The Crap We Missed – Monday 3.5.12

March 5th, 2012 // 697 Comments

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed, a not-so-random smattering of tits and anything we find worthy of your snarky fodder. But mostly tits. Starting off, Channing Tatum eye-bangs the shit out of the front row while Jonah Hill pretends people want to hear whatever the hell he’s talking about. The Hoff‘s loyal German following is going to shit when they find out he performed like this for the Brits, and Nicole Kidman lactates through multiple layers of clothing which can only mean Zac Efron is making it rain rubbers somewhere nearby.

Also, Reese Witherspoon is PREGNANT! (Fish made me do that.),

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Joel Madden
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    *waits for one of McFeely’s trademarked, “DJing = sets his iTunes to shuffle” comment*

  2. Nicole Kidman Nipples Sweaty
    dooood
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    i was expecting to see the sequel to mrs. witherspoon’s clash of the labia

  3. Dita Von Teese Nipples See Through Dress
    vandinz
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    Does this fucker ever smile?

  4. Lil Wayne Bored Laker Game Magazine Headphones
    dontkillthemessenger
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    I really don’t think she’s in it for the money. It must be his awesome sex appeal. These kids really do look in love.

  5. Melanie Griffith Daughter Dakota Johnson
    Hank E. Ring
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    Wow, on first view I honestly thought Courtney Love was driving and Melanie Griffith was in the passengers seat.

  6. David Hasselhoff Hitler Costume
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    Come on, really?…You really think Hugo Boss would have sent Hitler out looking like this?

  7. Audrina Patridge Bra See Through Shirt Miniskirt
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Eat something Hon’. I don’t mean a cock… actual food.

  8. Shyne Diddy
    dooood
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    wasn’t he the guy that puff daddy paid like a million to take the heat for that shooting at the tunnel way back when he was banging jlo?

  9. David Hasselhoff Hitler Costume
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    When will the Brits learn that a policy of appeasement never works. They should have stopped the Hoff when he was touring in the Sudetenland.

  10. Reese Witherspoon
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Wait… is she pregnant or not?

  11. Joanna Krupa Side Boob
    dooood
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    is this like cameron diaz 2.0 now with bigger titties?

  12. Joanna Krupa Side Boob
    LegMan
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    Bazinga!!

  13. Phoebe Price Cleavage Storage Wars
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Storage Wars event? Even Kim Kardashian thinks she’s taking this famewhoring thing too far.

  14. Jeremy Piven Drumming
    Hank E. Ring
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    Hmm, what a coincidence. That’s the same expression my face gets when I see Jeremy Piven too.

  15. Justin Bieber Selena Gomez Side Boob Twitter
    cc
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    Thinks to himself ‘That $10.8 million better get me a lot of sweet latina ass.’

  16. Gary Shirley Leah Car Seat
    dooood
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    i like the one about the stay puffed marshmallow man

  17. Kelly Osbourne Miniskirt Saddle Shoes
    Mike Walker
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    Is that Will Sasso in a dress?

  18. Lil Wayne Bored Laker Game Magazine Headphones
    HeyHeyHey
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    He is but a wee little thing. I wonder what his cookies taste like?

  19. Amy Childs Cleavage Leather Unitard
    dontkillthemessenger
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    WTF is going on in London?

  20. Rachel Hunter Bikini Top Paddleboard
    dooood
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    good to see sarah connor finally gettin some well deserved R&R

  21. Chris Klein Nipples See Through Shirt
    dooood
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    what are you so happy about? those matrix sequels sucked!

  22. Lil Wayne Bored Laker Game Magazine Headphones
    okiedokie
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    shes still wit him?

    damn this has last pretty long

  23. Kelly Osbourne Miniskirt Saddle Shoes
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    Tips on Looking Petite and Ladylike for the Chubby and Crude

    No. 25: Hire an assistant larger than you. Especially one whose stance sets her legs apart in a grotesquely wide manner. Dress her in long, unflattering skirts to accentuate the look.

    • And yet she whiffed on Nos. 16 and 18: Don’t wear skirts that draw attention to your chunky thighs/Don’t wear anklets, they’re cankle-makers.

  24. Channing Tatum Jonah Hill
    cc
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    “No, I never said that Channing looked ‘simple’”

  25. Channing Tatum Jonah Hill
    j/k
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    Magic Mike is going to be gross.

  26. Melanie Griffith Daughter Dakota Johnson
    dooood
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    francis bean should know better than to let courtney drive.

  27. Shyne Diddy
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    That’s just not fair…will no one think of Jon Galliano?

  28. Lil Wayne Bored Laker Game Magazine Headphones
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    When did she divorce Kevin Kline?

  29. Kim Kardashian Butt Tight Pants
    okiedokie
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    diaper butt

  30. Reese Witherspoon
    okiedokie
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    shes always pregnant

  31. Channing Tatum Jonah Hill
    EricLr
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    Channing Tatum, seen here as the villian in every 80′s teen movie…

  32. Joel Madden
    dooood
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    what? no black microphone jokes?

  33. Gary Shirley Leah Car Seat
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    Now all the kids are going to want a balloon with a face on it.

  34. Alessandra Ambrosio Legs Minidress
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    “Satin Perfect?” I can see one thing that isn’t.

  35. Kelly Osbourne Miniskirt Saddle Shoes
    bonerspunk
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    I’m tired of this one, isn’t there an older sister we all can fap too?

  36. Alessandra Ambrosio Legs Minidress
    cc
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    Aiiiiiieeeeeeee, she’s morphing into Celine Dion.

  37. Channing Tatum Jonah Hill
    HeyHeyHey
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    “I actually filmed an ENTIRE movie with Channing Tatum without slipping into a comma or blowing my brains out from the boredom!”

  38. David Hasselhoff Hitler Costume
    EricLr
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    Somewhere Hitler is sooooo embarrassed.

  39. Sean Penn Moustache Tired
    dooood
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    looks like a more comatose version of grandpa joe from the original charlie and the chocolate factory

  40. Phoebe Price Cleavage Storage Wars
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    Not even Dave Hester says “Yuuuuup” to this.

  41. Nicole Kidman Nipples Sweaty
    EricLr
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    She’s just glad no one has figured out she’s a Terminator yet.

  42. David Hasselhoff Hitler Costume
    cc
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    Wasn’t there a news story recently about Hitler having a secret love child? That would explain the Hasselhoff Hegemony (coming soon to Poli Sci classes near you).

  43. Brittney Palmer Cleavage Tight Minidress
    dooood
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    never imagined sayin this but, do her tits look a little too high up here?

  44. Phoebe Price Cleavage Storage Wars
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    “Are those tits vintage originals, or are they reissues?” – Barry

  45. Sean Penn Moustache Tired
    j/k
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    Getting ready for his Jerry Reed biopic.

  46. Phoebe Price Cleavage Storage Wars
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    “Alright, $150.” – Jarrod
    “Jarrod!” – Brandi

    (I’ll stop now.)

  47. Gary Shirley Leah Car Seat
    EricLr
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    That’s not him. The lack of bruises on his face give it away.

  48. Kelly Osbourne Miniskirt Saddle Shoes
    dooood
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    and people say that cabbage patch kids went away

  49. Melanie Griffith Daughter Dakota Johnson
    Blech
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    Why does this have the feel of a “Family Guy” episode?

  50. Nicole Kidman Nipples Sweaty
    cc
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    I wonder if her ass is as appealing as it was in Dead Calm.

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