The Crap We Missed – Monday 3.24.14

March 24th, 2014 // 421 Comments

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed capping an exciting day of exposed nipples and penis outlines, or what our journalism professor will later call “an object lesson in collegiate failure.” But the joke’s on you, academia, because while Moby‘s porno stache and Anjelica Huston‘s melting Muppet face may not be the pressing issues of our culture, we know how much joy our readers will get inferring Ryan Sweeting‘s inner monologue of anguish and suicicde from this picture.

So you can keep your cap and gown, squares. We’ll take Uma Thurman‘s frighteningly similar-looking brother doing yoga any day,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Fame/Flynet, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Dechen Thurman Uma Thurman Brother Leading Yoga Session Prague Spirit Festival
    timmyfigs
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    I’ve never heard such an interesting mantra before. What does ‘GOLLUM GOLLUM’ mean?

  2. Kim Kardashian Kanye West Scott Disick Penis Vogue
    Bonky
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    Floor to ceiling mirrors all around the nursery. Step one
    in raising your child to be a narcissist.

  3. Kim Kardashian Kanye West Scott Disick Penis Vogue
    buzz
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    Poor kid is looking more and more like her dad.

  4. Clark Gregg Rape Kissing Iain De Caestecker Marvels Agents Of SHIELD Presentation PaleyFest
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    “Welcome to Level 8, Fitz.”

  5. Joe Biden Human Rights Campaign Los Angeles Gala Dinner
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    “And I knocked on that door and said, ‘Let me in!’, but Steve Freeling wouldn’t let me in. I got him later, though. That worm-in-the-mezcal trick always works!”

  6. Kim Kardashian Kanye West Scott Disick Penis Vogue
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    So Anna Wintour finally caved and allowed Kim to be in Vogue. Scratch one more thing of the list things she needed Kanye for.

    1) Make a baby for him guaranteeing a paycheck for the next 18 years.

    2) Ride his coattails onto the cover of Vogue magazine (a lifelong dream of hers.

    He’s quickly outliving his usefulness to her.

  7.  Mila Kunis Shoving Ashton Kutcher Head Away Clippers Game
    Frank Burns
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    Drawing on her Vulcan ancestry, Mila mind-problem Ashton for hours seeking some explanation of why, oh why, had she allowed him to touch her? Alas, the results were only a rebounding empty sound, and an odor of vinegar and water in her nostrils.

  8. Anjelica Huston Double Chins An Evening of Environmental Excellence UCLA Institute Of The Environment And Sustainability
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    (Your ‘Two Weeks’ joke here for a low, low price! Just call 1-866-THE-FISH.)

  9. Lori Petty Nipples No Bra Long Skirt Crazy Clothes
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    lol @ people who used to masturbate to her.

    I WASN’T ONE OF YOU – HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

  10. Lady Gaga Nipples No Bra Weird Mask
    P. Kerr
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    At least she won’t poke her own eyes out.

  11. Moby Handlebar Moustache Dance For A Cure Benefit For The Childrens Hospital Of Los Angeles
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    Don’t even try to ask this guy if you can pass GO or collect $200

  12. Brooke Burke Charvet No Make Up Bags Under Eyes
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    This is sad… as sad as her face.

  13. Hilary Duff Butt Tight Red Jeans Heels
    Commented on this photo:

    I think I may have found where Jessica Simpson’s missing mass has gone. It may also confirm certain theories about cosmological missing matter in general.

  14. Anne Hathaway Cleavage Posing With Exotic Animal Miami Walk Of Fame Inaguration
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    Where did all of her hotness go?

  15. Dechen Thurman Uma Thurman Brother Leading Yoga Session Prague Spirit Festival
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    “Wiggle your big toe”

  16. Bret Michaels Letting Fan Sing Seminole Hard Rock Hotel And Casino Performance
    buzz
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    So is the wig directly attached to the bandana so he could easily slip that whole setup on and off like a cap?

  17. Adele Exarchopoulos Kissing Sean Penn
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    Penn is literally 33 years older than that girl.
    In other words… beurk.

  18. Lori Petty Nipples No Bra Long Skirt Crazy Clothes
    Jade
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    Is she homeless now?

  19. Eric Johnson Holding Daughter Maxwell Dangerously On Shoulder
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    Kid looks just like her mother.

  20.  Mila Kunis Shoving Ashton Kutcher Head Away Clippers Game
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    “Shut Up, shut up. I think they are announcing 3 for 1 chilli cheese dogs”

  21. Joe Biden Human Rights Campaign Los Angeles Gala Dinner
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    “I’m at a restaurant and the waiter brings me soup. I tell the waiter ‘I can’t eat this soup…You eat it!’ He says ‘Why not…Is it too hot, to cold?’ I say ‘Would you just eat the soup!’
    Finally, the waiter says “Fine! I’ll eat the soup! Where is your spoon?”
    I said “Ah ha!”

