Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed, a not-so-random smattering of tits and anything we find worthy of your snarky fodder. But mostly tits. Starting off, Channing Tatum eye-bangs the shit out of the front row while Jonah Hill pretends people want to hear whatever the hell he’s talking about. The Hoff‘s loyal German following is going to shit when they find out he performed like this for the Brits, and Nicole Kidman lactates through multiple layers of clothing which can only mean Zac Efron is making it rain rubbers somewhere nearby.
Also, Reese Witherspoon is PREGNANT! (Fish made me do that.),
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*waits for one of McFeely’s trademarked, “DJing = sets his iTunes to shuffle” comment*
i was expecting to see the sequel to mrs. witherspoon’s clash of the labia
Does this fucker ever smile?
She is smiling.
It ain’t easy smiling when you’re full of embalming fluid.
lol adam
“Dita Von Botoxia laughed and laughed and laughed”
I really don’t think she’s in it for the money. It must be his awesome sex appeal. These kids really do look in love.
Wow, on first view I honestly thought Courtney Love was driving and Melanie Griffith was in the passengers seat.
Come on, really?…You really think Hugo Boss would have sent Hitler out looking like this?
Eat something Hon’. I don’t mean a cock… actual food.
wasn’t he the guy that puff daddy paid like a million to take the heat for that shooting at the tunnel way back when he was banging jlo?
When will the Brits learn that a policy of appeasement never works. They should have stopped the Hoff when he was touring in the Sudetenland.
Wait… is she pregnant or not?
is this like cameron diaz 2.0 now with bigger titties?
She males Cameron Diaz look like a little boy.
Of course I mean *makes*.
Bazinga!!
Storage Wars event? Even Kim Kardashian thinks she’s taking this famewhoring thing too far.
Hmm, what a coincidence. That’s the same expression my face gets when I see Jeremy Piven too.
Thinks to himself ‘That $10.8 million better get me a lot of sweet latina ass.’
Are u implying she’s a slut?
Hey, don’t equate me with Rush, dammit!
If it looks like she’s dating for money, doing sexual favors for money, spending time with a confused boy for the money, contemplating moving in together with him for the money, yah, she’s kind of a slut though prostitutes do the same stuff.
she looks so much like my (south american) ex
she is an ex for a SLUTTY reason
i like the one about the stay puffed marshmallow man
Is that Will Sasso in a dress?
He is but a wee little thing. I wonder what his cookies taste like?
WTF is going on in London?
good to see sarah connor finally gettin some well deserved R&R
what are you so happy about? those matrix sequels sucked!
shes still wit him?
damn this has last pretty long
Tips on Looking Petite and Ladylike for the Chubby and Crude
No. 25: Hire an assistant larger than you. Especially one whose stance sets her legs apart in a grotesquely wide manner. Dress her in long, unflattering skirts to accentuate the look.
And yet she whiffed on Nos. 16 and 18: Don’t wear skirts that draw attention to your chunky thighs/Don’t wear anklets, they’re cankle-makers.
“No, I never said that Channing looked ‘simple’”
Magic Mike is going to be gross.
francis bean should know better than to let courtney drive.
That’s just not fair…will no one think of Jon Galliano?
When did she divorce Kevin Kline?
diaper butt
shes always pregnant
Channing Tatum, seen here as the villian in every 80′s teen movie…
Now all the kids are going to want a balloon with a face on it.
lol
what? no black microphone jokes?
That’s hardly black-microphone bite radius.
“Satin Perfect?” I can see one thing that isn’t.
I’m tired of this one, isn’t there an older sister we all can fap too?
Ditto!
Aiiiiiieeeeeeee, she’s morphing into Celine Dion.
“I actually filmed an ENTIRE movie with Channing Tatum without slipping into a comma or blowing my brains out from the boredom!”
Somewhere Hitler is sooooo embarrassed.
looks like a more comatose version of grandpa joe from the original charlie and the chocolate factory
Not even Dave Hester says “Yuuuuup” to this.
nice
She’s just glad no one has figured out she’s a Terminator yet.
Wasn’t there a news story recently about Hitler having a secret love child? That would explain the Hasselhoff Hegemony (coming soon to Poli Sci classes near you).
never imagined sayin this but, do her tits look a little too high up here?
That’s what happens when you wear a dress designed for B-cups, and you have Cs.
Nah…they just have not settled in yet. Implants for ya.
“Are those tits vintage originals, or are they reissues?” – Barry
Getting ready for his Jerry Reed biopic.
“Alright, $150.” – Jarrod
“Jarrod!” – Brandi
(I’ll stop now.)
That’s not him. The lack of bruises on his face give it away.
and people say that cabbage patch kids went away
Why does this have the feel of a “Family Guy” episode?
I wonder if her ass is as appealing as it was in Dead Calm.