The Crap We Missed – Monday 3.25.13

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed which I hope you still have some gas in the tank for after justifiably going nuts over this Kim Kardashian post. I mean I don’t want this site to just turn into undignified shots of motherhood. That would be completely despicable. Instead let’s turn our attention to worthy targets like Criss Angel, who apparently has the magical ability to travel back in time to be my hair dresser in the 7th grade who made us pick styles out of an ‘Impressions’ catalog. Then there’s 50 Cent being shown a picture of what Chelsea Handler looks like if you have absolutely no drugs in your system, Patrick Schwarzenegger letting the grope flow through him, and finally, as if Hell wasn’t awful enough, now everyone there is going to have itchy junk.

Jackson Galaxy, today you are my Prince Charles,

- Photo Boy

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