The Crap We Missed – Monday 3.31.14

March 31st, 2014 // 481 Comments

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed, which is so full of homoerotica I had to replace my office chair with a block of ice it made Kellan Lutz pass out from excitement. True story. Seriously though, this has to be the gayest compilation I’ve ever put together thanks to Patrick Schwarzenegger and his boys gone wild, Andy Dick existing in reality, and whoever this dude is who thought it would be hilarious to try on a lady’s swimsuit.

HA! You almost had us bro, sweet dick though,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Lea Michele Derpface Nickelodeon 27th Annual Kids Choice Awards
    fred
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    “. . . I said, ‘Never take a picture of my face at this range’ because . . . Wait a minute . . . Did you? Shit.”

  2. Creepy David Hasselhoff Statue Juliens Auctions
    Spleen
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    Where’s the burger?

  3. Tom Cruise Shaggy Hair Derpface Jameson Empire Film Awards
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    Ready to take his High School Yearbook picture.

  4. Mel B Butt Spandex Unitard
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    Really really really don’t wanna anymore.

  5. Tom Cruise Shaggy Hair Derpface Jameson Empire Film Awards
    Inner Retard
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    That’s the same face he makes when constipated, embarrassed, or just asked what time it is.

  6. Creepy David Hasselhoff Statue Juliens Auctions
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    Bob’s Big Boy is trying a whole new approach.

  7. Nick Cannon Spotted Hair Dye Derpface GMA
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    Mariah made him dye his hair like that because she gets super turned on by anything that reminds her of a chocolate chip cookie.

  8. Mickey Rourke Skinny Jeans Loafers No Socks
    fred
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    Looks like he has successfully completed his transformation into Fred Armisen. Congrats Mickey.

  9. Justin Bieber Drunk High
    Swearin
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    Quick, he’s wobbling, someone push him over

  10. Daniel C DiCriscio Fringe Leg Pants
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    Joe Simpson is really dedicated to one-upping Bruce Jenner…

  11. Andy Dick Grabbing Guys Thigh
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    “Do you want to see my Andy dick?”

  12. Tom Cruise Shaggy Hair Derpface Jameson Empire Film Awards
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    He’s no Hasselhof.

  13. Kellan Lutz Drunk Passed Out On Fat Guy
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    “You ever had your shit pushed in?”

  14. Justin Bieber Drunk High
    Inner Retard
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    Already training for his new career as a mentally challenged usher puppet.

  15. Khloe Kardashian Swimsuit Instagram
    Swearin
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    If there was ever a time for an iceberg to defy the laws of nature…

  16. Tori Spelling Talking To Street Fortune Teller
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    “Look into my crystal rock, child…”

  17. Kate Hudson No Makeup Haggard Face Legs Short Shorts
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    People’s most beautiful woman of 2013. That alone should be enough to make the magazine fold.

  18. Tori Spelling Talking To Street Fortune Teller
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    “*psst*….I heard you’ve got something to inject into botox”

  19. Johnny Depp One Rolled Up Sleeve Transcendence Press Conference
    Swearin
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    Waiting for his pre-interview heroin injection

  20. Guy Rubbing Suntan Lotion On Patrick Schwarzeneggers Back
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    Time to play “7 minutes in the broom closet.”

  21. Emma Stone Putting Fake Web All Over Andrew Garfield The Amazing Spider Man 2 Press Conference Tokyo
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    I’m not sure I am a fan of this new decorative bukkake porn.

  22. Hilary Duff Butt Tight Jeans Heels
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    I can’t even imagine how long, and how much effort, it must take for her to shove herself into those pants.

  23. Lea Michele Derpface Nickelodeon 27th Annual Kids Choice Awards
    Inner Retard
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    No plastic surgery. See… *pulls back skin, rips face in half* Can we cut this out?!

  24. Shailene Woodley Butt Tight Dress Divergent European Premiere
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    Scoliosis, the silent killer.

