The Crap We Missed – Monday 4.14.14

April 14th, 2014 // 439 Comments

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed which you’ll find is free of anything Coachella-related, because if I have to look at one more picture of a rich asshole wearing a bowler hat and glow jewelry, I might actually kill myself. Instead I focused this gallery on our true passions like Jerry Lewis looking like goddamn Bernie and/or Lindsay Lohan‘s London benefactor showing a possible suitor exactly what his money will buy him.

“Nevermind her corpse hand, ol’ chap, for fifty euros she’ll blow you so hard you won’t even care when she steals your car.” – Actual quote

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Fame/Flynet, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Taylor Swift Legs Minidress
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    I don’t get what the deal is with this scrawny chick. She’s got the curves of an 11 year old ethiopian boy.

  2. Kim Kardashian Cleavage
    heywood Jablomie
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    Have the French surrendered yet?

  3. Coco Huge Ass Tight Jeans High Kick Friend Licking Heel Instagram
    heywood Jablomie
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    Which one built her house out of bricks?

  4. Jamie Foxx Sticking Out Tongue At Cell Phone
    Mike
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    I will not be badmouthing Jamie Foxx anytime soon. Nor the casting director’s decision to cast him as a Caucasian supervillain.

  5. Guy Fieri Drooling Over Womans Burger Pebble Beach Food And Wine Event
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    “that’s not slaw, it’s my hair plugs.”

  6. Khloe Kardashian Huge Giant Ass Tight Jeans Kourntey Kardashian
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    Just NO. Please no more pictures of Kardashians…EVER!

  7. Kathleen Turner Thick Body The Olivier Awards
    Mike
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    So this is what Jennifer Lawrence’s character will look like years into the future in “Dumb & Dumber To”, right? What if Lawrence winds up looking like Kathleen Turner? Will she have the horrendously husky voice as well?

  8. Natalie Dormer Butt Yoga Pants Virgin London Marathon
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    Chicken cutlets

  9. Ryan Sweeting Kaley Cuoco Squatting On Sidewalk
    Mike
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    This girl is SO ruined. WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

  10. Ashley Benson Bikini Coachella Instagram
    Mike
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    Both are hot.

  11. Guy Fieri Drooling Over Womans Burger Pebble Beach Food And Wine Event
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    “psst, you gotta chew them first!”

  12. Guy Fieri Drooling Over Womans Burger Pebble Beach Food And Wine Event
    Frunken
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    People will snort anything.

  13. Coco Huge Ass Tight Jeans High Kick Friend Licking Heel Instagram
    CK
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    yeesh, coco’s got some fugly friends.

  14. Courtney Love John Varvatos 11th Annual Stuart House Benefit
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    “Let go of my wallet”

  15. Khloe Kardashian Huge Giant Ass Tight Jeans Kourntey Kardashian
    Sloppy Redneck
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    That ass reeks of Roscoes Chicken and Waffles ..

  16. Claudia Romani Butt Bikini Thong Giant Balloon
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    that would bring a smile to my face as well

  17. Lindsay Lohan
    Maria
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    Poor Lindsey, her jaw is stuck once again….an unfortunate occupational hazard in her line of work….

  18. Steven Van Zandt Eating
    Maria
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    Why is Sylvester Stallone trying to give oral to that bite of salad?

  19. Joanna Krupa Bikini Side Boob Instagram
    cc
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    Holy fucking shit.

  20. Lindsay Lohan
    cc
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    About to expel another one of her enormous viruses again. Did you see the last one? It looked like a stick insect, only more malignant.

  21. Ashley Benson Bikini Coachella Instagram
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    Not making out? Meh… next.

  22. Kenny G Balding Receeding Hairline
    rican
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    I don’t think he’s fully aware of how close he came to have his head chopped off.

  23. Joanna Krupa Bikini Side Boob Instagram
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    Nice ̶a̶p̶a̶r̶t̶m̶e̶n̶t̶ spread

  24. Kate Middleton Rubbing Noses With Man Ngai Tahu Welcome Christchurch City Council
    rican
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    An arab and a princess…We all know how THAT story ends.

  25. Jerry Lewis Barely Able To Stand Hand And Footprint Ceremony
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    They put him in wrong-side-up

  26. Lindsay Lohan
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    It looks like he’s playing with a life-sized PEZ. But you get brick-shaped cum blocks instead of candy.

  27. Guy Fieri Drooling Over Womans Burger Pebble Beach Food And Wine Event
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    Nothing turns Guy on more than watching a woman mow down on his famous pulled pork and cabbage sandwich as he gives her the shocker.

  28. Maria Menounos Butt Tight Dress 25th Annual GLAAD Media Awards
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    Out of the celebrities, I would love to mole… MEET her the molest… MOST!

  29. Mickey Rourke Crotch Bulge Spandex Bike Shorts Skinny Legs
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    That new haircut! He is SMOKING… Marlboros.

  30. Mischa Barton Nipples No Bra Fat Gut See Through Shirt LAX
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    What is on her head? She looks like a black microphone – but wider at the bottom… a LOT wider.

