The Crap We Missed – Monday 3.3.14

March 3rd, 2014 // 584 Comments

Yep, that’s really Bill Clinton with a couple of 100% certified prostitutes.

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed which, surprise, is a whole ton more Oscar shit. Fortunately, a lot of it is from the after parties where Lady Gaga got molested by that Versace guy and Olivia Munn got molested by Jane Fonda. Outside of that you got the standard front boobs, side boobs, “Fuck, I stepped on my cock again!” and inexplicable Richard Grieco appearances you’ve come to crave like the beating vein of a jugular to a vampire.

Drink up, my pretties,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Jennifer Lawrence Butt Tight Dress Vanity Fair Oscar Party
    ThisWillHurt
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    Vagina dresses are the new everything.

  2. Katy Perry McDonalds Dress Feet Pointed In Girls Generation U-Express Live 2014 Press Conference
    dennis
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    I bet she’s pissed. You don’t go one stage looking like a clown with a bunch of hot, younger chicks.

  3. Katy Perry McDonalds Dress Feet Pointed In Girls Generation U-Express Live 2014 Press Conference
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    소녀시대!

  4. Hugh Laurie Shitting Himself King Of The Parade For Bacchus Mardi Gras
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    The King on his porcelain throne.

  5. Simon Cowell Shirtless Hairy Manboobs Tiny Dogs Attacking Photographer
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    typical hollywood douche. stomping puppies has no sport when you tie them down first.

  6. Gaby Hoffman Hairy Armpit 29th Film Independent Spirit Awards
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    Daniel Radcliffe is maturing nicely.

  7. Bill Clinton With Bunny Ranch Hookers Barbie Girl Ava Adora 1st Annual Unite Humanity Gala
    Tiggles
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    Give that man a cigar!

  8. Serena Williams Huge Butt Yoga Pants
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    Horizontal lines are not your friends.

  9. Robert Kraft Danny Huston Drunk 22nd Annual Elton John AIDS Foundation Academy Awards Viewing Party
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    “Wait til he gets a load out of me.”

  10. Lady Gaga Drunk Passed Out On Donatella Versace 22nd Annual Elton John AIDS Foundation Academy Awards Viewing Party
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    In an attempt to show her support for AIDS victims, Lady Gaga gives a handjob to a sufferer only moments from death.

  11. Jon Hamm 29th Film Independent Spirit Awards
    ThisWillHurt
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    I would be shocked to see my penis on the other side of the velvet rope too.

  12. Bill Clinton With Bunny Ranch Hookers Barbie Girl Ava Adora 1st Annual Unite Humanity Gala
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    “Say hello to my little salt and pepper shakers.”

  13. Gaby Hoffman Hairy Armpit 29th Film Independent Spirit Awards
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    She had to find a way to accessorize with her dress…

  14. Bill Clinton With Bunny Ranch Hookers Barbie Girl Ava Adora 1st Annual Unite Humanity Gala
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    “Nice to meet you again, Mr. President.”

  15. Wilmer Valderrama 1st Annual Unite Humanity Gala
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    “Wilmer! How many Disney starlets have you deflowered?”

  16. Simon Cowell Shirtless Hairy Manboobs Tiny Dogs Attacking Photographer
    Droog
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    How Simon Cowell protects his children from the Pedorazzi.

  17. Katy Perry McDonalds Dress Feet Pointed In Girls Generation U-Express Live 2014 Press Conference
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    Is that a “McDowell’s” outfit and handbag?

  18. Gaby Hoffman Hairy Armpit 29th Film Independent Spirit Awards
    Tiggles
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    Fur is murder . . ing my erection. Blech!

  19. Kim Kardashian Huge Veiny Cleavage 22nd Annual Elton John AIDS Foundation Academy Awards Viewing Party
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    Kim, you’re not supposed to bring AIDS to this event.

  20. Keanu Reeves 29th Film Independent Spirit Awards
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    “…because I wasn’t INVITED TO THE OSCARS, that’s why!”

  21. Adam Levine Girlfriend Behati Prinsloo Nipples No Bra Sheer Dress Vanity Fair Oscar Pary
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    He looks like he’s trying to escape.

  22. Gaby Hoffman Hairy Armpit 29th Film Independent Spirit Awards
    dennis
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    She’s got a very hairy armpit vagina.

  23. Katy Perry McDonalds Dress Feet Pointed In Girls Generation U-Express Live 2014 Press Conference
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    Off camera, Ronald McDonald has a giant boner….da da, dot da da…I’m lovin’ it.

