The Crap We Missed – Monday 3.24.14

March 24th, 2014 // 421 Comments

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed capping an exciting day of exposed nipples and penis outlines, or what our journalism professor will later call “an object lesson in collegiate failure.” But the joke’s on you, academia, because while Moby‘s porno stache and Anjelica Huston‘s melting Muppet face may not be the pressing issues of our culture, we know how much joy our readers will get inferring Ryan Sweeting‘s inner monologue of anguish and suicicde from this picture.

So you can keep your cap and gown, squares. We’ll take Uma Thurman‘s frighteningly similar-looking brother doing yoga any day,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Fame/Flynet, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Clark Gregg Rape Kissing Iain De Caestecker Marvels Agents Of SHIELD Presentation PaleyFest
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    “I’m gonna pretend you’re Captain America.”

  2. Lori Petty Nipples No Bra Long Skirt Crazy Clothes
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    Good lord.

  3. Brooke Burke Charvet No Make Up Bags Under Eyes
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    Still would.

  4. Lori Petty Nipples No Bra Long Skirt Crazy Clothes
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    I bet you could tap that for a shopping cart full of cans.

  5. Kim Kardashian Kanye West Scott Disick Penis Vogue
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    I almost feel bad for already hating that baby. Almost.

  6. Jason Biggs Hugging Wife Jenny Mollen
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    His wife is hot.

  7. Kim Kardashian Kanye West Scott Disick Penis Vogue
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    About right…

  8. Bret Michaels Letting Fan Sing Seminole Hard Rock Hotel And Casino Performance
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    “I said you dropped your hearing aid!”

  9. Hilary Duff Butt Tight Red Jeans Heels
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    I need to have those legs wrapped around my waist.

  10. Jason Statham Rosie Huntington Whiteley Nipples No Bra
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    oh YES

  11. Serena Williams Crazy Game Face Sony Ericsson Open
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    HooooWWWLllllllLLL!!!!

  12. Criss Angel Dyed Red Hair One Night For ONE DROP Blue Carpet
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    Fuck this guy.

  13. Kim Kardashian Kanye West Scott Disick Penis Vogue
    Swearin
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    Did they hire Liberace’s interior designer? Jeez.

  14. Kaley Cuoco Hugging Ryan Sweeting Charity Tennis Match
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    C’mon man, she can’t have that much money.

  15. Hilary Duff Butt Tight Red Jeans Heels
    Mitch
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    Someone needs to hire a stylist – she should have never been allowed out in public wearing that shit.

  16. Anne Hathaway Cleavage Posing With Exotic Animal Miami Walk Of Fame Inaguration
    Swearin
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    This event only lasted 10 minutes because that’s all the time in the sun she can have per day

  17. Lori Petty Nipples No Bra Long Skirt Crazy Clothes
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    Tank girl?! Fuck that, she’s from Point Break, one of the best movies ever!

    But unlike the lyrics in one of the movie soundtracks …”I…will…not fall…I will not fall” she’s fucking fallen

  18. Victoria Prince Huge Pregnant Belly Butt Yoga Pants
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    She never has to work a day in her life again. Just live off of K-Fed’s alimony money.

  19. Anjelica Huston Double Chins An Evening of Environmental Excellence UCLA Institute Of The Environment And Sustainability
    Primitivefix06
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    Witch of the waste- Howl’s castle

  20. Constantine Maroulis Lauren Rae Levy 80s Clothes
    Mitch
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    Is it halloween already?

  21. Chanel West Coast Moon Nightclub Palms Casino Resort
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    North West, this is your future.

  22. Shia LaBeouf Dirty Clothes Skinny Pants Tucked Into Combat Boots Riding On Shopping Cart
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    I wonder what the crotch of those pants smells like when his soulless dead-inside girlfriends peels them off to suck on his limp dick.

  23. Lady Gaga Nipples No Bra Weird Mask
    Swearin
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    I find it more than a little frightening she moonlights as a dental hygienist.

  24. Ian Somerhalder Derpface The 2014 PaleyFest Presentation The Vampire Diaries
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    That’s the face he makes when he sees the extra big load of cum flying through the air at him through the glory hole.

