dr
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    Time to have the assistant help pull on and fasten the pants, get the hell out of the house away from the screaming infant and hit the stores.

  47. Elle Macpherson Tight Dress
    Cock Dr
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    I think this will be ok as long as she keeps the shades on and doesn’t come any closer.
    DO NOT ZOOM ON THE KNEES.

  48. Katrina Bowden Butt Minidress
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    Is she really missing BOTH her lower canines?

    oh, and….. Pippa?!?

  49. Topher Grace Beard
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    Hey, Topher! Now that the beard grew in, you can finally star in the Sam Ronson biopic.

  50. Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban
    Cock Dr
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    I thought for sure Photo Boy would use the cupcake licking photo.
    It seems made for this site.
    http://www.people.com/people/package/gallery/0,,20267558_20583652,00.html?stitched#21141499

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