  24. Paz De La Huerta Drunk Sweaty Cleavage Chateau Marmont
    ThisWillHurt
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    “Excuse me, I have an important meeting with Bill Clinton.”

  25. Kim Kardashian Huge Veiny Cleavage 22nd Annual Elton John AIDS Foundation Academy Awards Viewing Party
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    Looks like that right one could use about 5 more pounds of pressure.

  26. Kendra Wilkinson Huge Pregnant Belly Cleavage Hank Baskett 5th Annual QVC Red Carpet Style Event
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    Isn’t he unemployed? Why is he making more kids? Oh well. I’m off to fap to his wife’s sex tape.

  27. Guy Fingering Doll Pink Tokyo Japanese Sex Industry Trade Show
    ThisWillHurt
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    I don’t want to live on this planet anymore.

  28. Ian Somerhalder Bulging Red Cheeks Playing Trombone Endymion Parade Mardi Gras
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    He definitely blows.

  29. Jared Leto Photobombing Anne Hathaway Vanity Fair Oscar Pary
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    I’m pretty sure that statue will have a condom covering it by the end of the night.

  30. Bill Clinton With Bunny Ranch Hookers Barbie Girl Ava Adora 1st Annual Unite Humanity Gala
    crb
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    “We were just debating the meaning of the word, ‘is’. -And making appointments at the drycleaners. ::thumbs-up, bites lip::”

  31. Alec Baldwin Carrying Baby Carmen Hilaria Baldwin
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    “Fuckin’ kid punched me in the mouth!” *drop kick*

  32. Rihanna Nipple No Bra See Through Top  Jean Paul Gaultier Fashion Show
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    Dude on right: “That bitch be crazy.”

  33. Katy Perry McDonalds Dress Feet Pointed In Girls Generation U-Express Live 2014 Press Conference
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    Katy Perry probably shouldn’t have Super Sized. That XL coke is starting to trickle down…

  34. Lady Gaga Drunk Passed Out On Donatella Versace 22nd Annual Elton John AIDS Foundation Academy Awards Viewing Party
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    Lady Gaga is sitting next to her future self.

  35. Rihanna Nipple No Bra See Through Top  Jean Paul Gaultier Fashion Show
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    Black, slutty Wednesday Addams.

  36. Simon Cowell Shirtless Hairy Manboobs Tiny Dogs Attacking Photographer
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    Next up…Cat Juggling.

  37. Jennifer Lawrence Butt Tight Dress Vanity Fair Oscar Party
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    She is so Lovely

  38. Gaby Hoffman Hairy Armpit 29th Film Independent Spirit Awards
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    Which Khardasian is this again?

  39. Guy Fingering Doll Pink Tokyo Japanese Sex Industry Trade Show
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    Wow. I, uh… I wasn’t expecting that.

  40. Jared Leto Photobombing Anne Hathaway Vanity Fair Oscar Pary
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    -Can I get a “whoop whoop”!?
    -No.

  41. Quentin Tarantino Courtney Hoffman Fouquets Cesar Awards After Party
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    Could neither of them afford clothes that FIT?

  42. Kim Kardashian Huge Veiny Cleavage 22nd Annual Elton John AIDS Foundation Academy Awards Viewing Party
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    Scary

  43. Kim Kardashian Huge Veiny Cleavage 22nd Annual Elton John AIDS Foundation Academy Awards Viewing Party
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    Udderly gross. Moo.

  44. Ian Somerhalder Bulging Red Cheeks Playing Trombone Endymion Parade Mardi Gras
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    At least it’s not a rusty trombone.

  45. Robert Kraft Danny Huston Drunk 22nd Annual Elton John AIDS Foundation Academy Awards Viewing Party
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    It’s nice to see that Elton had an Evil Magician to entertain the kids.

  46. Guy Fingering Doll Pink Tokyo Japanese Sex Industry Trade Show
    Smapdi
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    “Pink Tokyo: The Movie” to be co-directed by Woody Alan and Roman Polanski.

  47. Gaby Hoffman Hairy Armpit 29th Film Independent Spirit Awards
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    Looks more like Abbie Hoffman

  48. Jon Hamm 29th Film Independent Spirit Awards
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    “Is that…Jennette McCurdy in lingerie?”

  49. Jennifer Lawrence Butt Tight Dress Vanity Fair Oscar Party
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    -”What are you saying Harvey? Bend over?”

  50. Simon Cowell Shirtless Hairy Manboobs Tiny Dogs Attacking Photographer
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    Kicking puppies is more fun than people realize.

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