The Crap We Missed – Monday 3.31.14

March 31st, 2014 // 481 Comments

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed, which is so full of homoerotica I had to replace my office chair with a block of ice it made Kellan Lutz pass out from excitement. True story. Seriously though, this has to be the gayest compilation I’ve ever put together thanks to Patrick Schwarzenegger and his boys gone wild, Andy Dick existing in reality, and whoever this dude is who thought it would be hilarious to try on a lady’s swimsuit.

HA! You almost had us bro, sweet dick though,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Creepy David Hasselhoff Statue Juliens Auctions
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    Thank you for the nightmares, Photo Boy.

  2. Kate Hudson No Makeup Haggard Face Legs Short Shorts
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    Yer not a cop, are ya? You know you have to tell me.

  3. Lea Michele Derpface Nickelodeon 27th Annual Kids Choice Awards
    Meshuggah Tits
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    She’s got a great face for radio.

  4. Justin Bieber Drunk High
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    I presume it will come out that Selena has the same eye disease that Mila had.

  5. Lady Gaga Bare Ass Pulling Down Costume Roseland Ballroom
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    I agree with the drummer.

  6. Serena Williams Legs Short Shorts Sony Open Womens Finals Trophy
    charlesatlas
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    Just finished her protein drink.

  7. Emma Stone Putting Fake Web All Over Andrew Garfield The Amazing Spider Man 2 Press Conference Tokyo
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    So Gwen is going to save Peter from a Portuguese man-o’-war?

  8. Hilary Duff Butt Tight Jeans Heels
    Sloppy Redneck
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    I would eat Spam out of that butt .

  9. Daniel C DiCriscio Fringe Leg Pants
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    I bet he and I don’t think of the same thing when someone says, “Ride ‘im, cowboy.”

  10. Mickey Rourke Skinny Jeans Loafers No Socks
    charlesatlas
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    Have you noticed we never see him and Bruce Jenner in the same place at the same time?

  11. Andy Dick Grabbing Guys Thigh
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    His middle name is “The.”

  12. Pregnant Meagan Camper Butt Yoga Pants
    charlesatlas
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    Maybe the butt is on sideways.

  13. Kendra Wilkinson Huge Pregnant Cleavage Sons Soccer Game
    charlesatlas
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    I think she is just in the park and is distracted by a squeaky toy,

  14. Hugh Jackman Dancing With James McAvoy Virgin Trains Unveils XMen Days of Future Past
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    Mercy!, it never gets old.

  15. Candace Cameron Bure Skinny Legs Flat Ass Yoga Pants DWTS Practice
    charlesatlas
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    Obviously dressed for church

  16. Kate Hudson No Makeup Haggard Face Legs Short Shorts
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    Sushi people, she was looking for sushi..

  17. Tom Cruise Shaggy Hair Derpface Jameson Empire Film Awards
    pod xs5-337-04z-cx33
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    Mr. Tom Cruise is an amazing human being.
    I am very excited to see this picture of Mr. Cruise.
    Mr. Tom Cruise does many wonderful motion pictures.
    He is an amazing artist whose work inspires many.
    I am very excited to see this picture of Mr. Cruise.

  18. Hugh Jackman Dancing With James McAvoy Virgin Trains Unveils XMen Days of Future Past
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    *Puts finger to Hugh’s Lips*

    “Shhh! You had me at a ‘Let me inject you with my adamantium alloy’”

  19. Kellan Lutz Drunk Passed Out On Fat Guy
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    why is Chris Christie campaigning in Hollywood?

  20. Tori Spelling Talking To Street Fortune Teller
    Meshuggah Tits
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    She’s sick of people yelling into her window : “Donna Martin masturbates!”

  21. Lea Michele Derpface Nickelodeon 27th Annual Kids Choice Awards
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    OMG! is that really me?

  22. Georges St Pierre Beach Workout
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    Females paying attention.. 0

  23. Peta Murgatroyd Butt Tight Pants Nickelodeon 27th Annual Kids Choice Awards
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    I’m pretty sure “Murgatroyd” was a transformer I owned in 1988.

  24. Mischa Barton Fat Legs Ripped Jeans
    CptCreep
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    I hear she’s starring in Gravity 2

  25. Lady Gaga Bare Ass Pulling Down Costume Roseland Ballroom
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    That moment you realize why the drummer poked his eyes out…

  26. Mel B Butt Spandex Unitard
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    If [a black] Randy Savage entered a drag show in 1991…

  27. Mischa Barton Fat Legs Ripped Jeans
    Senor Trout
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    Kudos to her – I’ll never be hip enough to pull off a Kirstie Alley/Margot Kidder mash-up, but she’s absolutely killing it.

