The Crap We Missed – Monday 3.3.14

March 3rd, 2014 // 584 Comments

Yep, that’s really Bill Clinton with a couple of 100% certified prostitutes.

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed which, surprise, is a whole ton more Oscar shit. Fortunately, a lot of it is from the after parties where Lady Gaga got molested by that Versace guy and Olivia Munn got molested by Jane Fonda. Outside of that you got the standard front boobs, side boobs, “Fuck, I stepped on my cock again!” and inexplicable Richard Grieco appearances you’ve come to crave like the beating vein of a jugular to a vampire.

Drink up, my pretties,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Jared Leto Photobombing Anne Hathaway Vanity Fair Oscar Pary
    ThisWillHurt
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    This just enforces the stereotype that women hate each other.

  2. Gaby Hoffman Hairy Armpit 29th Film Independent Spirit Awards
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    I had to google her, from which I discovered the last time she starred in something I cared about is when she played the niece in “Uncle Buck”

  3. Jennifer Lawrence Butt Tight Dress Vanity Fair Oscar Party
    Mike
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    In the words of Chip Chipperson: “FUCK YEAH!”

  4. Bill Clinton With Bunny Ranch Hookers Barbie Girl Ava Adora 1st Annual Unite Humanity Gala
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    Oh how the mighty have fallen… Seems like only yesterday he was hanging out with the high end escorts that could possibly make an argument for just being companions…

  5. Jared Leto Photobombing Anne Hathaway Vanity Fair Oscar Pary
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    “Arrggg look at me! How important I am!! Look at me!!!”

    • crb

      “OMYGOD ANNE! OSCAR!OSCAR!OSCAR! Look at me acting like a tool, Anne! Who do I remind you of, Anne? Anyone, Anne? Anne? Anne?… I didn’t even have to mic-jump the director to kiss my agent’s a** AND I _STILL_ WON! Anne? Anne? You There? A tool says, ‘What?’, Anne?…”

  6. Bill Clinton With Bunny Ranch Hookers Barbie Girl Ava Adora 1st Annual Unite Humanity Gala
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    They are at least hotter than Hillary and Chelsea,

  7. Bill Clinton With Bunny Ranch Hookers Barbie Girl Ava Adora 1st Annual Unite Humanity Gala
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    He’s got hos in different area codes.

  8. Bill Clinton With Bunny Ranch Hookers Barbie Girl Ava Adora 1st Annual Unite Humanity Gala
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    He’s turning into the Corey Feldman of ex presidents. How long until he has a little curly q hanging down his forehead?

  9. Hugh Laurie Shitting Himself King Of The Parade For Bacchus Mardi Gras
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    Wow, it’s as if Dick Van Dyke stopped his meds and decided to get on a parade float…

  10. Keanu Reeves 29th Film Independent Spirit Awards
    ThisWillHurt
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    What if I told you you could pretend to have doggy style on the red carpet?

  11. Wilmer Valderrama 1st Annual Unite Humanity Gala
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    This is how old you have to be to ride.

  12. Wilmer Valderrama 1st Annual Unite Humanity Gala
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    Wilmer, how many times have you been accused of statutory rape????

  13. Katy Perry McDonalds Dress Feet Pointed In Girls Generation U-Express Live 2014 Press Conference
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    Why is she standing like that?

    Also, I would also be very self-conscious if I looked like she does and I was surrounded by all those girls.

  14. Alec Baldwin Carrying Baby Carmen Hilaria Baldwin
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    No matter how hard that baby tries she still won’t get her dad to stop calling people “faggot.”

  15. Kim Kardashian Huge Veiny Cleavage 22nd Annual Elton John AIDS Foundation Academy Awards Viewing Party
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    It’s nice to see those things are headed south faster than Kanye when he found out she was pregnant…

  16. Simon Cowell Shirtless Hairy Manboobs Tiny Dogs Attacking Photographer
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    Damn furry cockroaches! *stomp *stomp *stomp*.

  17. Jared Leto Photobombing Anne Hathaway Vanity Fair Oscar Pary
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    OSCAR WINNER Anne Hathaway will not dignify his hooliganism with even a glance.

  18. Katy Perry McDonalds Dress Feet Pointed In Girls Generation U-Express Live 2014 Press Conference
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    How do you let your backup crew outshine you, Katy? Why are you wearing a McDonald’s wrapper as a dress?

  19. Bill Clinton With Bunny Ranch Hookers Barbie Girl Ava Adora 1st Annual Unite Humanity Gala
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    I guess I’m done making fun of Corey Feldman, the guy is downright presidential.

  20. Shia LaBeouf Dickprint Tight Pants
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    I don’t think you’re supposed to leave the douche in your pants.

  21. Kendra Wilkinson Huge Pregnant Belly Cleavage Hank Baskett 5th Annual QVC Red Carpet Style Event
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    Hank! Hank! How can you be sure the child is not just some mix of all the men who’ve made deposits in there?

  22. Lady Gaga Drunk Passed Out On Donatella Versace 22nd Annual Elton John AIDS Foundation Academy Awards Viewing Party
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    You have to stab her in the eye with a knife. I saw that on Walking Dead.

  23. Gaby Hoffman Hairy Armpit 29th Film Independent Spirit Awards
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    Furry boobs and furry armpits , nothing to FAP off to.

  24. Kristen Bell Dax Shepard Laughing Hysterically 86th Annual Academy Awards
    Balls Mcgee
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    “Can you believe you agreed to marry me???”

  25. Guy Fingering Doll Pink Tokyo Japanese Sex Industry Trade Show
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    zaloog would.

