Welcome to the first The Crap We Missed post in over a week, in which it wouldn’t be right if I didn’t disclose upfront that you almost got Rita Rusic for your Final Five, but then I came across these. Glad I’m back? Anyway, despite some debugging delays as a result of our shiny new customer service center – Seriously, complain all you want, nobody’s listening. – I’m happy to still bring your speed round of shame including two of my Crap favorites, here and here, as well as Alessandra Ambrosio absolutely pwning Jessica Simpson‘s pregnancy.
Anybody else lie awake all last week wondering if there was frozen-faced sideboob not getting posted to the internet?
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So she just got word someone porked Snooki.
She just got word that Orlando Bloom left her for Snooki
Must’ve just flown back from Ireland.
I went to the doctor, and guess what he told me, guess what he told me?
He said “girl, you gotta have difficult brown no matter what you do,” but he’s a fool..
Coz nothing prepares.. nothing prepares.. for poo…
Fly, Fatass, fly!
Great, now I’ve gotta find a picture of a stripper in tennis shoes.
She wears stilettos on the treadmill, I’m sure of it.
Must be time to feed the Kardashians again.
Jesus christ- the handle of the shovel is thicker than her arms.
These are stunts designed to capture media attention, as he has detached himself from moneymaker KP. Don’t play into this douchebag’s ploy; don’t post his pranks.
WRONG! He dressed like this and acted like this years before knobbing that plastic Christian girl. he’s a great talented stand up comic and I smell jealousy.
Seriously? A great talent? You must like Carrot Top as well…
hard to believe, but her tits used to be way bigger. She kinda reminds me of britney spears…white trash. Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
“I can’t believe you let Ralphie’s mother dress you.”
Good idea: Stretching before a run.
Bad idea: Running in a jacket that says “Wedgie” on the back.
“This nipple tells me I should go east. That nipple tells me I should go west. I’m so confused!”
Fixed,
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sweeeeeeeet :D
youre not funny shasta go away everyone thumb her down
“Hey LeAnn! Can I have the leftovers you barfed up?”
Was it that cold up there this weekend? They look ready for the tundra.
I’m worried how her kid got so many beads at Mardi Gras.
There’s no excuse for this. Tights are NOT pants.
who?
Ghandi: Fuck. What the hell was I thinking?
Yeah, don’t look so confused, Imogen. We don’t know who is in that hammock either.
I dunno who this is.
Bring back BattleBots…it was Carmen’s greatest gig.
Isn’t this the bimbo that dumped Hefner?
Yep. I’m starting to think he dodged a bullet. I, for one, can’t look at this picture and not hear “Hee Haw!” in my head.
“Why did they name a nightclub after something you shat on?”
Bring in the Photoshoppers, there’s some work to be done here.
Fixed. ®
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Hahaha. You made me giggle.
Big boobs on a slim body- awesomeeeee
Big boobs on a chubby the hell body- grossssss
I guess he doesn’t play the entire match with his hands in his shorts. Who knew?
Dang gurl, she looking green
………………….finished! Next pic
Man, I hope I’m as happy as he is when I turn 40!
It’s Black Marvel! No … wait … a bulbous head covered by a knit cap … one bony hand concealed under a cape … Ack! It’s Dr. Sivana in disguise!
That’s nice. The team gave her a jersey with her age printed on it.
Hell I thought that was her IQ
Hard to say… is he trying really hard, or is he such a giant douchenozzle that he’s not trying at all?
Oh, but when she was visiting Canada, did she offer to help me with my patio? What a royal bitch.
Your patio, you say? I understand it’s traditionally the role of the Canadian Prime Minister’s wife to lay the Stones.
Touché!
Jesus, Fish.
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These dog outfits are getting ridiculous.
Bolton, Michael Bolton…
Seriously, you don’t who I am?
“When a man loves a woman?”
I used to bang Nicolette Sheridan?
Awwhhh fuck it…
Normally when I quit a job I take off the uniform.
Now thats how u rock a plump ass. Take note on how its done Kim.
Nomi Malone: I got my period.
James Smith: Yeah right.
Nomi Malone: Check.
[James puts his hand down Nomi's pants]
Seen here doning a Gere hairpiece in a vain attempt to stop people berating him for the Transformers franchise.
AHH!!! I guess her foot really can go up there. Too bad she didn’t take her shoe back with her.
Wait a minute…how can I be licking the chocolate off his hands if he never had chocolate to begin with?
‘and if you follow my chin…’
Somebody call for the lifeguard for flotation devices?
Finally moving beyond the Perma-Crotchgrab phase, Beckham hires a Personal Buttfondler.
She just feels so strange having clothes on in that position.
At least I’m STILL not Lindsay Lohan.
With the choices I had at the bar last weekend, I’ll take her in a heartbeat.
She would have been concidered the skinny one.