The Crap We Missed – Monday 3.3.14

March 3rd, 2014 // 584 Comments

Yep, that’s really Bill Clinton with a couple of 100% certified prostitutes.

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed which, surprise, is a whole ton more Oscar shit. Fortunately, a lot of it is from the after parties where Lady Gaga got molested by that Versace guy and Olivia Munn got molested by Jane Fonda. Outside of that you got the standard front boobs, side boobs, “Fuck, I stepped on my cock again!” and inexplicable Richard Grieco appearances you’ve come to crave like the beating vein of a jugular to a vampire.

Drink up, my pretties,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Jennifer Lawrence Butt Tight Dress Vanity Fair Oscar Party
    crb
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    Finally I get to Actually see myself in her downstairs, and not just imagine it.

  2. Shia LaBeouf Dickprint Tight Pants
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    Jon Hamm’s penis is laughing hysterically at this photo.

  3. Wilmer Valderrama 1st Annual Unite Humanity Gala
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    “I’ll take, ‘How many fingers in a high-five, Alex. For $100′”.

  4. Rihanna Nipple No Bra See Through Top  Jean Paul Gaultier Fashion Show
    crb
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    “Imma kill you bitch, an put you inna trunka mah car.”

  5. Lady Gaga Drunk Passed Out On Donatella Versace 22nd Annual Elton John AIDS Foundation Academy Awards Viewing Party
    rican
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    “This is what we call The Muppet Show”

  6. Lady Gaga Drunk Passed Out On Donatella Versace 22nd Annual Elton John AIDS Foundation Academy Awards Viewing Party
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    I can’t tell Which is Witch

  7. Khloe Kardashian Huge Butt Tight Dress 22nd Annual Elton John AIDS Foundation Academy Awards Viewing Party
    tom
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    Do you guys think she really believes she’s really beautiful? Why isn’t someone around tell her she is just ridiculous in that dress?

  8. Rob Ford Drunk Passed Out Standing Up LAX
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    “Just let him go on through security. A body cavity search might take too long.”

  9. Hugh Laurie Shitting Himself King Of The Parade For Bacchus Mardi Gras
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    I think we were misled…Hugh Laurie is the one who died. Peter O’Toole is still horsing around…

  10. Kim Kardashian Huge Veiny Cleavage 22nd Annual Elton John AIDS Foundation Academy Awards Viewing Party
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    Pig goes oink, and cow goes moo. I’m sure her mother is around there somewhere.

  11. Jared Leto Photobombing Anne Hathaway Vanity Fair Oscar Pary
    Tiggles
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    Despite his ego reaching new heights with his Oscar win, Jared was nonetheless physically blown backwards by the phenomenal narcissism of Anne Hathaway, who in her self-involvement didn’t even know he was there.

  12. Olivia Munn Cleavage Butt Felt Up By Jane Fonda Vanity Fair Oscar Pary
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    I didn’t realize Olivia was working at Caesar’s Palace these days. I’ll have to go get my photo taken with her soon.

  13. Quentin Tarantino Courtney Hoffman Fouquets Cesar Awards After Party
    crb
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    “If I eat like Marlon Brando, that makes me as good as him too, right? Right? Amiright?… Right?…”

  14. Simon Cowell Shirtless Hairy Manboobs Tiny Dogs Attacking Photographer
    Hugh G. Rection
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    I like to stomp on little dogs too.

  15. Reese Witherspoon Side Boob Cleavage Vanity Fair Oscar Pary
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    Do you know who I am!

  16. Reese Witherspoon Side Boob Cleavage Vanity Fair Oscar Pary
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    Thick and saggy, that’s how I like my women.

  17. Lady Gaga Drunk Passed Out On Donatella Versace 22nd Annual Elton John AIDS Foundation Academy Awards Viewing Party
    Kevolution
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    Before and After

  18. Gaby Hoffman Hairy Armpit 29th Film Independent Spirit Awards
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    Is this her official coming out as a lesbian?

  19. Kristen Bell Dax Shepard Laughing Hysterically 86th Annual Academy Awards
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    -Hilarious, right?
    -Um, sure honey…um…HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  20. Lady Gaga Drunk Passed Out On Donatella Versace 22nd Annual Elton John AIDS Foundation Academy Awards Viewing Party
    crb
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    Now all we need is Maya Rudolph in there, throwing dishes and glasses, cursing them both out.

  21. Rihanna Nipple No Bra See Through Top  Jean Paul Gaultier Fashion Show
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    I was laughing before I read the comments. That guy is too funny!

  22. Joanna Krupa Smashed Cleavage Boob Window Fame And Philanthropy Post Oscar Party
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    Hell yeah.

  23. Hugh Laurie Shitting Himself King Of The Parade For Bacchus Mardi Gras
    jonnybravo
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    This is the Yellow King!!! SPOILER ALERT!

