The Crap We Missed – Monday 3.24.14

March 24th, 2014 // 421 Comments

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed capping an exciting day of exposed nipples and penis outlines, or what our journalism professor will later call “an object lesson in collegiate failure.” But the joke’s on you, academia, because while Moby‘s porno stache and Anjelica Huston‘s melting Muppet face may not be the pressing issues of our culture, we know how much joy our readers will get inferring Ryan Sweeting‘s inner monologue of anguish and suicicde from this picture.

So you can keep your cap and gown, squares. We’ll take Uma Thurman‘s frighteningly similar-looking brother doing yoga any day,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Fame/Flynet, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Bret Michaels Letting Fan Sing Seminole Hard Rock Hotel And Casino Performance
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    and now they all have HPV

  2. Moby Handlebar Moustache Dance For A Cure Benefit For The Childrens Hospital Of Los Angeles
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    This guy anally exhales vegan farts all day.

  3. Joe Biden Human Rights Campaign Los Angeles Gala Dinner
    JimBB
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    “And that’s when I told that motherfucker: Look, I don’t give two shits if there are people in line in front of me, I’M THE GODDAMNED VICE-PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES!!”

  4. Serena Williams Crazy Game Face Sony Ericsson Open
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    I’m so confused…I don’t see a package where one should be.

  5. Anjelica Huston Double Chins An Evening of Environmental Excellence UCLA Institute Of The Environment And Sustainability
    JimBB
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    Huh huh huh…jedi

  6. Adele Exarchopoulos Kissing Sean Penn
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    Charlize will eat his balls

  7. Joe Biden Human Rights Campaign Los Angeles Gala Dinner
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    “So then he dropped the presidential towel and I shit you not, it was THIS BIG!”

  8. Constantine Maroulis Lauren Rae Levy 80s Clothes
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    I’ll take “Things You just Want to Pound and Pound with a Shovel” for 600, Alex.

  9. Kim Kardashian Kanye West Scott Disick Penis Vogue
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    “Please God, let the White Walkers be real,” thinks the baby.

  10. Shia LaBeouf Dirty Clothes Skinny Pants Tucked Into Combat Boots Riding On Shopping Cart
    JimBB
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    The store figured it was easier to just let him keep his own cart rather than having to disinfect and fumigate one after every visit.

  11. pix

    dang, that’s an ugly baby they spat out

  12. Kim Kardashian Kanye West Scott Disick Penis Vogue
    jack
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    Kanye: “Damn look at that dick”
    Kim: “Damn look at that dick”
    North: “Damn look at these two dicks”

  13. Kim Kardashian Kanye West Scott Disick Penis Vogue
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    “Who’s the Daddy?” Yup, there’s an app for that.

  14. Kim Kardashian Kanye West Scott Disick Penis Vogue
    I wear women's shoes
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    Kim made the right decision in having North, she makes a much better accessory than a Birkin, probably cheaper too.

  15. Criss Angel Dyed Red Hair One Night For ONE DROP Blue Carpet
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    “There’s magic in the air…”

  16. Brooke Burke Charvet No Make Up Bags Under Eyes
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    She looks like she’s on the verge of an epic sneeze

  17. Bret Michaels Letting Fan Sing Seminole Hard Rock Hotel And Casino Performance
    jack
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    “I said WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?”

  18. Sharon Stone Nipples No Bra
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    You forgot your undergarment grandma!

  19. Hilary Duff Butt Tight Red Jeans Heels
    jack
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    Duff Man likes what he sees OH YEAH

  20. Brody Jenner
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    Is that Brooke Hogan’s butt?

  21. Nina Dobrev Butt Tight Pants LAX
    JC
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    Dat ass doe

  22. Jason Statham Rosie Huntington Whiteley Nipples No Bra
    creemygoodness
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    Those nipples could beat him within an inch of his life.

  23. Clark Gregg Rape Kissing Iain De Caestecker Marvels Agents Of SHIELD Presentation PaleyFest
    buzz
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    I think Iain realized it wasn’t a joke anymore when Clark leaned into the kiss and caressed the nape of his neck–then it got weird.

  24. Lori Petty Nipples No Bra Long Skirt Crazy Clothes
    buzz
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    It’s funny: everyone remembers her as Tank Girl or from A League of their Own but for me her movie was Point Break.

