The Crap We Missed – Monday 4.16.12

April 16th, 2012 // 603 Comments

In the spirit of Leighton Meester’s ass crack, we put the first Final Five pic upfront today. I believe “heroes” is the word you’re looking for.

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed which surprisingly includes only one pic from Coachella, which only exists because Rihanna didn’t want her Twitter fans to miss out on the vantage point that the entire Coachella security detail and a dirty, fake-hippie with a half-full bottle of rum totes banged all weekend. We’ve also got Tyrese, the ever classy gentleman, offering a ride home to this nice young lady, as well as James Franco who couldn’t look more like a pedophile if he tried. Wait, scratch that.

Raise your hand if your mommy threw the toaster into the tub with you again today,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Chris Brown Humps Microphone Supafest
    Scully
    Commented on this photo:

    Do you think he could get arrested for beating himself?

  2. Steven Seagal Scarf
    Commented on this photo:

    “I’m just a cook…don’t burn my pies!!”

  3. Steven Seagal Scarf
    Scott
    Commented on this photo:

    He’s disgusting. Hiring innocent “attendants” to serve his sexual needs in Vancouver. You’re 60 years old and screwing around with 19 year olds and current wife’s family members??..really??..give your head a shake….

  4. Steven Seagal Scarf
    The Truth
    Commented on this photo:

    Hey …y don’t you go screw some more of your Wife’s family and spread your disease ridden body around….can’t wait for the truth to come out and expose the fraud that you are….

  5. Steven Seagal Scarf
    Johnson
    Commented on this photo:

    Is that the same scarf you used to sexually assualt of those innocent women?? You’re such a hyprocrite pig…

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