The Crap We Missed – Monday 3.24.14

March 24th, 2014 // 421 Comments

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed capping an exciting day of exposed nipples and penis outlines, or what our journalism professor will later call “an object lesson in collegiate failure.” But the joke’s on you, academia, because while Moby‘s porno stache and Anjelica Huston‘s melting Muppet face may not be the pressing issues of our culture, we know how much joy our readers will get inferring Ryan Sweeting‘s inner monologue of anguish and suicicde from this picture.

So you can keep your cap and gown, squares. We’ll take Uma Thurman‘s frighteningly similar-looking brother doing yoga any day,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Fame/Flynet, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Anne Hathaway Cleavage Posing With Exotic Animal Miami Walk Of Fame Inaguration
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    Next picture: Ice Storm Anne snaps that poor animal’s neck and throws it at a group of children.

  2. Kim Kardashian Kanye West Scott Disick Penis Vogue
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    If you look closely, you will notice a small hole begin to form in the self-absorbed continuum…

  3. Shanna Moakler Nipples No Bra Sheer Dress Hosting A Sexy Birthday Bash Crazy Horse III
    Cuddles
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    Which do you notice first? The penis button or the yellow thong? I saw the penis button.

  4. Kim Kardashian Kanye West Scott Disick Penis Vogue
    ultra
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    as i suspected. no reflection.

    VAMPIRES!!!!!

  5. Jason Statham Rosie Huntington Whiteley Nipples No Bra
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    Damn, looks like Serena has more his-mones than her-mones . . .

  6. Christina Hendricks Cleavage 2014 PaleyFest Mad Men Presentation
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    Every picture I see of her now makes me cringe and ball my fist in anger at the crime that she committed against herself….
    And then I follow up with the obligatory masturbation session. Rules are rules.

  7. Serena Williams Crazy Game Face Sony Ericsson Open
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    Damn, looks like Serena has more his-mones than her-mones . . .

  8. Eric Johnson Holding Daughter Maxwell Dangerously On Shoulder
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    Not pictured: Jessica carrying both of them on her back. How do you think she maintains those legs?

  9. Adele Exarchopoulos Kissing Sean Penn
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    It’s always smart to wear running shoes when meeting with Sean Penn.

  10. Jason Statham Rosie Huntington Whiteley Nipples No Bra
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    ^^^^ wrong picture . . . where is that damn delete button

  11. Moby Handlebar Moustache Dance For A Cure Benefit For The Childrens Hospital Of Los Angeles
    dontkillthemessenger
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    He definitely has pictures of Jared Leto on his iPhone.

  12. Joe Biden Human Rights Campaign Los Angeles Gala Dinner
    ultra
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    and when i had my prostate exam, he did his finger like this and i started yelling like this.

  13. Victoria Prince Huge Pregnant Belly Butt Yoga Pants
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    “You look like mommy after she goes to McDonald’s.”

  14. Jason Statham Rosie Huntington Whiteley Nipples No Bra
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    “Oi, you cunt lookin’ at me bird’s nipples? Scram befaw I crush your stones mate…”

  15. Lori Petty Nipples No Bra Long Skirt Crazy Clothes
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    wtf is wrong with these people????

  16. Jason Statham Rosie Huntington Whiteley Nipples No Bra
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    She was a blonde haired beauty with big dark eyes
    And points all her own sitting way up high
    Way up firm and high

  17. Joanna Krupa Cleavage
    ultra
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    ok. i wasn’t seeing it before, but this is full-on chicken.

  18. Bob Harper Hipster Glasses Human Rights Campaign Los Angeles Gala Dinner
    kafak
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    When he came out, he came all the way out, huh?

  19. Lady Gaga Nipples No Bra Weird Mask
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    Brb, bukkake shoot.

  20. Moby Handlebar Moustache Dance For A Cure Benefit For The Childrens Hospital Of Los Angeles
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    Nice try, Moby. Jared’s not falling for this a sixth time…

  21. Kim Kardashian Kanye West Scott Disick Penis Vogue
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    I doubt that child is North. Why would Kim and Kanye be bothered with taking care of their own child?

  22. Serena Williams Crazy Game Face Sony Ericsson Open
    brick
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    Yikes! Where’s another shot of Jessica Simpson’s calves when you need it?