  25. Creepy David Hasselhoff Statue Juliens Auctions
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    If they put this statue in a public setting in Germany, they’d find it swinging from a gay disco club that night. On fire.

  26. Anastasia Ashley Butt Sideboob Swimsuit Instagram
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    The ass is great, but the front is nothing to sneeze at.

  27. Kate Hudson No Makeup Haggard Face Legs Short Shorts
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    I’ve never seen Joe Walsh in shorts before, but evidently Life’s Been Good.

  28. Kellan Lutz Drunk Passed Out On Fat Guy
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    I have the exact same photo with a Ronald McDonald statue.

  29. Tori Spelling Talking To Street Fortune Teller
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    Fish already killed this one lol

  30. Mickey Rourke Skinny Jeans Loafers No Socks
    Inner Retard
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    Remember when he was a tough guy not an aging old woman trying to feel young?

  31. Candace Cameron Bure Skinny Legs Flat Ass Yoga Pants DWTS Practice
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    Jesus must have said asses were sinful.

  32. Emma Stone Putting Fake Web All Over Andrew Garfield The Amazing Spider Man 2 Press Conference Tokyo
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    “No matter how adorable she looks, someone somewhere is tired of her shit.”

  33. Tom Cruise Shaggy Hair Derpface Jameson Empire Film Awards
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    Yes!!!! I like Scientology too!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

  34. Lea Michele Derpface Nickelodeon 27th Annual Kids Choice Awards
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    Uh oh…somebody is looking like an Anjelica Huston starter kit.

  35. Kate Hudson No Makeup Haggard Face Legs Short Shorts
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    “Don’t mind me I’m running in here for cigs and a cheap beer you coming in?

  36. Cedric The Entertainer
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    “A bigoldumass sez what….?”

  37. Justin Bieber Drunk High
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    How can I take Selena seriously after this?

  38. Johnny Depp One Rolled Up Sleeve Transcendence Press Conference
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    Ah, good. He remembered to wear his 3-D glasses.

  39. Andy Dick Grabbing Guys Thigh
    Swearin
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    Andy Dick’s new boyfriend is Latino Jean-Claude Van Damme

  40. Justin Bieber Drunk High
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    I’m waiting for a guy with a bushy mustache, red cheeks and a big club to swing in a whack him in the head. And then their strings get entangled and the show’s over.

  41. Lea Michele Derpface Nickelodeon 27th Annual Kids Choice Awards
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    This guy is NOT handsome.

  42. Pregnant Meagan Camper Butt Yoga Pants
    Inner Retard
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    Is she pregnant in her butt?!

  43. Emma Stone Putting Fake Web All Over Andrew Garfield The Amazing Spider Man 2 Press Conference Tokyo
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    “Is that…hair gel?”

  44. Hugh Jackman Dancing With James McAvoy Virgin Trains Unveils XMen Days of Future Past
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    Yeah, this seems about right.

  45. Justin Bieber Drunk High
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    “DERP DERP DERP I”M A DOUCHE BAG WATCH ME WALK,WATCH ME FART AND SHART ONE OUT!”

  46. Johnny Depp One Rolled Up Sleeve Transcendence Press Conference
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    …and he’s on his way to an accessories trade show on behalf of American Eagle Outfitters.

  47. Christian Serratos Side Boob Humane Society Of The United States 60th Anniversary Gala
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    It’s not even really “side boob.” It’s just boob.

  48. Kendra Wilkinson Huge Pregnant Cleavage Sons Soccer Game
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    “I wonder which one is mine.”

  49. Candace Cameron Bure Skinny Legs Flat Ass Yoga Pants DWTS Practice
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    And on the afternoon of the sixth day, the Lord did sayeth, “Sure, you can get a tat near your ass and still be a good girl.”
    Uncle Jessie wept.

  50. Daniel C DiCriscio Fringe Leg Pants
    dontkillthemessenger
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    It’s not a hate crime if he deserves it.

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