Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed where one picture portrays that at any given moment there’s an unlimited number of Australian transsexuals just waiting to replace Fergie, as well as David Beckham getting a yellow card for cock-blocking and Hilary Duff still wearing those maternity clothes. I mean it’s been what, two weeks already? (Please send all hate mail to producer@www.thesuperficial.com/you-obviously-dont-know-where-you-are-right-now)
Isn’t being a sickly child torture enough without this and/or this happening to you? For shame, Russia,
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Scary Spice is freakin’ me out.
In before college kid says herp and/or derp.
It’s the fembot equivalent of a BSoD.
Bury me in the sand with her friend!
O.K. Will, switching up your game,eh?
Fuck off.
I got sunburned in Minnesota on Sunday so I’m guessing there is little need for the Arctic wear, Jeffrey.
Clearly this is the only acceptable viewing angle of Serena.
E-diddy
1000 words, or less.
A round man cannot be expected to fit in a square hole right away. He must have time to modify his shape.
The Ice Man balloneth.
“Hey Kim…’sup?”
(not seen) Eddie Murphy sucking miniature inflatable transexual’s toes.
Saddam and Satan are still my favorite happy domestic gay couple.
The lady behind Chris Rock is wondering if we are getting a good shot of his LiLo-style yellow teeth.
Or she is noting with alarm that he’s armed with Skittles. Sit your ground, lady!
Beach funerals are the best. Gotta bury ‘em pretty fucking deep, though.
Not pictured: One of her grandkids just off camera trying desperately to hide his face.
If that lycra blows it could take out an entire city block.
Lindsay Lohan is looking good
Can we get an I.D. on her “friend?”
Well, who better to mentor him on California’s statutory rape laws?
Now we see where Serena got the sand from…
Looks like he just got a lap dance from Justin Bieber.
So THAT’s how they built the pyramids…
Why does she have a Fergie doll on her wrist?
Oh shit, Tom’s here and he just crawled up my leg and into my panties again!
Robert Englund likes to go out in public in full Krueger make-up just to see people’s reactions.
Not the kind of luck he thought that green jacket would bring him…
Shit, hit the reset button!
Wearing eyeliner doesn’t make him less of a man. The tiny penis takes care of that.
Nicole Kidman, shocked that her face just moved.
He looks like the video game version of himself.
Caught: Jonas brother praying for Fez’s Fez…
Just keep her and her brats away from my camera collection!
Get off me you old slut!
Harpies.
This way grandpa.
Is he playing Mark Twain’s corpse?
So… if the car is going 80 miles an hour…
Even he doesn’t know he’s still alive.
Sean Paul is looking a little downsy, no?
I thought Gerard Depardieu died already.
Depardieu’s not dead but I definitely did a double take when I saw Val Kilmer’s name instead.
The exact moment Tom’s gay rumors began to make sense….
You’d think he could do better but she doesn’t mind when he dissolves his donut with sputum.
Wolverine, the meth years…
Looks like he wants a little brown sugar in his coco…
Yay! Been waiting forever for his duet with Ke$ha!
Those white specs are not graininess in the photo. It’s what happens when you don’t let him touch his balls for more than 5 minutes.
Awwhhh this is the drunken party slut Tara Reid we’ve come to forget about…
Do yoga pants really need a faux belt? It’s kind of like that extra row of buttons on a double breasted jacket.
Those are the hand positions of two men trying not to get caught feeling each other up.