  28. Tori Spelling Talking To Street Fortune Teller
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    “I think I just saw a cop, so you’d better hide the stuff away in that hole in your chest.”

  29. Khloe Kardashian Swimsuit Instagram
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    I clearly have to freshen up my photoshop skills..

    On a serious note do us all a favor and go with the paper bag next time.
    xoxo

  30. Creepy David Hasselhoff Statue Juliens Auctions
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    Some Saudi Prince or Russian mobster’s son is going to have one WEIRD coffee table to short coke off of.

  31. Cedric The Entertainer
    martian leader
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    ‘…the fuck you say?’

  32. Hugh Jackman Dancing With James McAvoy Virgin Trains Unveils XMen Days of Future Past
    Bob
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    “Too soon?”
    “Too soon.”

  33. Creepy David Hasselhoff Statue Juliens Auctions
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    Y’know, the thing about the Hoff, he’s got lifeless eyes, like a doll’s eyes. When he comes after a burger, he doesn’t seem to be livin’. Until he bites it, and those green eyes roll over white. And then—ahh, then you hear that terrible high-pitch screamin’, the floor turns red, and in spite of all the poundin’ and the hollerin’, he just rips that burger to pieces.

  34. Georges St Pierre Beach Workout
    CK
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    All I see are two guys playing too close together in the sand.

  35. Johnny Depp One Rolled Up Sleeve Transcendence Press Conference
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    Showing off his latest fashion trend Deppend, cause it’s full of shit ..

  36. Lady Gaga Bare Ass Pulling Down Costume Roseland Ballroom
    CK
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    Birth Control or Nicorette patches? Still too many for ‘one of each’.

  37. Lea Michele Derpface Nickelodeon 27th Annual Kids Choice Awards
    Bob
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    I’ll bet she has a friend with a baby that will never ever play peek-a-boo again without crying.

  38. Hugh Jackman Dancing With James McAvoy Virgin Trains Unveils XMen Days of Future Past
    Cock Dr
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    Hugh > James

  39. Pregnant Meagan Camper Butt Yoga Pants
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    These are my type of Pete Wentz pics

  40. Creepy David Hasselhoff Statue Juliens Auctions
    beaver eater
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    I almost lost my shit seeing this! Brilliant!

  41. Justin Bieber Drunk High
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    What a fucking degenerate, no-talent, jagoff, douchebag piece of shit.

  42. Hugh Jackman Dancing With James McAvoy Virgin Trains Unveils XMen Days of Future Past
    fred
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    “Wonder twin powers ACTIVATE. Form of a heterosexual actor who sings, dances, and generally prefers the company of men. Shape of a midget actor unsuccessfully trying to avoid being typecast in future projects.”

  43. Emma Stone Putting Fake Web All Over Andrew Garfield The Amazing Spider Man 2 Press Conference Tokyo
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    Amazing Spider-Man? Uh, no… this guy is barely So-So Spider-Man.

  44. Kate Beckinsale Butt Tight Dress Jameson Empire Film Awards
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    Holy shit.

  45. Nick Cannon Spotted Hair Dye Derpface GMA
    Bob
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    Nick, we know you’re second fiddle in your household, so stop pretending you’re Mr. Rourke and get your @#$% bowtie, Tattoo!

    (kids, ask your parents)

  46. Dita Von Teese Cleavage MOCA 35th Anniversary Gala
    Bob
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    Underneath that heavily made-up face she’s got a great pair of tits.

  47. Mickey Rourke Skinny Jeans Loafers No Socks
    waynemoores
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    Astonishingly, he looks better here than he did ten years ago. “We have the technology, we can rebuild him!!!”

  48. Kendra Wilkinson Huge Pregnant Cleavage Sons Soccer Game
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    i don’t think that’s water in her cup

  49. Kendra Wilkinson Huge Pregnant Cleavage Sons Soccer Game
    waynemoores
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    Nothing like showing off flabby sun burnt knockers to liven up a boring soccer game. I’ll bet the ball mysteriously keeps being kicked out of bounds in front of here. And here comes mischievous little Johnnie to toss it back in!!!

  50. Jon Heder Derpface
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    what Hollywood looks like without the makeup

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