The Crap We Missed – Monday 3.19.12

Welcome to the first The Crap We Missed post in over a week, in which it wouldn’t be right if I didn’t disclose upfront that you almost got Rita Rusic for your Final Five, but then I came across these. Glad I’m back? Anyway, despite some debugging delays as a result of our shiny new customer service center – Seriously, complain all you want, nobody’s listening. – I’m happy to still bring your speed round of shame including two of my Crap favorites, here and here, as well as Alessandra Ambrosio absolutely pwning Jessica Simpson’s pregnancy.

Anybody else lie awake all last week wondering if there was frozen-faced sideboob not getting posted to the internet?

Shh, it’s okay. I’m here. I’m here,

- Photo Boy

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