  25. Jason Statham Rosie Huntington Whiteley Nipples No Bra
    Gordon GEICO
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    What car does Statham drive when he’s sporting the Transporter Casual look? An Audi TT?

  26. Kaley Cuoco Hugging Ryan Sweeting Charity Tennis Match
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    Yes, non-traditional Barbie has definitely found her Ken doll.

  27. Kim Kardashian Kanye West Scott Disick Penis Vogue
    Minky Wail
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    That baby definitely has her mother’s thighs.

  28. Lady Gaga Nipples No Bra Weird Mask
    Gordon GEICO
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    Is this the human equivalent of those cones they put on dogs after they’ve been fixed?

  29. Criss Angel Dyed Red Hair One Night For ONE DROP Blue Carpet
    buzz
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    Anyone actually ever see him do his magic act live? Where he couldn’t plant “random observers” or manipulate/edit camera footage?

  30. Lori Petty Nipples No Bra Long Skirt Crazy Clothes
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    Your move Nick Nolte

  31. Anne Hathaway Cleavage Posing With Exotic Animal Miami Walk Of Fame Inaguration
    I wear women's shoes
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    Remind me what Anne and Miami have to do with each other again?

  32. Dechen Thurman Uma Thurman Brother Leading Yoga Session Prague Spirit Festival
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    “This is how you show your cellmate you aren’t a threat.”

  33. Christina Hendricks Cleavage 2014 PaleyFest Mad Men Presentation
    I wear women's shoes
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    I get that she has boobs and all but god this women is just unfortunate looking, I have a hard time looking at her straight on (unless I am looking at her mid level)

    And would someone hire her a decent stylist, she always dresses terribly.

  34. Jason Statham Rosie Huntington Whiteley Nipples No Bra
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    George Costanza can pull some serious trim!

  35. Dechen Thurman Uma Thurman Brother Leading Yoga Session Prague Spirit Festival
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    Some hobbits try to blend in amongst us, but the pointy ears always give them away.

  36. Shia LaBeouf Dirty Clothes Skinny Pants Tucked Into Combat Boots Riding On Shopping Cart
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    The more and more I see him in those pants, and he seems to wear them a lot, the more I think they’re those Icelandic necropants.

  37. Shia LaBeouf Dirty Clothes Skinny Pants Tucked Into Combat Boots Riding On Shopping Cart
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    The douche is loose

  38. Austin Mahone Sticking Out Tongue Riding Segway
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    Please tell me he’s Canadian.

  39. Constantine Maroulis Lauren Rae Levy 80s Clothes
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    Yawn edgy.

  40. Brooke Burke Charvet No Make Up Bags Under Eyes
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    Strikes wall, BOOOM!

  41. Hilary Duff Butt Tight Red Jeans Heels
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    Still wearing red pants, still looking hideous.

  42. Sharon Stone Nipples No Bra
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    I love that look she always has on her face. ” You’re looking at my tits”. DAMMIT, I was.

  43. Jason Statham Rosie Huntington Whiteley Nipples No Bra
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    She’s looking cranked and he cranky.

  44. Bret Michaels Letting Fan Sing Seminole Hard Rock Hotel And Casino Performance
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    Watch it, there, Bret, if he gets a hold of the black one, I think that means you’re going to have to fuck him!

  45. Jason Biggs Hugging Wife Jenny Mollen
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    I believe that’s called “The Eddie Murphy.”

  46. Moby Handlebar Moustache Dance For A Cure Benefit For The Childrens Hospital Of Los Angeles
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    MOBY ♥ DICK

  47. Bret Michaels Letting Fan Sing Seminole Hard Rock Hotel And Casino Performance
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    “Don’t touch the hair!”

  48. Joe Biden Human Rights Campaign Los Angeles Gala Dinner
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    I’LL SWALLOW YOUR SOUL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  49. Shia LaBeouf Dirty Clothes Skinny Pants Tucked Into Combat Boots Riding On Shopping Cart
    MZ MIZRY
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    nick nolte did it better.

  50. Kim Kardashian Kanye West Scott Disick Penis Vogue
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    Nicely done, PB.

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