  24. Gaby Hoffman Hairy Armpit 29th Film Independent Spirit Awards
    Hugh G. Rection
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    Its tough to pull off the bird’s nest under the arm look. She was fully nude on Girls and had the biggest bush I’ve ever seen outside of ’70′s porn. Hard to believe she was the little girl on Field of Dreams way back when.

  25. Jenna Fischer Huge Pregnant Belly No Make Up
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    Did she play Phyllis?

  26. Kristen Bell Dax Shepard Laughing Hysterically 86th Annual Academy Awards
    Kevolution
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    Somebody just told him that Kristen Bell married Dax Shepard.

  27. Serena Williams Huge Butt Yoga Pants
    thatsanuglyb!tch
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    HaHA, who’s the comedian that dressed up the orangutan in human clothes before it escaped the zoo?

  28. Serena Williams Huge Butt Yoga Pants
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    “That’s my secret. I’m always angry.”

  29. Serena Williams Huge Butt Yoga Pants
    Hugh G. Rection
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    Hotter than Kim Kardashian. Smaller ass too.

  30. Shia LaBeouf Dickprint Tight Pants
    Beer for thought
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    That old pedophile who parks his van down by the daycare wants his look back.

  31. Olivia Munn Cleavage Butt Felt Up By Jane Fonda Vanity Fair Oscar Pary
    crb
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    Swat that bad doggie on the ass with the rolled-up newspaper for all of us, Jane.

    Next, put her nose in it so she’ll know what she did wrong.

  32. Nicole Kidman Erect Nipples Through Sweatshirt
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    “That’s ALMOST got it love! Now if we can just find a black pair of gloves and a black ski mask, you’ll look beautiful!”

  33. Alec Baldwin Carrying Baby Carmen Hilaria Baldwin
    crb
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    “No dad, you get that potty-mouth away from me. AND -CLOSERS-, DON’T TALK THEMSELVES OUT OF A GOD-DAMN, JOB!”

  34. Olivia Munn Cleavage Butt Felt Up By Jane Fonda Vanity Fair Oscar Pary
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    “Robot, on! The cameras are rolling…”

  35. Heidi Klum Cleavage 22nd Annual Elton John AIDS Foundation Academy Awards Viewing Party
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    Would do.

  36. Katy Perry McDonalds Dress Feet Pointed In Girls Generation U-Express Live 2014 Press Conference
    Tiggles
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    Finally, some Asian youth I want to adopt.

  37. Anjelica Huston Double Chins Vanity Fair Oscar Party
    crb
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    John Capodice has really slimmed down lately!

  38. Kim Kardashian Huge Veiny Cleavage 22nd Annual Elton John AIDS Foundation Academy Awards Viewing Party
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    She heard “AIDS foundation” and thought it was a new type of cosmetics the Kardashians could pimp out to unsuspecting fans.

  39. Alec Baldwin Carrying Baby Carmen Hilaria Baldwin
    Hugh G. Rection
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    If somebody did that to Alec before, he could have avoided a lot of trouble.

  40. Kelly Rowland Side Boob 22nd Annual Elton John AIDS Foundation Academy Awards Viewing Party
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    Yeah baby. Much better than Beyonce.

  41. Paz De La Huerta Drunk Sweaty Cleavage Chateau Marmont
    crb
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    “Zees dress? -Made entirely of zee drug-mule ballons, no? Ees styleesh, yayss?!”

  42. Nicole Kidman Erect Nipples Through Sweatshirt
    crb
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    She’s out of the car but she left one of her daytime-running-lights on.

  43. Adam Levine Girlfriend Behati Prinsloo Nipples No Bra Sheer Dress Vanity Fair Oscar Pary
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    I thought behati prinsloo was some sort of indian food that guarantees diarrhea.

  44. Robert Kraft Danny Huston Drunk 22nd Annual Elton John AIDS Foundation Academy Awards Viewing Party
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    “Welcome to my nightmare.”

  45. Bill Clinton With Bunny Ranch Hookers Barbie Girl Ava Adora 1st Annual Unite Humanity Gala
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    That’s what going Vegan will get you.

  46. Guy Fingering Doll Pink Tokyo Japanese Sex Industry Trade Show
    Hugh G. Rection
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    Nice sweater, Woody.

  47. Lady Gaga Drunk Passed Out On Donatella Versace 22nd Annual Elton John AIDS Foundation Academy Awards Viewing Party
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    Donatella’s trying to suck the youth out of Gaga.

  48. Joanna Krupa Smashed Cleavage Boob Window Fame And Philanthropy Post Oscar Party
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    Dis how tits go. Boob.

  49. Shia LaBeouf Dickprint Tight Pants
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    Is it just me, or is he wearing purple velour jeggings? The pockets and fly look fake.

  50. Jennifer Lawrence Butt Tight Dress Vanity Fair Oscar Party
    Inner Retard
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    Don’t worry, Jen. Jack might not be here but he asked me to look at your ass in his stead. He also asked me to fondle it. Shh, Shh… It’s all right…

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