  25. Dechen Thurman Uma Thurman Brother Leading Yoga Session Prague Spirit Festival
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    Hilaria Baldwin looks so different without makeup.

  26. Shanna Moakler Nipples No Bra Sheer Dress Hosting A Sexy Birthday Bash Crazy Horse III
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    She’s still got it. I would love to.

  27. Joanna Krupa Cleavage
    Finn S
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    a younger, skinnier version of Cameron Diaz, especially that wide muppet-mouth and flat white girl a**

  28. Brooke Burke Charvet No Make Up Bags Under Eyes
    Inner Retard
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    Aliens should know better than to buy their human bodysuit from their version of Dollar General.

  29. Austin Mahone Sticking Out Tongue Riding Segway
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    I hate him already. Based on no information, btw.

  30. Brooke Burke Charvet No Make Up Bags Under Eyes
    Devin M
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    big nostrils, will inhale you

  31. Brody Jenner
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    “How’s your dad?”
    “She’s fine.”

  32. Bob Harper Hipster Glasses Human Rights Campaign Los Angeles Gala Dinner
    Inner Retard
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    Is he the next Terry Richardson?

  33. Constantine Maroulis Lauren Rae Levy 80s Clothes
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    Trying too hard.

  34. Clark Gregg Rape Kissing Iain De Caestecker Marvels Agents Of SHIELD Presentation PaleyFest
    Swearin
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    Guess they want the young gay demographic to come out for the next Sweeps period

  35. Christina Hendricks Cleavage 2014 PaleyFest Mad Men Presentation
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    This is like slapping God in the face for giving you a gorgeous gift.

  36. Brooke Burke Charvet No Make Up Bags Under Eyes
    CptCreep
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    It’s like she got hit with a bat… but only in her eyes…

  37. Criss Angel Dyed Red Hair One Night For ONE DROP Blue Carpet
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    Make that stupid haircut disappear along with the rest of you.

  38. Kim Kardashian Kanye West Scott Disick Penis Vogue
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    Is he looking at a picture of Riccardo?

  39. Adele Exarchopoulos Kissing Sean Penn
    Swearin
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    Charlize Theron is going to just love finding out about this. Of course, this girl is French so maybe he can play it off

  40. Dechen Thurman Uma Thurman Brother Leading Yoga Session Prague Spirit Festival
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    Uma Thurman’s brother at a yoga session in Prague? Picture budget running a little low towards the end of the month?

  41. Bob Harper Hipster Glasses Human Rights Campaign Los Angeles Gala Dinner
    Swearin
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    The real-life Ned Flanders

  42. Serena Williams Crazy Game Face Sony Ericsson Open
    serenasmom
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    Time to get the pit bleach in bulk.

  43. Kim Kardashian Kanye West Scott Disick Penis Vogue
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    that critter is already developing a fierce monobrow.

  44. Victoria Prince Huge Pregnant Belly Butt Yoga Pants
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    “Did your father leave me alone to take care of you guys all by myself?”
    “Yeah…He just does that.”

  45. Shia LaBeouf Dirty Clothes Skinny Pants Tucked Into Combat Boots Riding On Shopping Cart
    Inner Retard
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    I kid you not as I clicked on this picture my computer froze up and rebooted itself. I can only assume it was a selfless act of trying to protect me from the horror.

  46. Austin Mahone Sticking Out Tongue Riding Segway
    Inner Retard
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    He might as well admit he’s gay. Why wait 10 years in that dark closet.

  47. Ian Somerhalder Derpface The 2014 PaleyFest Presentation The Vampire Diaries
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    Looks like young Rob Lowe.

  48. Constantine Maroulis Lauren Rae Levy 80s Clothes
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    “Were here to give Lori Pretty a ride back to her home under the overpass.”

  49. Chanel West Coast Moon Nightclub Palms Casino Resort
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    She must give incredible head :
    Karl (Official Music Video)
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lNFpYlughkw

  50. Ian Somerhalder Derpface The 2014 PaleyFest Presentation The Vampire Diaries
    Mike
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    I will not be doing any bashing of this guy.

    That is all.

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