The Crap We Missed – Monday 3.3.14

March 3rd, 2014 // 584 Comments

Yep, that’s really Bill Clinton with a couple of 100% certified prostitutes.

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed which, surprise, is a whole ton more Oscar shit. Fortunately, a lot of it is from the after parties where Lady Gaga got molested by that Versace guy and Olivia Munn got molested by Jane Fonda. Outside of that you got the standard front boobs, side boobs, “Fuck, I stepped on my cock again!” and inexplicable Richard Grieco appearances you’ve come to crave like the beating vein of a jugular to a vampire.

Drink up, my pretties,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Gaby Hoffman Hairy Armpit 29th Film Independent Spirit Awards
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    HOOOORRRRFFFFFFFF

  2. Gaby Hoffman Hairy Armpit 29th Film Independent Spirit Awards
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    “Talk to the pube nest.”

  3. Katy Perry McDonalds Dress Feet Pointed In Girls Generation U-Express Live 2014 Press Conference
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    Yeah, where is the McDonald’s I can order this 10 piece at?

  4. Reese Witherspoon Side Boob Cleavage Vanity Fair Oscar Pary
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    Who wouldn’t break out their National Geographic tits for a public event?

  5. Jared Leto Photobombing Anne Hathaway Vanity Fair Oscar Pary
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    “Booyah bitch, I’ve got an Oscar too, bet you don’t feel so fucking special anymore, do you?”

  6. Jennifer Lawrence Butt Tight Dress Vanity Fair Oscar Party
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    Oh my. Nice.

  7. Wilmer Valderrama 1st Annual Unite Humanity Gala
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    “4 years old, no older than 4 years old, got it?”

  8. Kim Kardashian Huge Veiny Cleavage 22nd Annual Elton John AIDS Foundation Academy Awards Viewing Party
    Fancy Face
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    She’s not even trying to look alive at this point. What is this shit? Weekend at Kardashians?

  9. Lady Gaga Drunk Passed Out On Donatella Versace 22nd Annual Elton John AIDS Foundation Academy Awards Viewing Party
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    Fuck. Just fuck.

  10. Ian Somerhalder Bulging Red Cheeks Playing Trombone Endymion Parade Mardi Gras
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    Well, it is what he does best.

  11. Vanessa Hudgens Cleavage Blowing Kiss 22nd Annual Elton John AIDS Foundation Academy Awards Viewing Party
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    and suddenly she’s a 48 year old tranny.

  12. Lady Gaga Drunk Passed Out On Donatella Versace 22nd Annual Elton John AIDS Foundation Academy Awards Viewing Party
    Spleen
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    Look like Hiroshima survivors.

  13. Rihanna Nipple No Bra See Through Top  Jean Paul Gaultier Fashion Show
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    That dude looks like he is about to go all Chris Brown on her ass. Maybe it was not Chris Brown’s fault, maybe she just has that effect on men.

  14. Simon Cowell Shirtless Hairy Manboobs Tiny Dogs Attacking Photographer
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    Giant black dude threatened by a pair of 10 pound dogs, sure. Looks like another asshole angling for an easy payday.

  15. Keanu Reeves 29th Film Independent Spirit Awards
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    DID YOU SEE KHLOE’S ASS?

  16. Rob Ford Drunk Passed Out Standing Up LAX
    Spleen
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    He’s just seen the buffet sign.

  17. Gaby Hoffman Hairy Armpit 29th Film Independent Spirit Awards
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    Was this shit really necessary? Did you really need to include this photo?

  18. Anjelica Huston Double Chins Vanity Fair Oscar Party
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    He’s awesome.

  19. Kelly Rowland Side Boob 22nd Annual Elton John AIDS Foundation Academy Awards Viewing Party
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    Always loved her.

  20. Paz De La Huerta Drunk Sweaty Cleavage Chateau Marmont
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    booze bloat. Hell, everything bloat.

  21. Guy Fingering Doll Pink Tokyo Japanese Sex Industry Trade Show
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    sick shit.

  22. Lady Gaga Drunk Passed Out On Donatella Versace 22nd Annual Elton John AIDS Foundation Academy Awards Viewing Party
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    From what I have seen of this AIDS gala, it only makes me wish for some strain of AIDS that would not only kill me much faster, but also blind me immediately.

  23. Ian Somerhalder Bulging Red Cheeks Playing Trombone Endymion Parade Mardi Gras
    Redeemer
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    eeew, he’s making Jerry Connelly face.