  22. Austin Mahone Sticking Out Tongue Riding Segway
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    I was literally just thinking we needed a new bitch nigga on the scene.

  23. Jason Statham Rosie Huntington Whiteley Nipples No Bra
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    I thought they broke up.

  24. Lori Petty Nipples No Bra Long Skirt Crazy Clothes
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    “It was cold in Venice that day. A nasty, wind-on-the-water-from-Alaska kind of cold. The cold that makes you wear layers of clothes you stole from a homeless guy’s rag bag.”

  25. Jason Statham Rosie Huntington Whiteley Nipples No Bra
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    Somebody has to pick up the permafrost nipples title now that Jennifer Aniston isn’t around as much.

  26. Joanna Krupa Cleavage
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    this chick is hot, i don’t care what anyone says…i would destroy that butthole.

  27. Adele Exarchopoulos Kissing Sean Penn
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    A last kiss before Sean boards a plane to Venezuela to join the clone war.

  28. Sharon Stone Nipples No Bra
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    Only a woman who has just had an injection of Miley Cyrus’ blood can look this smug.

  29. Moby Handlebar Moustache Dance For A Cure Benefit For The Childrens Hospital Of Los Angeles
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    My high school gym teacher.

  30. Chanel West Coast Moon Nightclub Palms Casino Resort
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    Chanel West Coast performing at Moon Nightclub at Palms Casino Resort in Vegas. Sorry, I had to copy and paste that so I wouldn’t forget. Four names there, assuming the chick’s name is Chanel West Coast. Wait, what?

  31. Brooke Burke Charvet No Make Up Bags Under Eyes
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    While she may be down in the face, her boobs are looking great.

  32. Jason Biggs Hugging Wife Jenny Mollen
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    Cherry pie?

  33. Shia LaBeouf Dirty Clothes Skinny Pants Tucked Into Combat Boots Riding On Shopping Cart
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    No. Fucking. Way!

  34. Adele Exarchopoulos Kissing Sean Penn
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    Is Adele Exarchopoulos her name or did John Travolta get a hold of it?

  35. Brody Jenner
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    Brody checks the web and sees he is still irrelevant.

  36. Christina Hendricks Cleavage 2014 PaleyFest Mad Men Presentation
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    Christina joins previous Paleyfest winners Naomi Watts, Chloe Sevigny, Dakota Fanning and…

    ….oh, PaleYfest.

  37. Shanna Moakler Nipples No Bra Sheer Dress Hosting A Sexy Birthday Bash Crazy Horse III
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    You see, during anal sex, the boobs just kinda hand there, getting all stretched, flopping around, making funny noises… they never fully recover. Nor does the anus, but we can’t see that.

  38. Anjelica Huston Double Chins An Evening of Environmental Excellence UCLA Institute Of The Environment And Sustainability
    Ruckus
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    Ever wonder who would play Gary Oldman in a biopic about Gary Oldman?

  39. Serena Williams Crazy Game Face Sony Ericsson Open
    Hugh G. Rection
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    I didn’t realize Barry Bonds had such nice breasts.

  40. Anjelica Huston Double Chins An Evening of Environmental Excellence UCLA Institute Of The Environment And Sustainability
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    She’s playing Uncle Fester in the Addams Family remake.

  41. Kaley Cuoco Hugging Ryan Sweeting Charity Tennis Match
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    “The score is love, love.”
    “Aww…”
    “Ha ha…you’ve really gotta cut that shit out!”

  42. Anjelica Huston Double Chins An Evening of Environmental Excellence UCLA Institute Of The Environment And Sustainability
    Hugh G. Rection
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    I always feel sad when I see a picture of a formerly hot chick 20 years later. But when the chick wasn’t hot in the first place, its not so bad.

  43. Bret Michaels Letting Fan Sing Seminole Hard Rock Hotel And Casino Performance
    Ruckus
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    “I SAID, YOUR BALLS ARE SHOWING!”

  44. Kaley Cuoco Hugging Ryan Sweeting Charity Tennis Match
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    That man is stuck in a hell of in his own making.

  45. Lori Petty Nipples No Bra Long Skirt Crazy Clothes
    Hugh G. Rection
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    I prefer to remember her from A League of Their Own, rather than whatever brand of crazy she has going on now.

  46. Joanna Krupa Cleavage
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    She’s fucking gorgeous.

  47. Anjelica Huston Double Chins An Evening of Environmental Excellence UCLA Institute Of The Environment And Sustainability
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    H’chu apenkee

  48. Kim Kardashian Kanye West Scott Disick Penis Vogue
    Brit
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    She: checking Twitter to see if she’s trending
    He: checking “The Crap We Missed”

  49. Shia LaBeouf Dirty Clothes Skinny Pants Tucked Into Combat Boots Riding On Shopping Cart
    Ruckus
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    I was inside that Ralphs when he was there, and he saw me doing that with my cart, and gave me a thumbs up, and mouthed to me “I’m Sorry!”

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