Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed, a not-so-random smattering of tits and anything we find worthy of your snarky fodder. But mostly tits. Starting off, Channing Tatum eye-bangs the shit out of the front row while Jonah Hill pretends people want to hear whatever the hell he’s talking about. The Hoff‘s loyal German following is going to shit when they find out he performed like this for the Brits, and Nicole Kidman lactates through multiple layers of clothing which can only mean Zac Efron is making it rain rubbers somewhere nearby.
Also, Reese Witherspoon is PREGNANT! (Fish made me do that.),
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What are those weird shadows around her nipples?
Hmmmmm, lunch.
flappy thighs…
pregnant thighs…
Bury my face between those thighs…. Don’t over think it folks, dem sticks is niiiiice!
So she’s had to resort to the use of weaponry to get someone to have sex with her? Yeah, I don’t think that’s gonna work either.
I dont know what youre talking about, I fucking love these 40-something skanks as of lately.
And how many of us are wishing we could be a skinny effeminate Canadian teenage boy right now?
Not me. I’d want someone who kisses me back, not turns away to look into the camera.
If you want that, you’ll have to date outside of Hollywood.
What TomFrank said. Times a billion.
Yep, Tom summed it up perfectly and this photo pretty much sums up their relationship. He may or may not be into her or just using her as his beard and she could give two shits about him as long as he keeps spending all his money on her and growing her fame and fortune.
Definitely.
Looks like the kiss could have been snuck in at the last second.
Outfit by Geocities
hahaha. Brilliant.
Nein
He’s starting to look normal again :)
Ah, alright then.
That’s gay….+ also getting moobs…..he’s making Simon Cowel feel sad. I wonder if men will start getting moob implants…seems to be a happening look these days.
“Good question! I’d say, the toughest part of ’21 Jump Street’ was deciding which one of us would play the fat, awkward, physically underdeveloped guy.”
+1
FUNNY Georgio
why the fuck am I looking at this good for nothing fat piece of shit?
Well said.
What’s better than a Laker’s game? Finding out what’s up with Goofus and Gallant this week!
Hillary Swank gets all the hot chicks.
Still the opposite of pretty.
“Why do you guys keep ordering me sushi for lunch?”
Fish, that’s actually Amber.
LOL
funny!!
Yeah, this made me crack up, too!
He has alcoholism as an excuse, but what about his handlers and the theater’s management?
“Oh my god…you taste just like Maple syrup and cinnamon.”
It’s amazing what he’ll do for a paycheck… and by paycheck I mean a whopper
Jordan 2.0
Enter “Pete the Puma” laugh.
Trevithick’s ‘Thunderer’ was the most advanced steam powered drum kit of its day
I think his body is bending light around himself to create an optical illusion with the person behind him.
wow! you are so right
According to general relativity, mass “warps” space–time to create gravitational fields and therefore bend light as a result.
Martin Lawrence… “I think I see a Nike hanging out of her pussy.”
I can’t figure out which is greasier: her face or whatever the hell she’s eating.
She gets all wet when she passes by a Botox billboard…
Win.
When do we get to kill this guy? I don’t mean Hitler BTW.
He could use a tighter shirt
He could use a “bro”.
or a bra
Manssiere!
Now I get it. She’s using him.
I’ve always wondered if Selena stayed with the Bieber because she knew he wouldn’t try to fuck her. If she was with a guy who actually had balls he’d be all over her like flies on Snooki.
She’s morphing into Jan Crouch. http://donnalethal.tumblr.com/post/4201253896/crouch
Fat cop rape cop.
Forgettable person is forgettable. There’s an assembly line for people exactly like her.
“The good news I just snagged the role for a live action Mr. Potato Head and I’m method acting my way back having a tremendous body and ridiculously small extremities.”
Not only does the apple not fall far from the tree but it also hits every ugly stick on the way down…
Did you see her ass and legs in “Facebook The Movie”? Quite nice.
In every picture of a orthodox Jewish man there is a overpaid hip hop mogul saying “I am am tired of hearing about the Talmud” with his eyes.
I want you to walk to West Hollywood and get a bottle of breastmilk from an Australian… I only drinks the finest breastmilks.
I’m shutting the studio down!
Glad to see Hoff finally beat Penn out for an audition…
Pretty much everyone’s joke so here are the second choices below.
….speaking of bad decisions.
… presumably you were referring to his audience.
Springtime for Hasselhoff! Achtung!
Yeah, I’m assuming this has something to do with his having been in the Las Vegas production of The Producers.
Context is your friend.
Kelly is seen here wearing clothes from the “Charlie Sheen’ line. (knee socks and pacifier sold separately)
Holy crap, do they have to put a booster seat in the car so she can see out the window? And it looks like we are in the moment of her badly twisting her ankle.
That’s different. Geez Nicole, you’ve got some sweaty boobs.
I think it’s lactation =^/ w/e it is it’s fuckin nasty
I guess she hibernates during Winter; we’ll probably see much more of her now that Spring and Summer is coming.
who the hell is this bitch?? is that a penis bump at her crotch?
That’s probably just bush. Or as the kids are calling it now, her “Hairy Potter.”
have you ever seen the image for the wikipedia entry for mons pubis?
Wow. I can’t believe a) I actually followed your advice and looked that up and b) that picture is there.
“See for yourselves, ladies and gentlemen. If we had applied the Logan’s Run principle to our bevy of models, as I’ve been urging for the last 20 years, THIS could have been avoided.” –Victoria’s Secret marketing meeting, March 6, 2012
Renew! Renew!
Wow. That’s a real pretty lady.
This is what happens when you sign a record deal with Puffy. Either this or you get blown away on a street in California.
Your choice.
“I would like to be referred to as a drummer. You wouldn’t call Phil Collins an actor would you?”
Would call him one either!
Wow, that mustve been some really shitty rubber they used for his stomach band, huh?
I don’t recall the Marshmallow Man walking down the streets of NY with a baby seat.