  24. Khloe Kardashian Huge Butt Tight Dress 22nd Annual Elton John AIDS Foundation Academy Awards Viewing Party
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    God, stop trying to make the whole Khloe is sexy a thing you delusional bitch Kris Jenner. This bitch is a giant, black -hearted, fat, Amazon of a woman. Fuck off.

  25. Guy Fingering Doll Pink Tokyo Japanese Sex Industry Trade Show
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    I’ll hazard a guess and say that that’s probably one of the least perverted things at the show.

  26. Kristen Bell Dax Shepard Laughing Hysterically 86th Annual Academy Awards
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    She seriously could not find a better dude than this guy?

  27. Alec Baldwin Carrying Baby Carmen Hilaria Baldwin
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    Even his new kid does not like him.

  28. Anjelica Huston Double Chins Vanity Fair Oscar Party
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    She always reminds me of that woman that Arnold was disguised as in Total Recall.

  29. Gerard Butler Scruffy Beard Army Jacket
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    Bet is he knew Gerard hung out in Porta Potties all the time he would not be so eager to shake his hand.

  30. Paz De La Huerta Drunk Sweaty Cleavage Chateau Marmont
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    Is she never not high or drunk?

  31. Nicole Kidman Erect Nipples Through Sweatshirt
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    Stepford wife/fembot.

  32. Guy Fingering Doll Pink Tokyo Japanese Sex Industry Trade Show
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    I see the Woody Allen jokes have been covered, but seriously, Asian and underage, you know this fucker ordered at least the whole first years run of these.

  33. Paz De La Huerta Drunk Sweaty Cleavage Chateau Marmont
    caley
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    Jared Leto changed wardrobe quickly after the Oscars…just kidding, he’s much more attractive.

  34. Alec Baldwin Carrying Baby Carmen Hilaria Baldwin
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    “You have dick breath dad!”

  35. Lauren Silverman Erect Nipples No Bra
    J
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    Looks like someone needs to be milked.

  36. Jared Leto Photobombing Anne Hathaway Vanity Fair Oscar Pary
    Swearin
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    “So you won for dying from syphilis? I died from AIDS. BOOM-SHAKALAKA!”

  37. Reese Witherspoon Side Boob Cleavage Vanity Fair Oscar Pary
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    a little too much sag on the bags for me. I mean the ones under her eyes.

  38. Jenna Fischer Huge Pregnant Belly No Make Up
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    She looks like she’s ready for her job cleaning “The Office.”

  39. Kim Kardashian Huge Veiny Cleavage 22nd Annual Elton John AIDS Foundation Academy Awards Viewing Party
    MarketingMike
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    I’ll bet she’s quite the conversationalist, once the topic drifts
    away from her, her mom, her sisters, and her current lover.

  40. Alec Baldwin Carrying Baby Carmen Hilaria Baldwin
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    “Your breath smells like the hole I came out of.”

  41. Paz De La Huerta Drunk Sweaty Cleavage Chateau Marmont
    dude
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    dead pool 2014

  42. Simon Cowell Shirtless Hairy Manboobs Tiny Dogs Attacking Photographer
    Little Tongue
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    “Cujo! Cerberus! Leave the poor man alone and come to Papa!”

  43. Jennifer Lawrence Butt Tight Dress Vanity Fair Oscar Party
    Swearin
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    Later, ABC took that dress to make next season’s Dancing With The Stars trophy

  44. Rihanna Nipple No Bra See Through Top  Jean Paul Gaultier Fashion Show
    j/k
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    “She really got her titties out!” -Guy in background

  45. Rihanna Nipple No Bra See Through Top  Jean Paul Gaultier Fashion Show
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    Peek-a-boob

  46. Reese Witherspoon Side Boob Cleavage Vanity Fair Oscar Pary
    mirv
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    The human can opener.

  47. Lady Gaga Drunk Passed Out On Donatella Versace 22nd Annual Elton John AIDS Foundation Academy Awards Viewing Party
    j/k
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    Proof that Versace makes EVERYONE beautiful.

  48. Rihanna Nipple No Bra See Through Top  Jean Paul Gaultier Fashion Show
    CK
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    Dude really wants to hit it.
    But I’m not sure in what context.

  49. Robert Kraft Danny Huston Drunk 22nd Annual Elton John AIDS Foundation Academy Awards Viewing Party
    Swearin
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    “Thanks for selling your soul to me in exchange for 10 more years on Earth, Mr. Kraft. Can I get a pic of us for my Instagram page?”

  50. Gaby Hoffman Hairy Armpit 29th Film Independent Spirit Awards
    SpareClownParts
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    Looks like Jared Leto has some competition

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