The Crap We Missed – Monday 4.16.12

April 16th, 2012 // 603 Comments

In the spirit of Leighton Meester’s ass crack, we put the first Final Five pic upfront today. I believe “heroes” is the word you’re looking for.

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed which surprisingly includes only one pic from Coachella, which only exists because Rihanna didn’t want her Twitter fans to miss out on the vantage point that the entire Coachella security detail and a dirty, fake-hippie with a half-full bottle of rum totes banged all weekend. We’ve also got Tyrese, the ever classy gentleman, offering a ride home to this nice young lady, as well as James Franco who couldn’t look more like a pedophile if he tried. Wait, scratch that.

Raise your hand if your mommy threw the toaster into the tub with you again today,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. James Franco Scruffy Beard Signing The Dangerous Book Four Boys
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    Nobody except James Franco thinks that James Franco is awesome.

  2. Steven Seagal Scarf
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    “One! One silly scarf! Ahh ahh ahh ahh ahh!”

  3. Channing Tatum Jonah Hill Police Uniform Squad Car 21 Jump Street
    BlackAndWhite.Minstrel
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    Since the law is such a joke they probably won’t mind I downloaded it

  4. Brooke Shields
    slippinx12
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    Zombie Apocalypse, patient zero. Remember this moment and how we all did nothing.

  5. Rihanna Butt Cut Off Shorts Coachella Twitter
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    We get it, you’re a skank. Stop trying so hard.

  6. Brooke Shields
    Sheppy
    Commented on this photo:

    HA HA HA HA HA. HA HA HA HA HA HA. HA HA. HA.

  7. Nicolette Sheridan Butt Bikini
    Boo
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    Great body shame about the face she looks like a pissed neighbour I use to live by.

  8. William Ragsdale
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    Sit on it, Potsie.

  9. Jim Carrey Anastasia Vitkina
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    Bangs.

    Bangs are what is needed here.

  10. Jim Carrey Anastasia Vitkina
    Batman
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    Well, at least she doesn’t need reflectors when she rides he bike at night.

  11. Lo Bosworth Cleavage Coachella
    Boo
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    Who??

  12. Jim Carrey Anastasia Vitkina
    Banto
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    Guess he really enjoys head.

  13. Fran Drescher Cleavage Yellow Teeth
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    Despite this being a static image that produces no sound, I can still hear that laugh.

  14. Seal Deltra Goodrem Kiss Logie Awards
    Frank Burns
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    Someone got a manicure! Or possibly, leprosy.

  15. Jim Carrey Anastasia Vitkina
    KimmyGabbler
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    MY PRECIOUS

  16. Louise Redknapp Bikini
    Boo
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    I like . . .

  17. Fran Drescher Cleavage Yellow Teeth
    Bonky
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    My god, they’re still doing the TV land awards ? How many times can you come up with “the best of” from a bunch of crap made 40 years ago ? You should only get to pick winners for this once and that’s it.

  18. Chris Brown Humps Microphone Supafest
    slippinx12
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    Did we finally ship him to Australia like they used to do with criminals?

  19. Lauren Pope Cleavage
    Boo
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    LIke more . . .

  20. Rumer Willis Tight Dress My Valentine
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    She needs to learn her good angles.

    This is not one of them.

  21. Channing Tatum Jonah Hill Police Uniform Squad Car 21 Jump Street
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    21 Jump Street wasn’t a comedy. Unless you think Holly Robinson crying in the shower after being raped on a case is funny.

    Then again, this is The Superficial …

  22. Phoebe Price Cleavage Bikini
    Batman
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    Gross.

  23. Phoebe Price Cleavage Bikini
    Sheppy
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    Still unpretty.

  24. Halle Berry Cleavage
    Frank Burns
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    “I’m wearing leopard print, but just between us gals, I’m totally a cougar! Hahahaha . . . ahem.”

  25. Phoebe Price Cleavage Bikini
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    Instead of “Click click click” the camera goes “Wonk wonk wonk.”

  26. Steven Seagal Scarf
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    Scarier than Nugent!

  27. Hayley Atwell Cleavage The Olivier Awards
    Sheppy
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    I thought she was naked for 0.25 seconds when the picture loaded. Was disappointed after that.

  28. Val Kilmer Hat Comic-Con
    Dick Hell
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    You can always tell when somebody is describing Goatse.

  29. Halle Berry Cleavage
    Billybob
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    “Y’all can tell that Pussycat bitch this is how you do this shit.”

  30. Christie Brinkley Cleavage Tight Dress
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    She’s 57 years old. None of us will ever look this awesome at 57. Hell, I’ll be happy if I still have marginal control over my excretory functions.

    Well played, Christie Brinkley.

  31. Nicolette Sheridan Butt Bikini
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    Holy shit, Cloris Leachman looks hot!

  32. Jim Carrey Anastasia Vitkina
    slippinx12
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    His next movie is premiering on her 5head

  33. Seal Deltra Goodrem Kiss Logie Awards
    Billybob
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    Poor girl looks like this experience will leave her scarred for life.

  34. Zooey Deschanel Cleavage My Valentine
    Banto
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    It’s times like this when I think of Katy Perry and Zooey Deschanel wearing lingerie in my kitchen making me a vodka martini.

  35. Kelly Brook Cleavage Twitter
    Wilco Test
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    And that, my friends, is how you turn 3 photos into the Final Five…

  36. Jade Foret Cleavage Bikini
    DeucePickle
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    I guess this is an ad for umbrellas ?

  37. Fran Drescher Cleavage Yellow Teeth
    Batman
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    Talk about a “shit eating grin”…her teeth are still brown.

  38. Steven Seagal Scarf
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    Bloat and Pleather
    Bloat and Pleather
    Now I’m ready for any weather
    Bloat and Pleather
    Bloat and Pleather
    Tickle my bum with a feather

  39. Val Kilmer Hat Comic-Con
    Chuck Nunchuck
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    Aliens.

  40. Fran Drescher Cleavage Yellow Teeth
    slippinx12
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    HR was pissed when they found out where all the paperclips went

  41. Tyrese Gibson
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    “Yeah, okay, but your friend is $50 extra.”

  42. Jim Carrey Anastasia Vitkina
    sexyman48
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    That forehead is evil genius big.

  43. Zooey Deschanel Cleavage My Valentine
    Batman
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    She looks as tired of herself as everyone else is.

  44. Steven Seagal Scarf
    Billybob
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    The scarf is actually the most badass thing in this photo.

  45. Chris Brown Humps Microphone Supafest
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    I bet his cock speaks with a lisp.

  46. Rumer Willis Tight Dress My Valentine
    Banto
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    And Rumer does not have it.

  47. Val Kilmer Hat Comic-Con
    cc
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    No shit, I had a hematoma this size.

  48. Hayley Atwell Cleavage The Olivier Awards
    Batman
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    Batman needs new underwear.

  49. Steven Seagal Scarf
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    No one knows that there’s a man’s severely broken arm hidden inside that scarf.

  50. Val Kilmer Hat Comic-Con
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    Bloat and hat
    Bloat and hat
    Just how did I get so fat
    Bloat and hat
    Bloat and hat
    By eating to much of this and that

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