The Crap We Missed – Monday 3.26.12

March 26th, 2012 // 545 Comments

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed, lovingly strewn together by a surprisingly-here Photo Boy who still came to work thanks to his strong Italian work ethic that just makes a man want to shove his stugots in some moulignon. And for the record, I have no idea what I just said back there, but I’m sure it was a nice, friendly, non-offensive Guinea colloquialism for loving pizza pie-ah!

Your spicy meatball,

- The Superficial

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Photos: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Joe Francis Mario Lopez Elaine Lancaster
    Deacon Jones
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    Nice boner, Francis.

  2. Ian Somerhalder
    Shit or get off the Pot
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    Smuggy McSmuggerton doesn’t get enough ass to be that smug.

  3. Brandi Glanville Butt Tight Dress
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    Pippa?!?

  4. Bethenny Frankel Legs Minidress
    bonerofcuntention
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    That reminds me. I need new guitar strings.

  5. Selena Gomez Bikini Ashley Benson Twitter Spring Breakers
    George Burdell
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    This brings back memories.

  6. Tim Tebow
    dontkillthemessenger
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    I heard that GOD hated gay people.

  7. Kesha
    EricLr
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    I would say sent her to rehab, but let’s not kid ourselves or waste everyone’s time, and just send her to the morgue.

  8. Selena Gomez Bikini Ashley Benson Twitter Spring Breakers
    Cock Dr
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    If they’re trying to look like scruffy jailbait it might be working.

  9. Bethenny Frankel Legs Minidress
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    Well. That’s about the best she can do. So good on her!! You go girl. Or something.

  10. Mark Wahlberg
    George Burdell
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    FrogAds.com! That is a stupid name.

  11. Venus Williams
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    So Venus got all the skinny genes…..

  12. Rihanna No Bra Blonde Hair Open Shirt
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Her shirt is wide open and there is absolutely nothing happening there. Fail.

  13. Jeremy Piven
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    Bald.

  14. Bethenny Frankel Legs Minidress
    meme
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    Zelda from Pet Semetary

  15. Rihanna No Bra Blonde Hair Open Shirt
    Cecil
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    There are not enough wigs to cover how enormous her forehead is.

  16. Tim Tebow
    EricLr
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    God said it’s okay to hold hands with another man, as long as he’s doing it to keep you from having to touch your fans.

  17. Bethenny Frankel Legs Minidress
    It's come to this.
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    Throw the flour here.

  18. Gerard Butler Tony Tiger Coke
    your mom
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    Lindsay Lohan just made a bee line to the closest grocery store, and hit 3 kids in the process of getting lost in a back ally.

  19. Dolph Lundgren
    Faa
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    I must plank you.

  20. Jonah Hill
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    He has a skinny twin brother you know.

  21. Ian Somerhalder
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Is this the picture of the victim and the rapist?

  22. Selena Gomez Bikini Ashley Benson Twitter Spring Breakers
    Skinny fat
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    How does she have a gut?

  23. Mark Wahlberg
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    Say hi to ya mutha!

  24. Jonah Hill
    vile
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    Skinny arms and legs

  25. Jeremy Piven
    dontkillthemessenger
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    He hid the Down’s Syndrome extremely well on Entourage.

  26. Ian Somerhalder
    EricLr
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    (sigh) And I used to think Kelsey Grammar was the low-point of my career.

  27. Rihanna No Bra Blonde Hair Open Shirt
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    Sidesternum?

  28. Pamela Anderson
    George Burdell
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    Not shown: A cardboard sign that reads “Will work, suck or fuck for food. God bless.”

  29. Bethenny Frankel Legs Minidress
    Commented on this photo:

    “Who here missed me flashing on ‘Anderson’? ‘Cause I’ll do it again!”

  30. Kelly Brook Legs Minidress
    Isa
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    Oh God, you’re such guys, those shoes are AMAZING!!!! Love them!

  31. Joanna Krupa Cleavage
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    I thought for a second that Ke$ha cleaned up real nice.

  32. Jeremy Piven
    EricLr
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    Somewhere Ed Hardy is screaming “Why isn’t he wearing my clothes?!?!?!?” at his assistant

  33. Selena Gomez Bikini Ashley Benson Twitter Spring Breakers
    dontkillthemessenger
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    I didn’t know Roman Polanski was directing this.

  34. Joanna Krupa Cleavage
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    She gets her eyelashes from the sample place as Katie Price. I’m guessing it’s called the Eyelashatron 3000.

  35. Kelly Brook Legs Minidress
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    I don’t think I’m out of line when I say I wish I was a piranha so I could her.

  36. Pamela Anderson
    Cock Dr
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    It’s too bad she just couldn’t retire, but apparently she burned up all the money.
    Now Pam has to haul her aging jugs across the pond every year or so and striptease for rich Europeans. Kinda sad.

  37. Joe Francis Mario Lopez Elaine Lancaster
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    One, two – AH AH! – three queens!

  38. Dolph Lundgren
    EricLr
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    If you pan down, you can see the “Will say lines from Rocky IV for food” sign.

  39. Selena Gomez Bikini Ashley Benson Twitter Spring Breakers
    EricLr
    Commented on this photo:

    Pretend whore today, real one tomorrow.

  40. Donald Sutherland
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    “Three hundred lives of men I have walked this earth and now I have no time.”

  41. Gerard Butler Laker Game
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    Trying to figure out where the goalposts are.

  42. Jonah Hill
    EricLr
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    Poor bastard doesn’t even realize he’s talking to a beer bottle.

  43. Pamela Anderson
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Not shown: Sign on boobs saying this direction North East… this direction South West

  44. Kesha
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    So much for my first “crap we missed” comment today.

  45. Mark Wahlberg
    EricLr
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    Watch out, he might start dancing!

  46. Mark Wahlberg
    dontkillthemessenger
    Commented on this photo:

    Miami is finally terrorist free.

  47. Rihanna No Bra Blonde Hair Open Shirt
    Richard McBeef
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    Here face looks like a C and I think it looked like that prior to having it caved in.

  48. Helena Bonham Carter Crazy Clothes
    EricLr
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    Looks like Mary Poppins ended up on skid row.

  49. Helena Bonham Carter Crazy Clothes
    Cock Dr
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    Long pantalettes…..you don’t see them everyday.
    In fact you don’t EVER see pantalettes except on the cover of a Victorian romance novel or naughty postcard from the 1800′s.
    They look warm.
    Bravo Ms. Carter for confounding the fashion rules once again.

  50. Helena Bonham Carter Crazy Clothes
    dontkillthemessenger
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    What’s the crazier thing… the outfit or the lightsaber?

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