  23. Chanel West Coast Moon Nightclub Palms Casino Resort
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    Chanel West Coast is a subtle name.

  24. Joe Biden Human Rights Campaign Los Angeles Gala Dinner
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    That’s not part of his speech. Someone just hit the pause button on him…

  25. Brody Jenner
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    The ever faithful Ben Affleck could not be bothered by such close proximity to hot steaming pussy…

  26. Lori Petty Nipples No Bra Long Skirt Crazy Clothes
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    WHAT.IN.THE.SHIT???

  27. Shia LaBeouf Dirty Clothes Skinny Pants Tucked Into Combat Boots Riding On Shopping Cart
    dontkillthemessenger
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    I’m going to assume that sign says: DANGER ASSHAT AREA

  28. Bret Michaels Letting Fan Sing Seminole Hard Rock Hotel And Casino Performance
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    Do you think he knew that he’d end up bald and started the whole ‘do-rag thing 30 years ago as prep?

  29. Constantine Maroulis Lauren Rae Levy 80s Clothes
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    I can’t stop laughing . . . .

  30. Lori Petty Nipples No Bra Long Skirt Crazy Clothes
    brick
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    sTank Girl!

  31. Anne Hathaway Cleavage Posing With Exotic Animal Miami Walk Of Fame Inaguration
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    Did not know there were polar anteaters, but I knew Hathaway was a frozen bitch.

  32. Austin Mahone Sticking Out Tongue Riding Segway
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    Great, they’ve combined Miley and Beiber into this…. thing. Wonderful.

  33. Nina Dobrev Butt Tight Pants LAX
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Excuse me Ma’am, I’m going to need you to come over here for a complete cavity search.

    Do you even work here?

    No time for questions, just step into this stall in the Men’s bathroom.

  34. Moby Handlebar Moustache Dance For A Cure Benefit For The Childrens Hospital Of Los Angeles
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    “The law requires that I inform everyone that I am in their neighborhood.”

  35. Brooke Burke Charvet No Make Up Bags Under Eyes
    Smapdi
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    “From Hostess to Homeless: Brooke Burke Dancing for Dollars”

  36. Lady Gaga Nipples No Bra Weird Mask
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    Fuck you Terry Richardson.

  37. Hilary Duff Butt Tight Red Jeans Heels
    jibs
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    Dayum! Girl’s got some serious back. Yum.

  38. Adele Exarchopoulos Kissing Sean Penn
    brick
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    I guess Sean saw that movie too.

  39. Victoria Prince Huge Pregnant Belly Butt Yoga Pants
    tokiromi
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    nice try, beiber.

  40. Lori Petty Nipples No Bra Long Skirt Crazy Clothes
    zambonie
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    JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

  41. Dechen Thurman Uma Thurman Brother Leading Yoga Session Prague Spirit Festival
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Where’s Putin’s invading army when you need them?

  42. Bret Michaels Letting Fan Sing Seminole Hard Rock Hotel And Casino Performance
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    The first fifty callers will receive not one, but two “Brett Michaels Do-pées®” for the low price of $9.95.

  43. Brody Jenner
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    Hang on, my dad just sent me another post op pic of his vagina.

  44. Ian Somerhalder Derpface The 2014 PaleyFest Presentation The Vampire Diaries
    DiegoAD
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    “Yes…I tapped that.”

  45.  Mila Kunis Shoving Ashton Kutcher Head Away Clippers Game
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    Her actions speak for all of us.

  46. Criss Angel Dyed Red Hair One Night For ONE DROP Blue Carpet
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    Is he serious?

  47. Bob Harper Hipster Glasses Human Rights Campaign Los Angeles Gala Dinner
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    I don’t know who he is, but he’s either a cop, or gay.

  48. Moby Handlebar Moustache Dance For A Cure Benefit For The Childrens Hospital Of Los Angeles
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    Geez… didn’t know Terry Richardson had a gay twin.

  49. Anne Hathaway Cleavage Posing With Exotic Animal Miami Walk Of Fame Inaguration
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    Why would she let Harland Williams kiss her?

  50. Constantine Maroulis Lauren Rae Levy 80s Clothes
    Beardo
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    Pauly Shore look alike or just a hipster douchebag? We’ll never know

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