The Crap We Missed – Monday 4.13.15

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed following a weekend jammed full of star-studded events, so I have no valid reason for including the chick from Conan the Destroyer, Farrah Abraham and a guy we can all agree we hate more than Chris Brown, and Kate Upton fully clothed from behind. Although to my credit, I did find George Clooney wearing a bomb vest and holding his wife’s hand, which pretty much encapsulates the spirit of whatever the fuck these galleries are supposed to be about. Well, that and 68-year-old Cher’s 18-year-old boobs. *rereads post* Yup, that all makes as much sense as it’s going to.

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