The Crap We Missed – Monday 3.23.15

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed, our daily post of celebrity random that’s quickly turning into mostly butts and whatever Mel Gibson is angrily shouting at that day. Jews? Women? A black jewish lesbian? No, he doesn’t have a knife, it can’t be that last one. Anyway, there’s also this pic of Brett Ratner in a car with Mariah Carey, so fire up your fat joke and shrimp grease engines. We want it mean and filthy.

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