The Crap We Missed – Monday 3.28.16

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Amy Smart’s meth after photo, Matthew Perry looking worse than Nicolas Cage in his final scene in Leaving Las Vegas, this black dude saying it all with his eyes which are literally inches away from Charlotte McKinney’s boobs, and Moobfleck covered in puppies to preface Fish’s Batman V Superman review, which he’ll post as soon as we’re done burning this Jesse Eisenberg dummy in effigy. Is it wrong that we made it out of dismembered parts from the real Jesse Eisenberg? Nobody minds? Didn’t think so.

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