The Crap We Missed – Monday 4.2.12

April 2nd, 2012 // 524 Comments

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed where one picture portrays that at any given moment there’s an unlimited number of Australian transsexuals just waiting to replace Fergie, as well as David Beckham getting a yellow card for cock-blocking and Hilary Duff still wearing those maternity clothes. I mean it’s been what, two weeks already? (Please send all hate mail to producer@www.thesuperficial.com/you-obviously-dont-know-where-you-are-right-now)

Isn’t being a sickly child torture enough without this and/or this happening to you? For shame, Russia,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Serena Williams Bikini Twitter
    Contusion
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    Scary Spice is freakin’ me out.

  2. Conan O'Brien
    Richard McBeef
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    In before college kid says herp and/or derp.

  3. Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban
    Richard McBeef
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    It’s the fembot equivalent of a BSoD.

  4. Serena Williams Bikini Twitter
    Box
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    Bury me in the sand with her friend!

  5. Will.i.am Bow Up Doll
    amir
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    O.K. Will, switching up your game,eh?

  6. Jeff Goldblum Emilie Livingston Parkas
    Richard McBeef
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    I got sunburned in Minnesota on Sunday so I’m guessing there is little need for the Arctic wear, Jeffrey.

  7. Serena Williams Bikini Twitter
    Dick Hell
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    Clearly this is the only acceptable viewing angle of Serena.

  8. Eddie Murphy White Track Suit
    Contusion
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    E-diddy

  9. Eddie Murphy White Track Suit
    nick
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    1000 words, or less.

  10. Val Kilmer Mark Twain Make Up
    Richard McBeef
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    A round man cannot be expected to fit in a square hole right away. He must have time to modify his shape.

  11. Usher
    The Pope
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    “Hey Kim…’sup?”

  12. Will.i.am Bow Up Doll
    Dick Hell
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    (not seen) Eddie Murphy sucking miniature inflatable transexual’s toes.

  13. Wilmer Valderrama Joe Jonas
    Dick Hell
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    Saddam and Satan are still my favorite happy domestic gay couple.

  14. Chris Rock
    monkeylaughter
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    The lady behind Chris Rock is wondering if we are getting a good shot of his LiLo-style yellow teeth.

  15. Maria Shriver Christina Schwarzenegger Bikini
    Dick Hell
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    Beach funerals are the best. Gotta bury ‘em pretty fucking deep, though.

  16. Suzanne Somers Cleavage Laying On Piano
    EricLr
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    Not pictured: One of her grandkids just off camera trying desperately to hide his face.

  17. Hilary Duff Post Baby Weight Tights Sweatshirt Hat
    Dick Hell
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    If that lycra blows it could take out an entire city block.

  18. Carmen Electra Russain Children's Hospital
    jimbob
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    Lindsay Lohan is looking good

  19. Serena Williams Bikini Twitter
    it had to be said
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    Can we get an I.D. on her “friend?”

  20. Wilmer Valderrama Joe Jonas
    EricLr
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    Well, who better to mentor him on California’s statutory rape laws?

  21. Venus Williams High Kick Short Shorts
    Paddy McC
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    Now we see where Serena got the sand from…

  22. Usher
    Dick Hell
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    Looks like he just got a lap dance from Justin Bieber.

  23. Serena Williams Bikini Twitter
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    So THAT’s how they built the pyramids…

  24. Will.i.am Bow Up Doll
    it had to be said
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    Why does she have a Fergie doll on her wrist?

  25. Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban
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    Oh shit, Tom’s here and he just crawled up my leg and into my panties again!

  26. Conan O'Brien
    Contusion
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    Robert Englund likes to go out in public in full Krueger make-up just to see people’s reactions.

  27. Will.i.am Bow Up Doll
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    Not the kind of luck he thought that green jacket would bring him…

  28. Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban
    EricLr
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    Shit, hit the reset button!

  29. Heidi Klum Tight Dress Boots
    Contusion
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    Nicole Kidman, shocked that her face just moved.

  30. Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban
    Dick Hell
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    Wearing eyeliner doesn’t make him less of a man. The tiny penis takes care of that.

  31. Liam Neeson
    Contusion
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    He looks like the video game version of himself.

  32. Wilmer Valderrama Joe Jonas
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    Caught: Jonas brother praying for Fez’s Fez…

  33. Heidi Klum Tight Dress Boots
    Dick Hell
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    Just keep her and her brats away from my camera collection!

  34. Brigitte Neilsen Hugging Child In Russian Childrens Hospital
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    Get off me you old slut!

  35. Maria Shriver Christina Schwarzenegger Bikini
    catapostrophe
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    Harpies.

  36. Jeff Goldblum Emilie Livingston Parkas
    Contusion
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    This way grandpa.

  37. Val Kilmer Mark Twain Make Up
    EricLr
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    Is he playing Mark Twain’s corpse?

  38. Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban
    fartbucket
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    So… if the car is going 80 miles an hour…

  39. Topher Grace Beard
    EricLr
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    Even he doesn’t know he’s still alive.

  40. James Franco Cornrows Grill Spring Breakers
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    Sean Paul is looking a little downsy, no?

  41. Val Kilmer Mark Twain Make Up
    Contusion
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    I thought Gerard Depardieu died already.

    • fartbucket

      Depardieu’s not dead but I definitely did a double take when I saw Val Kilmer’s name instead.

  42. Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban
    your mom
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    The exact moment Tom’s gay rumors began to make sense….

  43. Jeff Goldblum Emilie Livingston Parkas
    Dick Hell
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    You’d think he could do better but she doesn’t mind when he dissolves his donut with sputum.

  44. Topher Grace Beard
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    Wolverine, the meth years…

  45. Conan O'Brien
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    Looks like he wants a little brown sugar in his coco…

  46. Will.i.am Bow Up Doll
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    Yay! Been waiting forever for his duet with Ke$ha!

  47. David Beckham LA Galaxy
    fartbucket
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    Those white specs are not graininess in the photo. It’s what happens when you don’t let him touch his balls for more than 5 minutes.

  48. Tara Reid No Bra Nipple Sweatshirt Hat
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    Awwhhh this is the drunken party slut Tara Reid we’ve come to forget about…

  49. Maria Menounos Butt Yoga Pants DWTS
    Contusion
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    Do yoga pants really need a faux belt? It’s kind of like that extra row of buttons on a double breasted jacket.

  50. Wilmer Valderrama Joe Jonas
    Colin
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    Those are the hand positions of two men trying not to get caught feeling each other up.

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