The Crap We Missed – Monday 3.9.15

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed which I bookended with Courtney Stodden’s cartoon tits, because let’s be honest, these galleries are shit sandwiches and I’m the Guy Fieri who slaps together the ingredients. There’s always a healthy spread of butt, a thick and juicy douche patty, some crisp homoerotica, and if it’s in season, a layer of political commentary (which Bill Clinton pussy jokes always are). Nice, almost ready. Just need the donkey sauce, and if you’re thinking wow, that sounds awful and is completely fabricated for comedic effect, here you go. And now I just linked to something called The Chew to reference a joke about a mayonnaise sauce. This is going downhill fast. Nipples, start the car! *dives into passenger window*

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