The Crap We Missed – Monday 3.31.14

March 31st, 2014 // 481 Comments

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed, which is so full of homoerotica I had to replace my office chair with a block of ice it made Kellan Lutz pass out from excitement. True story. Seriously though, this has to be the gayest compilation I’ve ever put together thanks to Patrick Schwarzenegger and his boys gone wild, Andy Dick existing in reality, and whoever this dude is who thought it would be hilarious to try on a lady’s swimsuit.

HA! You almost had us bro, sweet dick though,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Kate Hudson No Makeup Haggard Face Legs Short Shorts
    JimBB
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    One more year of alcoholism and my transformation into Chelsea Handler will be complete!!

  2. Kendall Jenner Butt Thong Bikini Instagram
    Ralph
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    The Kardachian/Jenner self promotion is building…

  3. Chris Evans Full Beard Derpface Skinny Neck GMA
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    He looks like Jesus!

  4. Shailene Woodley Butt Tight Dress Divergent European Premiere
    JimBB
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    Hey, could you get us Jennifer Lawrence’s autograph?

  5. Hugh Jackman Dancing With James McAvoy Virgin Trains Unveils XMen Days of Future Past
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    “Some enchanted evening, someone may be laughing, You may hear him laughing across a crowded room……
    And night after night, as strange as it seems, the sound of his laughter will sing in your dreams……”

    “Hugh…that’s really lovely. Is that Peter Allen?”

  6. Kendall Jenner Butt Thong Bikini Instagram
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    “I couldn’t see her face. How was I supposed to know she was under-aged, your Honour?”

  7. Tom Cruise Shaggy Hair Derpface Jameson Empire Film Awards
    JimBB
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    You know when I look back, I’m not even sure I can pinpoint the exact moment when he stopped being human. It just happened so gradually, you know?

  8. Kellan Lutz Drunk Passed Out On Fat Guy
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    I don’t think Zac’s coming back tonight, guys.

  9. Justin Bieber Drunk High
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    “I’d gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today!”

  10. Kellan Lutz Drunk Passed Out On Fat Guy
    JimBB
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    Is that the Mexican Jonah Hill?

  11. Kate Hudson No Makeup Haggard Face Legs Short Shorts
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    Ive kicked better out of bed in the morning.

    AFTER I FUCKED THEM. BAM!

  12. Lea Michele Derpface Nickelodeon 27th Annual Kids Choice Awards
    JimBB
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    Why thank you, I just had it widened!

  13. Hugh Jackman Dancing With James McAvoy Virgin Trains Unveils XMen Days of Future Past
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    Never one to leave a handsome man hanging, Hugh does his best to teach James the Cha-Cha on the spot….

  14. Serena Williams Legs Short Shorts Sony Open Womens Finals Trophy
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    (insert Godzilla roar)

  15. Kate Hudson No Makeup Haggard Face Legs Short Shorts
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    Fish, new policy: Only buy shots of her ass when in a thong.

    Thank you,
    The rest of us wishing to have boners again.

  16. Lady Gaga Bare Ass Pulling Down Costume Roseland Ballroom
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    “Wow”, thought Luis the guitarist, “I haven’t watched ‘The Crying Game’ in ages…”

  17. Hugh Jackman Dancing With James McAvoy Virgin Trains Unveils XMen Days of Future Past
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    You shared your healing power with Professor X just so you could slow dance with him?

  18. Georges St Pierre Beach Workout
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    If it weren’t for the fact that I know this is a picture of him doing no footed pushups the I would say something witty.

  19. Guy Rubbing Suntan Lotion On Patrick Schwarzeneggers Back
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    Post-sandlot has not been kind to Ham. I mean sure, there are worse ways of making a living than a gay porn buffer, but still…

  20. Pregnant Meagan Camper Butt Yoga Pants
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    You say camper, I say winnebago.

  21. Andy Dick Grabbing Guys Thigh
    JimBB
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    Poor gigolo, you really have no idea what you’re getting yourself in for.

  22. Johnny Depp One Rolled Up Sleeve Transcendence Press Conference
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    “I know what you’re all going to ask,” Johnny said to the gathered press. “Why am I not wearing a tie? What? Oh you were actually going to ask about my missing sleeve?”

  23. Tori Spelling Talking To Street Fortune Teller
    JimBB
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    And next week you’ll still be a bitch too.

  24. Lady Gaga Bare Ass Pulling Down Costume Roseland Ballroom
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    Drummer: Just one more set, man. Just one more set. Don’t open the eyes!!!

