Welcome to the first The Crap We Missed post in over a week, in which it wouldn’t be right if I didn’t disclose upfront that you almost got Rita Rusic for your Final Five, but then I came across these. Glad I’m back? Anyway, despite some debugging delays as a result of our shiny new customer service center – Seriously, complain all you want, nobody’s listening. – I’m happy to still bring your speed round of shame including two of my Crap favorites, here and here, as well as Alessandra Ambrosio absolutely pwning Jessica Simpson‘s pregnancy.
Anybody else lie awake all last week wondering if there was frozen-faced sideboob not getting posted to the internet?
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She does realize she’s dating Jeff Goldblum, right?
“And this is where we store our ni— oops, better not say that word again!”
I’d like to think her stylist was drunk, I really would.
After tearing up a picture of the Pope on SNL, does she really think that a Jesus shirt will save her soul? I don’t think so. Eternal damnation baby. That’s what I’m talkin’ bout.
I’d pee in her but
shes had a tummy tuck you can tell cause her belly button goes up and down a sure tell tale sign of a tummy tuck
” I like that Jacket ! ” Seriously you can fit 2 MREs in each pocket.
Nice lid Lou.
Not bad for a 50 year old.
She needs her own timpani drum
Tara Reid is just waiting for her chance to play Madga in the Something about Mary Reboot.
George Louis Costanza: You know what this has to do with? The man in the cape. I bet you he is mixed up in this. I don’t trust men in capes.
Jerry Seinfeld: You can’t cast aspersions on someone just because they’re wearing a cape. Superman wore a cape. And I’ll be damned if I’m gonna stand here and let you say anything bad about him.
George Louis Costanza: All right, Superman’s the exception.
wrong camera angle…
it takes years to recover from the Rodman
yes they are gold plated. How do you think I got my nickname?
Laid by the Bell
She’s a fine actress, but her little sister Elle is much prettier….
Over-the-hill at 18 and already replaced. Rough.
That’s their ‘fucking in front the video camera’ faces
notice how she has one eye on the camera at all times
I learned overacting from watching you, Dad!
“WHY won’t you give me your extra fur?”
“We’re not going to talk about this anymore.”
“I will NOT have another retarded child. I will NOT have another retarded child…”
St Patrick’s day. He must be one of the Black Irish.
To sedate the African-American male one must press the buttocks firmly into his crotch region.
What a Homely Limey
That’s right Katie Babe. We’re the new fiscally responsible royals. We do our own chores. Now go an be a good princess and dig up the garden would ya.
What’s that old saying about ridden hard and put away wet?
Wow! The poor rich dude who thought that he was getting a trophy wife!
Why not Mukluk’s? They’d do just as well.
Moon River! Geez doc. Did you use the whole hand?
Do the tsunami alerts go off every time they have sex?
Congratulations son. Your first stinky finger.
Always alone..Hmmmmm, I wonder why?
Sequel to Being John Malkovich?
So mush effort to look like you don’t care about fashion.
They Photoshopped her shopping cart out.
“And then Leann Rimes was like ……”
I don’t now if this makes me like or hate SVU
In a stroke of genius Michael Bolton goes for the Stevie Wonder thing as his career was failing.
I thought NBC canceled “The Cape” 2 seasons ago?
Kinda late with this, but… is that Parker Stevenson to his left?