  26. Alec Baldwin Carrying Baby Carmen Hilaria Baldwin
    ThisWillHurt
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    “Maybe if you’d shut the fuck up, daddy, you’d still have a show.”

  27. Jennifer Lawrence Butt Tight Dress Vanity Fair Oscar Party
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    Very nice.

  28. Katy Perry McDonalds Dress Feet Pointed In Girls Generation U-Express Live 2014 Press Conference
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    It doesn’t matter how big your tits are (especially if you’re not showing them), nothing trumps hot Asian chicks.

  29. Kristen Bell Dax Shepard Laughing Hysterically 86th Annual Academy Awards
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    Man, everybody was photobombing everybody last night!

  30. Gerard Butler Scruffy Beard Army Jacket
    ThisWillHurt
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    “THIS! IS! A MAN-PURSE!”

  31. Gaby Hoffman Hairy Armpit 29th Film Independent Spirit Awards
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    Now we know where Hair Club for Men gets its plugs.

  32. Quentin Tarantino Courtney Hoffman Fouquets Cesar Awards After Party
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    Dude, seriously… Cut it out. You sniff any harder and her shoes are coming off…

  33. Jared Leto Photobombing Anne Hathaway Vanity Fair Oscar Pary
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    Who would’ve ever thought we’d be uttering the phrase “Oscar winning actors Matthew McCougnahey and Jared Leto”?

    Congratulations to the both of them.

  34. Kim Kardashian Huge Veiny Cleavage 22nd Annual Elton John AIDS Foundation Academy Awards Viewing Party
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    Wow, her eyes are glassy as all hell. There’s nothing behind them.

  35. Jon Hamm 29th Film Independent Spirit Awards
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    Must have stepped on it…. It happens…. Not to me or basically most other people, but it does happen.

  36. Gaby Hoffman Hairy Armpit 29th Film Independent Spirit Awards
    ben dover
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    I think the fuzz on the front of her dress is really pubic hair

  37. Jared Leto Photobombing Anne Hathaway Vanity Fair Oscar Pary
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    Leto acts like an epic douche, but he gave the slam dunk acceptance speech of the night.

    • I want to expand on this thought a little, mostly because I’ve spent the last few years ragging on Jared Leto at every opportunity.

      Jared gave a very humble and touching speech about his single mother raising him and his brother to be decent people, and in a few brief sentences managed to be gracious towards the people who brought him to the award, spoke about the milions who have died from AIDS worldwide, and the current socio political strife in the Ukraine and Venezuela. The guy can write a fucking speech.

      and then there was Matthew McConaughey. Nothing like a long, rambling, speech filtered through a haze of bong smoke where you simultaneously thank God for making you famous instead of feeding dying children, and then declaring that he is his own inspiration.

      When Jared Leto makes you look like a vapid douchebag, buddy you done something REALLY special.

      • They are both raging douchebags (Leto’s groupie treatment alone yoinks his ‘decent people’ comment to the ground), but McC has douche topped with cocky egotism that just makes me want to push him in front of a bus.

      • I gotta agree with McFeely. After hearing his speech, I’ve gotten so I kind of like Jerod Leto now. I’ve always liked Matthew McConaughey, and I didn’t give his speech any thought one way or another.

      • Ripley's Believe It Or Not

        ‘Decent people’ make sure to stay at least 500 miles clear of Terry Richardson at all times, so after that speech we know – along with anything else we know about Leto from our distance – that he’s a raging liar.

  38. Jennifer Lawrence Butt Tight Dress Vanity Fair Oscar Party
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    Yes please. I’m not on her dick like the rest of the internet, but she’s undoubtedly a very attractive woman.

  39. Shia LaBeouf Dickprint Tight Pants
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    This must be his new show, inspired by a certain character in Mad Med…

  40. Kim Kardashian Huge Veiny Cleavage 22nd Annual Elton John AIDS Foundation Academy Awards Viewing Party
    ThisWillHurt
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    Kim Kardashian decided it was a good idea to get involved with AIDS awareness after someone told her the virus was transferable through urine.

  41. Kim Kardashian Huge Veiny Cleavage 22nd Annual Elton John AIDS Foundation Academy Awards Viewing Party
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    Wouldn’t she be more at home at a Herpes Party?

  42. Shia LaBeouf Dickprint Tight Pants
    CT
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    He’s no Jon Hamm…

  43. Khloe Kardashian Huge Butt Tight Dress 22nd Annual Elton John AIDS Foundation Academy Awards Viewing Party
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    What a beautiful red velvet sof…. Never mind…. It’s mounted on a wookie.

  44. Serena Williams Huge Butt Yoga Pants
    ben dover
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    get the harpoons out

  45. Rihanna Nipple No Bra See Through Top  Jean Paul Gaultier Fashion Show
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    Something nipple something the face on the dude to the right something something

  46. Kendra Wilkinson Huge Pregnant Belly Cleavage Hank Baskett 5th Annual QVC Red Carpet Style Event
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    Is she pregnant again, or still? It’s been a while since Kendra has been “relevant”, so I lose track.

  47. Gaby Hoffman Hairy Armpit 29th Film Independent Spirit Awards
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    WHOA

  48. Ian Somerhalder Bulging Red Cheeks Playing Trombone Endymion Parade Mardi Gras
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    something tells me he has no idea how to play a trombone.

  49. Kristen Bell Dax Shepard Laughing Hysterically 86th Annual Academy Awards
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    Fish, I think you’ve been swindled. I saw these 2 taking pictures at the Kodak theater a day before the show.

  50. Bill Clinton With Bunny Ranch Hookers Barbie Girl Ava Adora 1st Annual Unite Humanity Gala
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    “I put my penis inside their vaginas, but we DID NOT HAVE SEX.”

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