  25. Khloe Kardashian Swimsuit Instagram
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    Bruce held the phone up where Dr. Lazar could see it.

    “If we live in a world where this is possible, Doctor”, he said with a trembling voice, “Then I CAN BE Martina Navratilova!”

  26. Kate Hudson No Makeup Haggard Face Legs Short Shorts
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    Just look at the legs… just look at the legs…

  27. Tori Spelling Talking To Street Fortune Teller
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    How much for the Alabama Blacksnake special?

  28. Khloe Kardashian Swimsuit Instagram
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    I would like to toss my name in the hat to go a few rounds inside the wookie wallet.
    Wish me luck, mates.

  29. Creepy David Hasselhoff Statue Juliens Auctions
    JimBB
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    That’s almost as creepy as the real thing.

  30. Lea Michele Derpface Nickelodeon 27th Annual Kids Choice Awards
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    That’s the same facial expressions and hand motions the girls in the “Bukkake My Face #3″ make when 8 guys finish on them.

  31. Christian Serratos Side Boob Humane Society Of The United States 60th Anniversary Gala
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    Well, you’d think puppy nursing would be objectionable at a black tie event.

    You’d be wrong. It’s Beverly Hills.

  32. Justin Bieber Drunk High
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    He just looks fucking ridiculous. Ugh.

  33. Nick Cannon Spotted Hair Dye Derpface GMA
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    When Mariah Carey tells you to look at her stool for signs of diarrhea, you damn well stick your head in before she does it for you…

  34. Emma Stone Putting Fake Web All Over Andrew Garfield The Amazing Spider Man 2 Press Conference Tokyo
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    Damn, it. I hate it when Skarsgaard passes by…

  35. Kate Hudson No Makeup Haggard Face Legs Short Shorts
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    “Here we see a victim of Noassatall just trying to make it through the day. For just 99 cants a day, you can help poor Kate her get herself an ass.”

    *shot of me with a single tear running down my cheek*

  36. Nick Cannon Spotted Hair Dye Derpface GMA
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    “Costume hair dye, it said. Washes right out, it said. Fucking Bieber.”

  37. Lea Michele Derpface Nickelodeon 27th Annual Kids Choice Awards
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    Her hair dresser should’ve left about 6 inches on her bangs.

  38. Guy Rubbing Suntan Lotion On Patrick Schwarzeneggers Back
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    “Fat Prince Harry” LOL!

  39. Creepy David Hasselhoff Statue Juliens Auctions
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    “OH NO! HASSELHOFF HAS GONE BLIND!”

    “That’s a statue you idiot.”

    “… oh.”

  40. Nick Cannon Spotted Hair Dye Derpface GMA
    anonymous
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    So when is he going to take off the Whiteface?

  41. Lady Gaga Bare Ass Pulling Down Costume Roseland Ballroom
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    Her hair wasn’t green until she pulled down the ass of her panties.

  42. Serena Williams Legs Short Shorts Sony Open Womens Finals Trophy
    fred
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    How thoughtful. A sleeve for her cock.

  43. Chris Evans Full Beard Derpface Skinny Neck GMA
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    “What would you say if I told you Jesus Christ appeared to one of his believers in 19th Century America….”

  44. Guy Rubbing Suntan Lotion On Patrick Schwarzeneggers Back
    Swearin
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    “Cum on me if you want to live”

  45. Kate Hudson No Makeup Haggard Face Legs Short Shorts
    Inner Retard
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    I look the same in the mornings too. Nobody cares including myself. Yet another advantage to not being a celeb.

  46. Jon Heder Derpface
    Spleen
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    Dis how chicken think?

  47. Peta Murgatroyd Butt Tight Pants Nickelodeon 27th Annual Kids Choice Awards
    anonymous
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    Is that really her last name? I thought it was something Snagglepuss just like to say.

  48. Shailene Woodley Butt Tight Dress Divergent European Premiere
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    You see, God doesn’t deal with both hands. If He gave you an average face, He’ll give you a sweet ass. It’s also why He invented doggy-style. He is wise indeed.

  49. Khloe Kardashian Swimsuit Instagram
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    She had to stay in that position for 5 hours until the photographer found just the right angle to make her look less Buick-like.

    Also, I feel sorry for her twat because I’ll bet it’s suffocating.

  50. Hilary Duff Butt Tight Jeans Heels
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    At some point, these jeans are going to rupture, and the paps better get that shot.

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