  31. Mickey Rourke Crotch Bulge Spandex Bike Shorts Skinny Legs
    Handsome Matt
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    “I’ve got a play date with Gary Busey, we’re going bike riding”

  32. Taylor Swift Legs Minidress
    Handsome Matt
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    One chromosome away from Down’s in my opinion

  33. Jamie Foxx Sticking Out Tongue At Cell Phone
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    BBM: If UR 1DRing relax kid not URs.

  34. Pope Francis Kissing Child Being Held Up By Security Detail Palm Sunday Mass
    Handsome Matt
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    SNIIIIIIFFFFFFFFF! “Too ripe, send it back!”

  35. Steven Van Zandt Eating
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    Not seen – dog’s empty eye socket.

  36. Shaquille ONeal Peeking Over Yann Herrmann Shoulder Menswear Collection Launch Macys
    martian leader
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    ‘yeeeah. i stik ma’ dik in at’ shoe.’

  37. Natalie Dormer Butt Yoga Pants Virgin London Marathon
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    I refuse to believe in children. They’re a myth perpetuated by the liberal media.

  38. Billy Ray Cyrus Middle Finger 7-11
    Handsome Matt
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    C’mon, can’t a redneck even do some grocery shopping without being harassed by the paparazzi?

  39. Khloe Kardashian Huge Giant Ass Tight Jeans Kourntey Kardashian
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    I was gonna post that ass must stink after a hard day’s work – then thought about how ridiculous that sounded.

  40. Prince William Awkward Cricket Swing
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    ♪♫♩It’s jump a jump to the left… and then a step to the riiiiight… ♪♫♩

  41. Natalie Dormer Butt Yoga Pants Virgin London Marathon
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    No thanks. I believed in The Starks, and look what happened to them.

  42. Kathleen Turner Thick Body The Olivier Awards
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    Was hoping she would lose the weight, but I guess she couldn’t turner self around.

  43. Shaquille ONeal Peeking Over Yann Herrmann Shoulder Menswear Collection Launch Macys
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    Of course! Yann Herrmann… [Googles Yann Herrmann images]… nope…. mmm…. nope…. not that one… nope…

  44. Katherine Heigl Bitching At Her Mother
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    “Jesus Mom! Of course I don’t have to check where we are on this map! I’m Katherine Heigl! My big break came in 1999, when I was cast in a starring role on the teen science-fiction show Roswell, which ran for three seasons. The part widened my exposure in Hollywood, and I filmed a variety of smaller projects during the show’s hiatuses. After Roswell was canceled in 2002, I appeared in several made-for-TV movies, including a prequel to Romy and Michele’s High School Reunion and two Lifetime movies based on the Janet Oke novels Love’s Enduring Promise and Love Comes Softly. Between roles in independent and low-budget films (including Zyzzyx Road, which was released in 2006 to poor reviews, becoming infamously known as the lowest-grossing film in history), I filmed a pilot for a TV show about medical interns at a Seattle Hospital, which was eventually titled Grey’s Anatomy. Grey’s Anatomy premiered in March 2005 and immediately became a smash hit, elevating my and my co-stars’ profiles in Hollywood. I met with more success in 2006 and 2007: I was nominated for a Golden Globe, and then won an Emmy Award (best supporting actress) for my role as Dr. Isobel “Izzie” Stevens on Grey’s Anatomy. Additionally, I starred in the 2007 smash comedy hit Knocked Up alongside Seth Rogen, Paul Rudd and Leslie Mann, and finished the year by marrying fiancé Josh Kelley in Park City, Utah. Around this same time, I worked with YOU to start my own production company, Abishag Productions. I named the company after the female figure (Abishag) in the Robert Frost poem “Provide, Provide” .
    Even as my reputation as a diva spiraled out of control, I continued to meet with both professional and personal success. From 2008 to 2010, I headlined four romantic comedies: 27 Dresses, The Ugly Truth, Killers and Life as We Know It. So yes I think I fucking know where we are!!!!!”

  45. Kenny G Balding Receeding Hairline
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    Is there anyone here who _doesn’t_ hear a saxophone when they see his photo?

  46. Ryan Sweeting Kaley Cuoco Squatting On Sidewalk
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    More like Ryan Sweating

  47. Jennifer Lopez Huge Butt Tight Dress 25th Annual GLAAD Media Awards
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    Jesus! Trim that bush!

  48. Natasha Henstridge Fat Weight Gain Cleavage 25th Annual GLAAD Media Awards
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    Species is one of the sexiest movies ever made because of this woman. Christ she was so hot as Sil. It truly upsets me to see her like this, and as shallow as it sounds, I’m kinda glad I didn’t marry her when she asked me.

  49. Kim Kardashian Cleavage
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    Fish, you might get less hits if you stopped posting pics of this pig, but you’d get more of my appreciation.

  50. Sarah Jessica Parker Nipples No Bra Son James Torn Jeans
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    “Mom, which way is it to school?”

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