The Crap We Missed – Monday 4.16.12

April 16th, 2012 // 603 Comments

In the spirit of Leighton Meester’s ass crack, we put the first Final Five pic upfront today. I believe “heroes” is the word you’re looking for.

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed which surprisingly includes only one pic from Coachella, which only exists because Rihanna didn’t want her Twitter fans to miss out on the vantage point that the entire Coachella security detail and a dirty, fake-hippie with a half-full bottle of rum totes banged all weekend. We’ve also got Tyrese, the ever classy gentleman, offering a ride home to this nice young lady, as well as James Franco who couldn’t look more like a pedophile if he tried. Wait, scratch that.

Raise your hand if your mommy threw the toaster into the tub with you again today,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Christie Brinkley Cleavage Tight Dress
    Banto
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    oh my God tits

  2. Kelly Brook Cleavage Twitter
    Banto
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    oh Jesus tits.

  3. Chris Brown Humps Microphone Supafest
    Dick Hell
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    He should have gotten that Jesus tat on his fist so he could say, “Don’t blame me bitch, JESUS is the one hitting you.”

  4. Kelly Brook Cleavage Twitter
    Banto
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    Oh tits.

  5. Selma Blair Husband Jason Bleick Son Arthur
    dooood
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    think fast!!

  6. Lauren Pope Cleavage
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    There is no way that’s made of flesh.

  7. Helen Hunt Butt Bikini Body Suit
    unimate
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    100% better than I would have expected, actually.

  8. Rumer Willis Tight Dress My Valentine
    Batman
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    Jay Leno just got a boner.

  9. Kelly Brook Cleavage Twitter
    Banto
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    And it’s time for porn.

  10. Jade Foret Cleavage Bikini
    Batman
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    Somebody should tell her that sun dries out leather.

  11. Kelly Brook Cleavage Twitter
    Frank Burns
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    Bravo to PB for both variety and quality of bikini shots today, and for the ordering of images that makes it look like Phoebe Price scared Jason Statham and made Fran Drescher laugh with shared embarrassment.

  12. Kendra Wilkinson Cleavage Sunburn
    Dick Hell
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    Maybe she doesn’t practice martial arts but it looks like she’s used her face to splinter a headboard or two.

  13. Kelly Brook Cleavage Twitter
    dooood
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    yes please

  14. Phoebe Price Cleavage Bikini
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    Photo shoot for what? Giant Nostrils Weekly?

  15. James Franco Scruffy Beard Signing The Dangerous Book Four Boys
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    You can tell he’s going over the edge…

  16. Lo Bosworth Cleavage Coachella
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    I wiki-ed this girl and I hope that is the lowest point of my day.

  17. Kelly Brook Cleavage Twitter
    dooood
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    THANK YOU

  18. Christie Brinkley Cleavage Tight Dress
    Batman
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    This woman has provided my family with three generations of boners.

  19. Halle Berry Cleavage
    EricLr
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    Hello, I’m Diana Ross now.

  20. Helen Hunt Butt Bikini Body Suit
    EricLr
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    Not bad for an 80-year-old.

  21. Lauren Pope Cleavage
    Dick Hell
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    Wait, they could have had this and they went with that old German guy? I’ll never understand religion.

  22. Chris Brown Humps Microphone Supafest
    Billybob
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    “You do feel a bit of a pinch when a seagull tries to blow you.”

  23. William Levy Maria Menounos Butt Yoga Pants DWTS
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    Dammit they’re bigger than mine!

  24. Val Kilmer Hat Comic-Con
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    I gotta tip my hat to the guy, he let himself go and he just doesn’t give a shit.

  25. Steven Seagal Scarf
    EricLr
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    It’s the anti-Chuck Norris.

  26. Rumer Willis Tight Dress My Valentine
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    Yikes!

  27. Jim Carrey Anastasia Vitkina
    Dick Hell
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    Jim’s dating Robert Plant? Good for him!

  28. Steven Seagal Scarf
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    Hey Steven, the bar called and said if you bring back their curtains they won’t press charges.

  29. William Ragsdale
    Just here for the laughs
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    Hey now, he’s from my hood.

  30. Louise Redknapp Bikini
    cc
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    Mmmmm, licorice!

  31. Jim Carrey Anastasia Vitkina
    BlackAndWhite.Minstrel
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    Does he go anywhere without that Cocker Spaniel?

  32. Christie Brinkley Cleavage Tight Dress
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    Again with Grandma Barbie.

  33. Val Kilmer Hat Comic-Con
    Just here for the laughs
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    Surely he’s beefing up for a future role in Marlon Brando: The Fat Years?

  34. James Franco Scruffy Beard Signing The Dangerous Book Four Boys
    cc
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    If Madonna can do it…

  35. Phoebe Price Cleavage Bikini
    Dick Hell
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    Boner -Boy wouldn’t give her the time of day, well, maybe a semi if he can call her Mommy.

  36. William Ragsdale
    EricLr
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    No ma’am, I’m not a waiter here.

    I was in Herman’s Head and Fright Night

    …..No, not the one with Collin Farrell. The original.

    Look, just give me your order.

  37. Jason Statham GMA
    cc
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    Did you just say that I’ve only been in two good movies and the rest are shite?

  38. Brooke Shields
    Just here for the laughs
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    Best way to defend yourself from gingers? Wield your own ginger!

  39. Brooke Shields
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    “Everybody raise their hand who thinks I’m the coolest, well adjusted, not crazy Mom in the whole world.”

  40. Jim Carrey Anastasia Vitkina
    ChickenHawk
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    Klingon sex is da best!

  41. Tyrese Gibson
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    “OK, show it to me first.”

  42. Val Kilmer Hat Comic-Con
    EricLr
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    And then I spent my last bit of money on a pile of cocaine *this* big.

  43. Tyrese Gibson
    Just here for the laughs
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    Oh I’m sorry, I thought you were Britney Spears.

  44. Fran Drescher Cleavage Yellow Teeth
    ChickenHawk
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    She’s a JILF…

  45. Helen Hunt Butt Bikini Body Suit
    The Pope
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    So much for “the thrill of the Hunt”.

  46. Rumer Willis Tight Dress My Valentine
    Dick Hell
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    It’s obvious what she’s trying to achieve with that dress. Add spinning pinwheels to her tits and a strobe light flashing our of her hoo-hah and we might not notice her chin for a couple seconds.

  47. Zooey Deschanel Cleavage My Valentine
    ChickenHawk
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    Who’s that girl? It’s Nega Jess…

  48. Brooke Shields
    EricLr
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    And that was the day I realized that Mommy was just using me as a prop to get people to take pictures of her.

  49. Val Kilmer Hat Comic-Con
    Billybob
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    “I once ate a cheeseburger THIS–no wait. I twice ate a… no wait…”

  50. Kendra Wilkinson Cleavage Sunburn
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    Doesn’t look like she’ll be needing their services again anytime soon.

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