The Crap We Missed – Monday 3.5.12

March 5th, 2012 // 697 Comments

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed, a not-so-random smattering of tits and anything we find worthy of your snarky fodder. But mostly tits. Starting off, Channing Tatum eye-bangs the shit out of the front row while Jonah Hill pretends people want to hear whatever the hell he’s talking about. The Hoff‘s loyal German following is going to shit when they find out he performed like this for the Brits, and Nicole Kidman lactates through multiple layers of clothing which can only mean Zac Efron is making it rain rubbers somewhere nearby.

Also, Reese Witherspoon is PREGNANT! (Fish made me do that.),

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Nicole Kidman Nipples Sweaty
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    What are those weird shadows around her nipples?

  2. Gary Shirley Leah Car Seat
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    Hmmmmm, lunch.

  3. Alessandra Ambrosio Legs Minidress
    LM
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    flappy thighs…

  4. Rachel Hunter Bikini Top Paddleboard
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    So she’s had to resort to the use of weaponry to get someone to have sex with her? Yeah, I don’t think that’s gonna work either.

  5. Justin Bieber Selena Gomez Side Boob Twitter
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    And how many of us are wishing we could be a skinny effeminate Canadian teenage boy right now?

  6. Lil Wayne Bored Laker Game Magazine Headphones
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    Outfit by Geocities

  7. David Hasselhoff Hitler Costume
    Hugh Jass
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    Nein

  8. Channing Tatum Jonah Hill
    Sheppy
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    He’s starting to look normal again :)

  9. Brittney Palmer Cleavage Tight Minidress
    Sheppy
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    Ah, alright then.

  10. Chris Klein Nipples See Through Shirt
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    That’s gay….+ also getting moobs…..he’s making Simon Cowel feel sad. I wonder if men will start getting moob implants…seems to be a happening look these days.

  11. Channing Tatum Jonah Hill
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    “Good question! I’d say, the toughest part of ’21 Jump Street’ was deciding which one of us would play the fat, awkward, physically underdeveloped guy.”

  12. Gary Shirley Leah Car Seat
    cutthecrap
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    why the fuck am I looking at this good for nothing fat piece of shit?

  13. Lil Wayne Bored Laker Game Magazine Headphones
    Frank Burns
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    What’s better than a Laker’s game? Finding out what’s up with Goofus and Gallant this week!

  14. Justin Bieber Selena Gomez Side Boob Twitter
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Hillary Swank gets all the hot chicks.

  15. Phoebe Price Cleavage Storage Wars
    Sheppy
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    Still the opposite of pretty.

  16. Jeremy Piven Drumming
    Frank Burns
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    “Why do you guys keep ordering me sushi for lunch?”

  17. Gary Shirley Leah Car Seat
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    Fish, that’s actually Amber.

  18. David Hasselhoff Hitler Costume
    Cock Dr
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    He has alcoholism as an excuse, but what about his handlers and the theater’s management?

  19. Justin Bieber Selena Gomez Side Boob Twitter
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    “Oh my god…you taste just like Maple syrup and cinnamon.”

  20. David Hasselhoff Hitler Costume
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    It’s amazing what he’ll do for a paycheck… and by paycheck I mean a whopper

  21. Amy Childs Cleavage Leather Unitard
    Sheppy
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    Jordan 2.0

  22. Chris Klein Nipples See Through Shirt
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    Enter “Pete the Puma” laugh.

  23. Jeremy Piven Drumming
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    Trevithick’s ‘Thunderer’ was the most advanced steam powered drum kit of its day

  24. Gary Shirley Leah Car Seat
    Hugh Jass
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    I think his body is bending light around himself to create an optical illusion with the person behind him.

    • bernard

      wow! you are so right
      According to general relativity, mass “warps” space–time to create gravitational fields and therefore bend light as a result.

  25. Alessandra Ambrosio Legs Minidress
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Martin Lawrence… “I think I see a Nike hanging out of her pussy.”

