The Crap We Missed – Monday 3.26.12

March 26th, 2012 // 545 Comments

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed, lovingly strewn together by a surprisingly-here Photo Boy who still came to work thanks to his strong Italian work ethic that just makes a man want to shove his stugots in some moulignon. And for the record, I have no idea what I just said back there, but I’m sure it was a nice, friendly, non-offensive Guinea colloquialism for loving pizza pie-ah!

Your spicy meatball,

- The Superficial

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Photos: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Queen Latifah Tony Bennett
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    Git in mah belly.

  2. Donald Sutherland
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    Next role: Sistine Chapel ceiling. Fingers ready.

  3. Kesha
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    Is that a necklace or an autopsy scar?

  4. Kevin Sorbo Eagle
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    That looks more like Louie Anderson after Nutrisystem than Kevin Sorbo.

  5. Ian Somerhalder
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    How long ago was Rob Lowe in that sex tape with the 14yo? 1989? Seems about right…

  6. Bethenny Frankel Legs Minidress
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    It’s like Marlo Thomas in “That Girl.” But made out of Slim JIms.

  7. Dolph Lundgren
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    Kathleen Turner with a haircut.

  8. Pamela Anderson
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    Hepatitis is the only real thing left in that body. I wonder if it ever gets lonely.

  9. Helena Bonham Carter Crazy Clothes
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    The Olsen Twins’ walk-in closet is… walking.

  10. Joe Francis Mario Lopez Elaine Lancaster
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    Its the first gay couple chosen for the Hunger Games.

  11. Michael Fassbender Smoking Cigarette
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    I took Cool Smoking 102 at school with him.

  12. Donald Sutherland
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    You wanna know what Mrs. Claus smells like?

  13. Kevin Sorbo Eagle
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    How did that eagle get a stuffed Sorbo?

  14. Bethenny Frankel Legs Minidress
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    Fat.

  15. Jonah Hill
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    Ordering pizza while walking to KFC. I like your style.

  16. Donald Sutherland
    Juan Diablo
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    He knows that the Harry Potter movies are done, right?

  17. Joe Francis Mario Lopez Elaine Lancaster
    bethy
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    Everyone in this picture has a finger in his butt.

  18. Kesha
    bethy
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    For having a $ in her name, she sure looks (cent sign).

  19. Kevin Sorbo Eagle
    bethy
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    This is about what I expected for a status update on Kevin Sorbo.

  20. Mark Wahlberg
    bethy
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    I’m not only the president, I’m also a client….

  21. Helena Bonham Carter Crazy Clothes
    bethy
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    Because I’m married to TIm Burton….that’s why.

  22. Venus Williams
    doogleberg
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    I don’t even know where to start.

  23. Queen Latifah Tony Bennett
    doogleberg
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    Tony, you a good singa, but you’d look betta tween two pieces of bread.

  24. Donald Sutherland
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    “Stay creepy, my friends.”

  25. Kesha
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    She looks down to fuck.

  26. Rihanna No Bra Blonde Hair Open Shirt
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    Is this woman alergic to bras or something? You gotta take care of your boobs while your’re young so they won’t look like droopy bags of shit by the time you hit 30.

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