The Crap We Missed – Monday 3.31.14

March 31st, 2014 // 481 Comments

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed, which is so full of homoerotica I had to replace my office chair with a block of ice it made Kellan Lutz pass out from excitement. True story. Seriously though, this has to be the gayest compilation I’ve ever put together thanks to Patrick Schwarzenegger and his boys gone wild, Andy Dick existing in reality, and whoever this dude is who thought it would be hilarious to try on a lady’s swimsuit.

HA! You almost had us bro, sweet dick though,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Kelly Brook Bikini Instagram
    Inner Retard
    Commented on this photo:

    Every picture of her should come with a note starting: If your erection lasts longer than 4 hours…

  2. Shailene Woodley Butt Tight Dress Divergent European Premiere
    Commented on this photo:

    “My publicist told me I should trip and fall down like Jennifer Lawrence, this seems like a good spot”

  3. Nick Cannon Spotted Hair Dye Derpface GMA
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    This is his punishment for bringing up the whole “I slept with Kim Kardashian” thing.

  4. Coco Bikini Instagram
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    This guy is NOT handsome.

  5. Tom Cruise Shaggy Hair Derpface Jameson Empire Film Awards
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    “Mmm, fat Prince Harry”

  6. Lea Michele Derpface Nickelodeon 27th Annual Kids Choice Awards
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    “Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?”

  7. Andy Dick Grabbing Guys Thigh
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    50% off gay gigolos? It’s good to see that Andy is living within his budget.

  8. Cedric The Entertainer
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    Randy Jackson is toning it down these days.

  9. Kellan Lutz Drunk Passed Out On Fat Guy
    Commented on this photo:

    WTF, why doesn’t Rob Kardashian get credited in this photo?

  10. Daniel C DiCriscio Fringe Leg Pants
    Inner Retard
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    For a second I thought he bolted a piano on his legs.

  11. Daniel C DiCriscio Fringe Leg Pants
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    If Seigfried and Roy had a baby.

  12. Andy Dick Grabbing Guys Thigh
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    But he has a son. He has a son.

  13. Justin Bieber Drunk High
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    He should really get a tailor so he can get some clothes that fit properly and don’t make him look like a midget.

  14. Jon Heder Derpface
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    Gosh!!!!!!

  15. Lea Michele Derpface Nickelodeon 27th Annual Kids Choice Awards
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    She needs to wear a bag over her head, like all the time.

  16. Creepy David Hasselhoff Statue Juliens Auctions
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    His fake hair is still better than John Travolta’s.

  17. Georges St Pierre Beach Workout
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    Tom Cruise and John Travolta are on their jets, rushing to Miami ASAP.

  18. Creepy David Hasselhoff Statue Juliens Auctions
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    The hair is better than the Hoff’s.

  19. Kendra Wilkinson Huge Pregnant Cleavage Sons Soccer Game
    Inner Retard
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    Her son’s team being down two goals Kendra decided to bring out the big guns as a distraction. Or she’s just falling out of the chair drunk…

  20. Georges St Pierre Beach Workout
    Commented on this photo:

    That’s some impressive strength. I can barely do regular pushups.

  21. Serena Williams Legs Short Shorts Sony Open Womens Finals Trophy
    Commented on this photo:

    “Get back into life, with Depends!”

  22. Khloe Kardashian Swimsuit Instagram
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    Keeping the face covered, that is a good start.

  23. Lady Gaga Bare Ass Pulling Down Costume Roseland Ballroom
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    Nice ass. I would.

  24. Johnny Depp One Rolled Up Sleeve Transcendence Press Conference
    Commented on this photo:

    “Yes, Johnny, you are too old for this shit”

  25. Christian Serratos Side Boob Humane Society Of The United States 60th Anniversary Gala
    Commented on this photo:

    Oh, hello there side-boob.

  26. Justin Bieber Drunk High
    Commented on this photo:

    Did he swap clothes with Earvin Johnson III?

  27. Nick Cannon Spotted Hair Dye Derpface GMA
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    Mariah wanted a pet cheetah and what Mariah wants, Mariah gets.

  28. Emma Stone Putting Fake Web All Over Andrew Garfield The Amazing Spider Man 2 Press Conference Tokyo
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    She is way too lovely to be around him and in that shitty movie.

  29. Khloe Kardashian Swimsuit Instagram
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    “Look, remember the Kim photoshop fiasco? We’re going on the water, which is always wavy.”

  30. Daniel C DiCriscio Fringe Leg Pants
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    Gonna go out on a limb here and say this guy is gay.

  31. Tom Cruise Shaggy Hair Derpface Jameson Empire Film Awards
    Bonky
    Commented on this photo:

    He’s morphing into Jonah Hill. WTF ?

  32. Nick Cannon Spotted Hair Dye Derpface GMA
    Commented on this photo:

    OH, AND NOW HE’S IN BLACKFACE TOO???

  33. Justin Bieber Drunk High
    Commented on this photo:

    Buffalo gals won’t you come out tonight, come out tonight…

  34. Creepy David Hasselhoff Statue Juliens Auctions
    Inner Retard
    Commented on this photo:

    And they said the much sought after gay perverted fakir niche market wasn’t served with quality products.

  35. Jon Heder Derpface
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    Paz De La Huerta at LAX.

  36. Khloe Kardashian Swimsuit Instagram
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    You’re not fooling me. That’s Jennifer Nicole Lee.

  37. Andy Dick Grabbing Guys Thigh
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    The sad realization that you will never make it in Hollywood and this is what you have to do to pay the bills and you can’t even get Tom Cruise or even Travolta, and you are left with Andy Dick.

  38. Tricia Helfer Cleavage Humane Society Of The United States 60th Anniversary Gala
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    Wow, Joan Rivers is looking pretty damn good these days.

  39. Lady Gaga Bare Ass Pulling Down Costume Roseland Ballroom
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    This is why you always go for the blind drummer.

  40. Tori Spelling Talking To Street Fortune Teller
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    “Zac Efron told me you have the best shit”

  41. Creepy David Hasselhoff Statue Juliens Auctions
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    Really, Fish?

  42. Hilary Duff Butt Tight Jeans Heels
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    You just know the screen of her phone is cracked after being put in there, it has to be.

  43. Nick Cannon Spotted Hair Dye Derpface GMA
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    Mange is a bitch.

  44. Mischa Barton Fat Legs Ripped Jeans
    Commented on this photo:

    “No, Larry, these are not “H Duff” brand jeans!”
    “How can you tell, Mischa?”
    “Well, for one thing, I’m actually able to walk.”

  45. Kellan Lutz Drunk Passed Out On Fat Guy
    Bonky
    Commented on this photo:

    “I am aware of the photograph of myself that is circulating on the
    internet and all I would like to say is that I am checking into the
    Betty Ford Clinic this week, not for drugs or alcohol
    as some speculate, but for exhaustion. That’s all I have to
    say at this time. Thank you.”

  46. Creepy David Hasselhoff Statue Juliens Auctions
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    Too late, Travolta snatched it up in a private bid.

  47. Johnny Depp One Rolled Up Sleeve Transcendence Press Conference
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    “I’m fucking Amber Heard. Your arguments are irrelevant.”

  48. Cedric The Entertainer
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    You’re not entertaining if you have to add “the Entertainer” to your name.

  49. Kendall Jenner Butt Thong Bikini Instagram
    Rico Jones
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    A black cock is right around the corner for her.

  50. Christian Serratos Side Boob Humane Society Of The United States 60th Anniversary Gala
    Commented on this photo:

    She is beautiful. More please.

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