  26. Phoebe Price Cleavage Storage Wars
    brown chicken brown cow
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    I can’t figure out which is greasier: her face or whatever the hell she’s eating.

  27. Nicole Kidman Nipples Sweaty
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    She gets all wet when she passes by a Botox billboard…

  28. David Hasselhoff Hitler Costume
    dontkillthemessenger
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    When do we get to kill this guy? I don’t mean Hitler BTW.

  29. Chris Klein Nipples See Through Shirt
    DeucePickle
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    He could use a tighter shirt

  30. Justin Bieber Selena Gomez Side Boob Twitter
    MRF
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    Now I get it. She’s using him.

    • I’ve always wondered if Selena stayed with the Bieber because she knew he wouldn’t try to fuck her. If she was with a guy who actually had balls he’d be all over her like flies on Snooki.

  31. Melanie Griffith Daughter Dakota Johnson
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    She’s morphing into Jan Crouch. http://donnalethal.tumblr.com/post/4201253896/crouch

  32. Channing Tatum Jonah Hill
    Bandella
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    Fat cop rape cop.

  33. Brittney Palmer Cleavage Tight Minidress
    Hugh Jass
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    Forgettable person is forgettable. There’s an assembly line for people exactly like her.

  34. Channing Tatum Jonah Hill
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    “The good news I just snagged the role for a live action Mr. Potato Head and I’m method acting my way back having a tremendous body and ridiculously small extremities.”

  35. Melanie Griffith Daughter Dakota Johnson
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    Not only does the apple not fall far from the tree but it also hits every ugly stick on the way down…

  36. Shyne Diddy
    ad naseum
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    In every picture of a orthodox Jewish man there is a overpaid hip hop mogul saying “I am am tired of hearing about the Talmud” with his eyes.

  37. Nicole Kidman Nipples Sweaty
    dontkillthemessenger
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    I want you to walk to West Hollywood and get a bottle of breastmilk from an Australian… I only drinks the finest breastmilks.

  38. Sean Penn Moustache Tired
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    Glad to see Hoff finally beat Penn out for an audition…

  39. Jeremy Piven Drumming
    Hugh Jass
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    ….speaking of bad decisions.

  40. David Hasselhoff Hitler Costume
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    Springtime for Hasselhoff! Achtung!

  41. Kelly Osbourne Miniskirt Saddle Shoes
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    Kelly is seen here wearing clothes from the “Charlie Sheen’ line. (knee socks and pacifier sold separately)

  42. Kelly Osbourne Miniskirt Saddle Shoes
    Frank Burns
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    Holy crap, do they have to put a booster seat in the car so she can see out the window? And it looks like we are in the moment of her badly twisting her ankle.

  43. Nicole Kidman Nipples Sweaty
    Cock Dr
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    That’s different. Geez Nicole, you’ve got some sweaty boobs.

  44. Audrina Patridge Bra See Through Shirt Miniskirt
    Hugh Jass
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    I guess she hibernates during Winter; we’ll probably see much more of her now that Spring and Summer is coming.

  45. Alessandra Ambrosio Legs Minidress
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    “See for yourselves, ladies and gentlemen. If we had applied the Logan’s Run principle to our bevy of models, as I’ve been urging for the last 20 years, THIS could have been avoided.” –Victoria’s Secret marketing meeting, March 6, 2012

  46. Joanna Krupa Side Boob
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    Wow. That’s a real pretty lady.

  47. Shyne Diddy
    dontkillthemessenger
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    This is what happens when you sign a record deal with Puffy. Either this or you get blown away on a street in California.

    Your choice.

  48. Jeremy Piven Drumming
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    “I would like to be referred to as a drummer. You wouldn’t call Phil Collins an actor would you?”

  49. Channing Tatum Jonah Hill
    Deacon Jones
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    Wow, that mustve been some really shitty rubber they used for his stomach band, huh?

  50. Gary Shirley Leah Car Seat
    dontkillthemessenger
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    I don’t recall the Marshmallow Man walking down the streets of NY with a baby seat.

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